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Esther

@clawhammercrone.bsky.social
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banjo, xlookups, dogs, wrath, Kitchener-Waterloo, renegadeoboe most places but it's time I upgraded, former Toastie

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At today's gig I walked past a kid standing in line at a food stand asking his dad "are there COLD dogs?"
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why doesn't the Hail Mary have a CanadArm?
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hate how all the cute animal videos now are AI
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BOOOOOOO
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we've never had much reason to articulate this before a.i., but a reason we enjoy literature, art, music, etc. is that we know it is one human mind trying to express something fundamentally human and otherwise inexpressible to another human mind
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this moment is seared on my brain
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shout out to @millennialmoron.bsky.social who is again playing my song m.youtube.com/watch?v=cRlO...
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Why Economic Models are Trash
YouTube video by Millennial Moron
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This does feel very consistent with modern market finance strategy - immediate influx of cash/share value boost that leads to long-term enshittification and loss of agency.
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(also applies to concerts and events for musicians)
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just found a song I wrote transcribed on Ultimate Guitar and I AM FEELING A WAY ABOUT IT tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/onion-ho...
tabs.ultimate-guitar.com
Onion Honey - Spite Rebranded (Chords)
CHORDS by Onion Honey
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THIS.
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
are my friends just very bad at reading vibes or am I putting out the wrong ones: a study
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Heath Ledger Smiling Portrait
Alt: Heath Ledger Smiling from 10 Things I Hate About You
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just want to sing like k.d. lang is that too much to ask
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
always singing my songggg youtu.be/EPp2vLVZ9wc?...
youtu.be
They'll Add Another Lane to the 401
YouTube video by Onion Honey - Topic
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think of Superman not as a power fantasy, but as a fantasy of the powerful as really good people. I kind of feel that way about Dolly Parton, too.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I also think it's worth comment that she lived her life such that her death isn't gonna interrupt the good she was doing. That's so cool.
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly 💔
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Played a lovely sunset show in DTK last night and a bride and groom rolled up during the first band's set and danced together alone at the front.....to a song about breaking up with your shitty partner, with the refrain "just do it"
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
are you ever full of bitchiness and have no one to bitch to
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Playing a gig today and it's an hour and 10 minute drive, followed by 30 minute setup and soundcheck, followed by 3 hours of music, followed by 30 minute teardown, followed by an hour and 10 minute drive home...for which I will receive 1 free beer and $100.
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
deeply irritated about the launch of Tim Horton's Harry Potter collab like, obviously I am not going to go there while it's running but what a massive and unnecessary inconvenience
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
we have been listening to podcasts on tour, with recommendations from everyone, and I put on the @yourewrongabout.bsky.social Balto episode and had to surreptitiously dab my eyes with a napkin the whole time
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allofthebanjo @allofthebanjo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Really great show at Rock Island Lodge in Wawa tonight. A house show vibe but in a cabin right on Lake Superior. We took a break to all watch the sunset together. Friggin magical. Those moments make it all worth it.
The sun is setting on Lake Superior, with a boat crossing in the middle of the orange reflection on the lake. Some black trees in the foreground on the left
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
is this my sign to go see Wicker
Ikea ad on Facebook - image of Tolkning rattan bench, title text "Made from husband material" with post caption "If you know, you know"
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tumblr post by aleprouswitch 

A photo of musician Herbie Hancock. He is underneath a studio mixing board with one of its components removed, looking up through the empty space. The caption reads "Herbie Hancock trying to figure out how to fix a mixer, c. Early 80s"

Response post by user babyboodle - a screen cap of a tag that reads #herbie hancock emerging from his mixer to shame mankind
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's the most appropriate day to listen to Leonard Nimoy read There Will Come Soft Rains youtu.be/nmcURKn2sf8?...
youtu.be
August 4, 2026: There Will Come Soft Rains | Ray Bradbury & Leonard Nimoy | OEW Institute
YouTube video by OEW Institute
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
there's a weird kind of....valorization of injury directly caused by exercise, and it always strikes me in contrast to the way medical treatment for fat folks is discussed
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
found out my desire to be Playing the Game makes me impatient with chatty folks in multiple mediums
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 30/07/2026
This is the exact right messaging. And it is, also critically, vastly different than the messaging of the opposition. It feels like you get an actual choice in the future you're voting for, not different flavors of the status quo.
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the double entry accounting on fossil fuels is like DR PROFITSSS FOR OLIGARCHS DR Government Funding CR operating expenses CR climate change related disaster relief CR climate change related healthcare costs I gotta tell you the books do not balance
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Lmao like the United States aren't shoveling emissions into Canada constantly
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
never fucking forget that our tomato of a premier slashed tens of millions from our forest firefighting and emergency preparedness budget so now yea we’re surrounded by toxic air and whole communities are burning down
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Daniel Munro @dkmunro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
While Canadians giggle with schadenfreude about explosive diarrhea in the U.S., recall that Budget 2025 includes ongoing expenditure cuts of $211M, $89M & $81M to Health Canada, the Public Health Agency of Canada & the Canadian Food Inspection Agency, respectively. budget.canada.ca/2025/report-...
budget.canada.ca
Annex 3: Comprehensive expenditure review: Planned reductions by organisation | Budget 2025
Annex 3: Comprehensive expenditure review: Planned reductions by organisation — Part of Budget 2025.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We are experiencing the world's worst air quality, and we're getting absolutely no response from leadership other than announcements about building more pipelines. Do not normalize this.
A screengrab of the weather app showing a Yellow Heat Warning for Ottawa and the headline that Ontario faces world's worst air quality
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the sky is a horrifying shade of yellow-orange because of devastating fires linked to climate change and the Prime Minister of Canada is posting "here's how we're funnelling more taxpayer money to the Fossil Fuel Industry" can't make this shit up
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I just watched Shiny Happy People and found myself remembering that my parents' favourite adjective for me growing up was "belligerent"
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
lord, he is such a weenie
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
doing a marathon of IBCK Eric Adams bonus episodes on today's long drive by popular request
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
guys my local garbage collectors gave me a sticker for how well we put the bins out and I'm embarrassed to be this delighted
A green compost bin on a grassy curb featuring a large star sticker that says "Great job! You have set out your carts correctly. Small actions make a big difference!" with a QR code in the star's crotch area
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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I feel like I should repost this every day until everyone reposts it every day and demands this simple change with big impact
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
other thing that happened at today's gig: a woman looked at our bass player's double bass and went "a cello! My son's name is Cello"
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
we played the second verse of O Canada at a gig today and blew EVERYONE'S MINDS
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
daily validation
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user ismenes Sept 29, 2022

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.
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Esther @clawhammercrone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
sending a messy link in chat feels like a uniquely 2020s faux pas
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