Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Still, we can all be certain that the British government has spent the last six months preparing diligently for the impending fuel shortages and we ... *bursts into uproarious laughter* 000
Reposted by RobertCRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TBT: Channel 4 journalist Alex Thomson was given free drinks on the train to Glasgow for the first Old Firm match in ages, and got absolutely blitzed. 09024
Reposted by RobertLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me 351376279
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Because if it matters to you, it matters to Digby, the chubby aide de camp of Spacefleet's Dan Dare. 120
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Smørrebrød-eating surrender monkeys. Now, Scotland must annexe the Faroes, while they're weak. 000
Reposted by RobertSpookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's all on you, members of the British public, to solve the climate crisis, and I'm giving you 43p each to do so. 830296
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Graveyards (obvs) Crabs. Balgay Park. Forkie-tailies Carbon monoxide suffocation in a caravan. The mites I once found infesting a forgotten bag of flour. The chained-up swings on Sunday. Swallowing glass. Daleks (obvs) 000
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Being bitten by an adder. Rabies. The TV set exploding due to a lightning strike on the aerial. Strange men offering access to puppies. Cats caterwauling in the dead of night. Not being cleverer than every other child in the school. Lightsabre mutilation. Semolina. 000
Reposted by RobertClaire Cullingworth @ccullingworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This made me smile, attached to an ordinary cast iron drainpipe on a house in Durham. #TinyJoys 231970412
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comMacaquinho comendo frutaAlt: A gorilla's jaw drops theatrically. 000
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: Nuclear Armageddon Quicksand Spiders, but only the big, long-legged sort Private Godfrey off of Dad's Army Public speaking Having my brake cables cut by a villain Raggety off of Rupert the Bear Itchy coos The feeks 100
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026An event which happened six hundred and forty-three years before Britain was created had, ipso facto, no impact on British history whatsoever. So very tired of this shite now... 000
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It'll be another miserable Winter of cold homes and failing businesses due to expensive energy. Don't blame Putin/the USA/Iran as taught. Blame instead the many decades of British misgovernment that left us so exposed to gas prices. 000
Reposted by RobertJohn Swinney @johnswinney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026For the first time since 2014, a British Prime Minister has accepted that a referendum should take place when there is majority support for independence, as is the case in Northern Ireland. I have written to him to discuss how we turn that principle into a legal mechanism. 1218684
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The Alba Party was an early warning of how elderly and senescent people's minds can be broken by too much online activity. Thankfully, it failed quickly and comically and disastrously. But its successors will keep coming. They will keep coming... 010
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026As a longstanding admirer of the Proclaimers (both albums) I would like to request some privacy at this difficult time. 100
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If only they'd normalised the Spanish pronunciation of "jaguar". Hagwar. Hagwar-Lant-Rovĕr THEN their clunky, overlarge and ugly motorvehicles might've been competitive... 001
Reposted by RobertBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Today’s poem is called ‘Morrissey’s Fridge’. 437672
Reposted by RobertOnce Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/202623 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com 8450252703
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026There's now an aisle of Christmas items in the local supermarket.static.klipy.comFarod in Fetal Position, Looking SadAlt: Farod in Fetal Position, Looking SadA man weeps and rocks back and forth while in the fotal position. 000
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Because if it matters to you, it matters to Digby Jones, the crossbencher peer. Who received his seat-for-life in the British legisature for undisclosed favours to several British prime ministers. 000
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Danger Mouse The Adventure Game Police Squad! Taggart Red Dwarf series I to V. The Trap Door The Granada TV Sherlock Holmes Think of a Number Jigsaw Restless Natives Once Upon a Time... Man Deep Space Nine Fawlty Towers M*A*S*H 022
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"Frogmella Chlamydia Elizabeth von Schleswig-Holstein-Gottorp-Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Woking." 000
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This never fails to sound like a blackmail threat. 120
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It took a long time to work out, but that last item is actually a hurdy-gurdy-theremin-Singer-sewing-machine-treadle-powered hybrid. Prosperity to the inventors of new instruments! 100
Reposted by Roberthammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Palate cleanser Airwolf on a hurdy gurdy 1062740756
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I shall now light a candle and carry it slowly around the garden for a while. Because I'm in Scotland. Where it rained this morning. Out of sheer, malicious spite. 010
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026On every phone in Englandnwales just now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HB0...youtube.comCharley Says Never Play With MatchesYouTube video by Bungleboss 000
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The futility! The knee-jerk! The failure to do anything of real value! The pandering to the boneheaded Daily Mail mob! This wee paragon of idiot British misgovernment is one for the conoisseurs. 000
Reposted by RobertMike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026SCIENCE TIP if you want to protect your eyes during an eclipse, move to scotland 730147
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Here: From dreich to somewhat more dreich then back to the original dreich. The cosmic ballet goes on. 000
Reposted by RobertAlex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Eclipse playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/6Wf... 12295106
Reposted by RobertAssociation for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 12/08/2026“What an incredible coincidence it is that our moon fits exactly over our sun…” —In his 2009 parallel-universes novel TRANSITION, Iain Banks suggested that the Earth’s near-miraculous total #eclipse would be a huge draw for alien tourists #WyrdWednesday #scifi 💙📚 www.hachette.co.uk/titles/iain-... 33817
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A new strain of British nationalism has emerged at the Guardian: It's the old story of spinsters cycling to the cricket match with a pint of warm bitter in either hand whilst Spitfires fly overhead and vicars queue for tea and biscuits. So it's not new at all. www.theguardian.com/society/2026... 100
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We have an early frontrunner in the Silliest Legal Firm Name category n the 2026 Homo Sapiens Awards. 000
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Upside: No drought for Scotland then, which is nice. Downside: Now the fruitloop wing of the cybernats will resume their "tHe brItS wilLSteAL oUr watER!!!" memes, which is a beamer. 000
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening. 000
Robert @clatchardcraig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026static.klipy.comDuck Season Rabbit SeasonALT: Duck Season Rabbit Season 000
Reposted by RobertBrawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027 158363786433
Reposted by RobertDave Owen @wavenode.bsky.social · 03/08/2026“Whoooh, body farm, body farm for yooouu.” 2374
Reposted by RobertFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Spider-meh Spider-meh Does whatever. 35215