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Chris Jones

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Rugby and football fan, model maker, gardener, husband and cat dad

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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NETWORK SOUTHEAST LATCHMERE 🟥🟦⬜️ @nse-latchmere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
VOTE LATCHMERE for Hornby magazine’s LAYOUT OF THE YEAR! Keep the NSE 40th anniversary going!! Much luv. Pete. ❤️💙🩶 www.surveymonkey.com/r/53M8JB7
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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daughterofmrandmrss @nosregis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
HE HAS RISEN.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Setting up an autoreply on her Outlook?
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Iran hits back on social media.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Keir Starmer has dragged the UK into this war against our will. UK bases face further attacks - putting military personnel and civilians in the potential line of fire. This is a Prime Minister who promised a vote before any military action - that must now happen on Monday.
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Indie Aut. Stuart Miller📖✍️🤓 Believe in yourself & your potential @stuartmiller1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Paul Kenton, #British #painter known for his dynamic cityscapes filled w/ movement, light & reflection. Using bold palette knife strokes & layers of oil paint, he captures the energy of rain-soaked streets, skylines & urban life w/ striking realism & texture @paulkenton.bsky.social #art #painting
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The Independent @the-independent.com · 13/03/2026
How Trump’s bid to cut oil prices will fill Russia’s war chest with billions
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How Trump’s bid to cut oil prices will fill Russia’s war chest with billions
Russia is set to earn up to two-thirds more a month from its oil and gas revenue than it did in February, experts say, potentially wiping out months of losses in a matter of weeks. Stuti Mishra reports
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026
Make it stick.
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses"
On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey: "Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Imagine your party has won a historic byelection. You've had election day, a loads of interviews, held a press conference with your new MP and welcomed lots of new members. Sleep? Nah. It's time for The Last Leg! #isitok
Adam hills, josh widdicome and Alex Brooker. Jason manford, Lou Sanders, Bella hull and Zack Polanski. The last leg.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 17/02/2026
NEWS! Whistle-blower claims no-one involved in snowboarding has any idea what’s going on
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Whistle-blower claims no-one involved in snowboarding has any idea what’s going on
A commentator working for the BBC at the Winter Olympics has claimed that nobody involved in snowboarding, from judges, commentators, to the competitors themselves, has any clue what the sport is a…
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I’m known as the sex bomb because I’ve got a two inch fuse and explode very quickly.
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Chris Packham @chrisgpackham.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A WARNING ! Late , but better late than never ! Thank god for @vizcomic.bsky.social
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Do you know what I’m sick of? All these men thinking they’re the fucking victims for facing basic accountability or backlash for THEIR decisions. Starmer isn’t the victim, that shithouse Mandelson certainly isn’t, the trafficked raped and murdered kids on that island are.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The Conservative Party has defected to Reform.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
The Legislation
Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will:
1) Leave the ECHR
2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights.
3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill:
This Bill will:
Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary
The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act."
The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years:
Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT)
Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order.
These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR.
Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints
This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds.
If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story
All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight.
Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence
Re-entry after deportation will be…The Operational Plan
We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion
A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property.
Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000
Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes.
This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month.
Initial Voluntary Return Window
A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this.
The Deportation Flights
The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Unfortunately the whole of next week is still January....
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Just reflexively oppositional, YOU NEGOTIATED THIS DEAL! If you'd not held the election when you did, Rishi would have signed it. YOU WERE IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE AT THE TIME.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 20/01/2026
NEWS! Sauron joins Reform, vows to fix "broken Middle-earth"
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Sauron joins Reform, vows to fix “broken Middle-earth”
The Dark Lord Sauron has joined Reform UK plc in a move described as “inevitable”, and a metaphor described as “on the nose”.
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 19/01/2026
Imagine telling someone from 30 years ago that in the year 2026, the USA would be invading Greenland, Artificial intelligence would be defended for churning out images of child porn, and Pluto was no longer a planet.
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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 18/01/2026
It’s a real shame that Nigel Farage is too unwell to do interviews the morning after Donald Trump threatens us with sanctions. Here he is with “the bravest man he ever met”. He campaigned to make Trump President, and has spent the last year enjoying all the chaos he has caused.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I wonder why Nigel Farage has pulled out of The Laura Kuenssberg TV programme this morning? 🤔
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Martin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 13/01/2026
“Martin angrily challenges Sir Keir Starmer to clear up social media scam adverts cess pit” Courtesy of @thismorningitv.bsky.social
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Dale Vince @dalevince.com · 10/01/2026
The answer is simple, if Clacton residents want to see more of Nine Jobs Nige - They need to pay him to visit the constituency. It’s a free market and Nige is a hot commodity, you can't have him for nothing..:) www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 10/01/2026
The new ad campaign for X is nothing if not honest...
A advert for 'X' with Elon Musk giving the thumbs up and pricing for different levels including "Basic Pedo" and "Pedo Premium+".  The text presented as a quote from Elon says "X is now the perfect playground for paedos, incels and perverts".  This is satire, it's not real (obviously!)
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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule. 1. Quick Homer Simpson impression 2. Learn about bushcraft 3. Watch silly British comedy 4. Remove weeds in garden 5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
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CocoPetsReels 🐾 @cats.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Get an orange cat they said it will be fun they said
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 30/12/2025
NEWS! It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets
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It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets
Supermarkets have announced it is Easter this morning, ending the run of Christmas which began in October.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Channel 4 News has obtained a document that shows how, despite decades of denial, the Post Office and Fujitsu were able to centrally alter subpostmaster accounts, writes Chief Correspondent Alex Thomson. 📩 Read our latest newsletter: channel4news.substack.com/p/post-offic...
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Post Office scandal: Secret Fujitsu contract revealed over Horizon system anomalies
Channel 4 News has obtained a document that shows how, despite decades of denial, the Post Office and Fujitsu were able to centrally alter subpostmaster accounts, writes Alex Thomson.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
🎶"... She wore an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie..."🎶
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
“Ireland, Spain and The Netherlands will boycott next year's Eurovision Song Contest, after Israel was allowed to compete.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Several countries boycott Eurovision after Israel allowed to compete
There had been calls for Israel to be excluded over the conduct of the war in Gaza.
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Oi you, person of Christian values… “When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself” Leviticus 19:33–34 Still feeling holy?
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
They're calling him Donica Lewinsky 😅🤦‍♀️ #BubbaTrump
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Farage, Boris Johnson & Rees-Mogg apparently plotting assaults on UK democracy with Bannon, who was reporting back to Epstein. Nothing to see here, newspaper folk… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Emails highlight Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon relationship
New documents show the pair discussing travel arrangements and UK politics in messages from 2018.
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....
Zack Polanski wears a white poppy as he overlooks remembrance ceremony at the cenotaph
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/11/2025
White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling
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White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
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Perry Areolar @perryodontal.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "
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Elizabeth Stokoe @lizstokoe.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"it is striking how many of the key players we have looked into — the people who have gone out of their way to put up hundreds of flags — seem anything but ordinary." manchestermill.co.uk/the-men-who-...
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The men who raised the flags
Nigel Farage says this summer’s movement was led by ‘ordinary people’ expressing their patriotism. That’s not what we found
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Niall Devitt @historyniall.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Best letter ever?
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I think it's time I made a confession. I lost my virginity to a well known celebrity. It was great at the time, although every else in Madame Tussauds looked horrified.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Midway through a crucial work meeting, Brad informs Steve that the local pub landlord is in reception and wants to discuss his bar tab.
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Adil Ray @adilray.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Katie Lam, the shadow home secretary saying legal migrants need to be deported (The Times) will be seen by many as the most racist comment we’ve heard in recent years. Why this isn’t headline news is scandalous. Which will translate to many as acceptance and agreement. Britain needs to get a grip.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 21/10/2025
NEWS! Ocean’s 14 to be set in Paris with 13 people required to hold the ladder and one to climb it newsthump.com/2025/10/21/o...
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Ocean’s 14 to be set in Paris with 13 people required to hold the ladder and one to climb it
Warner Bros has announced that the latest instalment in the Ocean’s franchise, Ocean’s 14, will be set in Paris, but the daring heist will involve nothing more than a ladder, a hammer, and a comple…
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