Reposted by Cizzysimon @smon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i would immediately 100% without question give a leg or an arm to cure my executive dysfunction 132 0
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Reposted by Cizzyceej @ceej.online · 24/04/2026selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight 272598336 0
Reposted by Cizzygrey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 27/03/2026i keep seeing wild reactionary takes and then realizing it’s bc i opened a notification from X and navigated to the FYP thinking it was bsky lmao 161 0
Reposted by Cizzy🦇 Harper 🔜 HHN35 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026we live in the ruins of a greater civilization 162233475837 0
Reposted by Cizzysimon @smon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026all types of competitive multiplayer games are spiritually damaging 111 0
Reposted by CizzyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it 58178664314 0
Reposted by CizzyJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/01/2026microdosing the horrors by being awake 301850279 0
Reposted by CizzyHayes @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 13/12/2025twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you 12726536 0
Reposted by CizzyBonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 01/12/2025it's advent you know what that means 321328594 0
Reposted by Cizzysimon @smon.bsky.social · 01/11/2025your unemployed friend: bro this chicken nugget looks like charlie smiling friends (i'm your unemployed friend) 021 0
Reposted by Cizzylin 📌PRINTS FOR 🇵🇸🍉 @qiliin.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I didn’t know bsky was moderated by the ca*tvi kinktober mods 6261111 0
Reposted by Cizzybeep is @beepening.bsky.social · 20/09/2025the internet has to be scrubbed clean of all deviant content so we can manufacture the most annoying 20 year old puritans ever 317762 0
Reposted by CizzyKis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 02/08/2025To me, "media literacy" is not just about having an educated understanding of how narratives work, but also the self awareness to recognize the parts of You that are influencing your interpretation 12913 0
Reposted by Cizzycreature is a real angel 👁️🪽🤍 @creaturefandom.bsky.social · 29/07/2025shoving 3 fingers deep in the bong hole to make sure it's prepped before i hit it 041 0
Reposted by CizzyRo Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I hate linguistic drift. A group will come up with a useful term, it gets co-opted by another group who then complains that the term doesn't fit them right, they stretch the term so far beyond its original meaning that the original group now struggles to communicate what the term used to provide. 741181 0
Reposted by Cizzyceej @ceej.online · 27/04/2025people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting 17365691072 0
Reposted by CizzyNicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and- 527143112726 0
Reposted by Cizzyceej @ceej.online · 17/04/2025snow white is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious 1875144504 0
Reposted by CizzyAlex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 02/04/2025it's Mario Kart, Michael. what could it cost? eighty dollars? 162448740 0
Reposted by Cizzy SCARY Mithryl!!! @mithryl.bsky.social · 11/03/2025google search "jobs that survived the great depression" google search "how much experience to become a mob goon" google search "goon jobs near me" google search "goon jobs near me entry level" google search "goon internship near me" google search "how to get experience being a goon not horny kind" 282283572 0
Reposted by Cizzyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/02/2025i think this is basically what has happened a big chunk of the american pundit class 421242863615 0
Reposted by Cizzyflorence⚜️ @florenceafter12.bsky.social · 17/02/2025personally i’m going to start treating ofmd as a kind of goncharov-esque mass hallucination that the smart creative people in my phone came up with. good job guys, especially great work on izzy hands 39520 0
Reposted by Cizzysimon @smon.bsky.social · 13/02/2025do they call him jay zed in canada because thats fucked up 011 0
Reposted by CizzyNDKiwi @ndkiwi.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Tag yourself: I’m Tit Fuck #cononeill #izzyhands 33312 0
Reposted by Cizzyash 💛 @incalamity.bsky.social · 08/02/2025no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser 3929291137 0
Reposted by CizzyMarcus Rothenberg @marcusrvo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious. 2575306573 0
Reposted by CizzyHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025This turns out to have not been a particularly tricky prediction. 748761456 0
Reposted by Cizzysimon @smon.bsky.social · 20/01/2025getting to see dirk digglers huge swinging hammer dick at the end of boogie nights is the best example of build up and payoff in cinema 011 0
Reposted by CizzyFelix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Movie music goes "this bit is sad. This bit is tense", while game music goes "this bit is a swamp. This bit is a volcano." That's way better actually! Movie soundtracks should try being indifferent to their characters' inner worlds and their stupid little problems and tell you they are in a field 662892297 0
Reposted by Cizzysimon @smon.bsky.social · 14/01/2025fucked up watching sex and the city i like how she can't go 5 minutes without a cigarette 011 0
Reposted by CizzyDisaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Normal movie about reconnecting with your ex-girlfriend. 3578 0
Reposted by Cizzyeli yudin @eliyudin.com · 27/12/2024When a show becomes a surprise success I get sooo excited for season 2. If season 1 was good imagine how good it’ll be with way more studio notes and someone’s cousin in the writer’s room 29105157 0
Reposted by Cizzysimon @smon.bsky.social · 26/12/2024in sweden we have a christmas tradition where we watch this bird kill itself on tv at exactly 3pm every christmas eve missing it is considered sacrilegious 141 0
Reposted by Cizzyeerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 22/12/2024Honestly cyberpunk as a stylised genre works less well when it's just where we live 1677367 0
Reposted by CizzyUrbanhymnal @urbanhymnal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Celiac is the most ridiculous of diseases. What do you mean I risk getting cancer from eating a bowl of Rice Krispies?? Be so for real right now. 3111 0
Reposted by Cizzyitch.io @itch.io · 09/12/2024I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain 6623013211515 0
Reposted by CizzyMatthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 05/12/2024*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are. 4141051563 0
Reposted by CizzyJudd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 02/12/2024"We cannot continue to participate in the social network feed of a man who proclaims the death of the media and therefore of journalists... X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies"thelondoneconomic.comEuropean Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on XThe EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries. 20488039715184 0
Reposted by Cizzy🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 29/11/2024wow have you ever tried finishing a video game its a truly fucked up thing to do 7586277 0