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claritin girl

@claritingirl.bsky.social
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i’ve actually been taking zyrtec recently

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
JERRY SEINFELD: and whats the deal with airplane food AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU-
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
mfw i find out my Pirin tablets are just Aspirin with the “As” scratched off
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
if you’re into prefixes, the word “microdermabrasion” has a lot to offer
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Walton Goggins’ White Lotus character is an arms dealer, I think
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
What was the Ides Of March’s biggest hit?
google auto-suggested questions related to Ides of March
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
pretty sure they did the civil war to get everyone to read Moby Dick
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
i’m like 15 years late but i now understand the chemex hype
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
me watching Severance tonight
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
asking my cat if he loves being a beautiful baby (of course he does)
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
my nutrients
effie’s oatcakes
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
the Rich Baby Daddy Monkey’s Paw situation here is almost beyond comprehension
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/02/2025
we’re just two petals dancing on the breeze bro
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
tried and true method of posting something unsearchable: screenshotting a post before sending it. in this case, a childish riff on “cacio e pepe”
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
not immune to the cuteness of the goldendoodle :(
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maud @peloriemate.net · 19/02/2025
average bsky interaction irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
what i’ve been up to
wikipedia entry for “thinking about the immortality of the crab”
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big foul 🎃🦇 @bigmood.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day
ms. casey, the therapist from the show severence
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
jessa from girls is in this season of white lotus
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
many planes work. and yet,
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
pro for sho
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
i hear my cats thrashing around but not fighting…W
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
emotionless spectre shares two images from camera roll
sperm with a bluntnurse cat caring for another cat
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/02/2025
hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
me duele la cabeza
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
punishment: eczema on the face
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
“butlerian jihad,” a term i’m hearing more and more lately. who can say why
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
yay
anjelica houston in 1976, she’s holding a gun and her eye makeup is incredible
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i like when robert pattinson gets the heron voice out
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I thought Nicole Kidman was married to Kid Rock but no, it’s Keith Urban. Also, apparently they’re two separate guys which is news to me.
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sadie 🇵🇸 @sadie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
GNX on the stage…
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
making pizza and garlic knots
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
getting closer to the source of all online conflict
four quadrant coordinate plane

top of Y axis: thrives in Group settings
bottom of Y axis: does not play well with others

left end x axis: Primarily Views the Internet as a Toy/Pastime
right end of x axis: Primarily Views the Internet as a Tool/Responsibility
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
soothing
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
john turturro
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
2 vaccines and a funeral
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
it’s the fuckin wuckin
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
death parade
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 05/02/2025
ⓘ this user doesn’t want serious replies to their joke posts
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
she just read Ada or Ardor
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/02/2025
no one knows what they’re talking about at all anymore
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
thread
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claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I’ve had ingredients for rice krispie treats ready to go whenever, just waiting for the right moment
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