Reposted by claritin girlNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/02/2025JERRY SEINFELD: and whats the deal with airplane food AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: *standing up in the crowd and shouting* "AIRPLANE FOOD," AS YOU CALL IT, FACES MANY CHALLENGES: IT MUST BE MASS PRODUCED, ABLE TO BE SAFELY STORED BEFORE THE PLANE TAKES OFF AND REHEATED WHILE THE PLANE IS IN THE AIR, MU- 361205115
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 27/02/2025mfw i find out my Pirin tablets are just Aspirin with the “As” scratched off 1180
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 26/02/2025every day his face becomes more of an advertisement against drug abuse 0100
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 24/02/2025if you’re into prefixes, the word “microdermabrasion” has a lot to offer 0234
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Walton Goggins’ White Lotus character is an arms dealer, I think 240
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025pretty sure they did the civil war to get everyone to read Moby Dick 130
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 21/02/2025i’ve been a pour over guy my whole life so it’s not like the chemex is that far off. but this is very smooth :) 030
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 21/02/2025i’m like 15 years late but i now understand the chemex hype 3120
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 21/02/2025giving new meaning to “I know you from somewhere” 020
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025asking my cat if he loves being a beautiful baby (of course he does) 0511
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025the Rich Baby Daddy Monkey’s Paw situation here is almost beyond comprehension 050
Reposted by claritin girlslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/02/2025we’re just two petals dancing on the breeze bro 3495
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 19/02/2025not immune to the cuteness of the goldendoodle :( 0130
Reposted by claritin girlmaud @peloriemate.net · 19/02/2025average bsky interaction irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick. 1844391143
Reposted by claritin girlbig foul 🎃🦇 @bigmood.bsky.social · 19/02/2025your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day 1180482
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025jessa from girls is in this season of white lotus 110
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025there’s a multi-year construction project across the street from my house and i need peace. anyway if you’re gonna use “sho” instead of “sure” go ahead and commit to “fo” instead of “for” ffs. thanks in advance 120
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025dude he fucks up so bad repeatedly, basically catalyzes the whole story by fucking up 010
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025i hear my cats thrashing around but not fighting…W 000
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025emotionless spectre shares two images from camera roll 020
Reposted by claritin girleva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/02/2025hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist 146154126970
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025“butlerian jihad,” a term i’m hearing more and more lately. who can say why 010
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 17/02/2025saved this so i can try her eye makeup look here 010
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 17/02/2025just capitalizing whatever the hell i feel like, whoops 110
claritin girl @claritingirl.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I can’t believe they’re defending apple instead of “yes, and”ing your tweet like. can they not think of corporations to compare it to?? Lumon is like apple and disney with a hint of Johnson & Johnson, doesn’t seem that hard to grasp 261
