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simon @smon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i would immediately 100% without question give a leg or an arm to cure my executive dysfunction
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Songdog 🧗‍♀️ @songdog2009.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . oink
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Dr. Cujii🔞 @cujirotic.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
June 1st
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/04/2026
selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i keep seeing wild reactionary takes and then realizing it’s bc i opened a notification from X and navigated to the FYP thinking it was bsky lmao
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🦇 Harper 🔜 HHN35 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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simon @smon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
all types of competitive multiplayer games are spiritually damaging
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
microdosing the horrors by being awake
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Hayes @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
it's advent you know what that means
the big hay goat from sweden or something looking very unburned and majestic with text from the old "you wouldn't download a car" but it reads "you wouldn't burn a goat"
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simon @smon.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
your unemployed friend: bro this chicken nugget looks like charlie smiling friends (i'm your unemployed friend)
chicken nugget looks like charlie smiling friends
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lin 📌PRINTS FOR 🇵🇸🍉 @qiliin.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I didn’t know bsky was moderated by the ca*tvi kinktober mods
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beep is @beepening.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
the internet has to be scrubbed clean of all deviant content so we can manufacture the most annoying 20 year old puritans ever
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Kis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
To me, "media literacy" is not just about having an educated understanding of how narratives work, but also the self awareness to recognize the parts of You that are influencing your interpretation
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creature is a real angel 👁️🪽🤍 @creaturefandom.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
shoving 3 fingers deep in the bong hole to make sure it's prepped before i hit it
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I hate linguistic drift. A group will come up with a useful term, it gets co-opted by another group who then complains that the term doesn't fit them right, they stretch the term so far beyond its original meaning that the original group now struggles to communicate what the term used to provide.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Count Airlock floating through space
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/04/2025
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/04/2025
snow white is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
SSRIs.
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
it's Mario Kart, Michael. what could it cost? eighty dollars?
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SCARY Mithryl!!! @mithryl.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
google search "jobs that survived the great depression" google search "how much experience to become a mob goon" google search "goon jobs near me" google search "goon jobs near me entry level" google search "goon internship near me" google search "how to get experience being a goon not horny kind"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/02/2025
i think this is basically what has happened a big chunk of the american pundit class
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simon @smon.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
samantha jones the original gooner
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florence⚜️ @florenceafter12.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
personally i’m going to start treating ofmd as a kind of goncharov-esque mass hallucination that the smart creative people in my phone came up with. good job guys, especially great work on izzy hands
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simon @smon.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
do they call him jay zed in canada because thats fucked up
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NDKiwi @ndkiwi.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tag yourself: I’m Tit Fuck #cononeill #izzyhands
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ash 💛 @incalamity.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser
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Marcus Rothenberg @marcusrvo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This turns out to have not been a particularly tricky prediction.
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simon @smon.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
getting to see dirk digglers huge swinging hammer dick at the end of boogie nights is the best example of build up and payoff in cinema
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Movie music goes "this bit is sad. This bit is tense", while game music goes "this bit is a swamp. This bit is a volcano." That's way better actually! Movie soundtracks should try being indifferent to their characters' inner worlds and their stupid little problems and tell you they are in a field
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simon @smon.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
fucked up watching sex and the city i like how she can't go 5 minutes without a cigarette
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Normal movie about reconnecting with your ex-girlfriend.
Ambiguous screen cap from Dancin' Thru The Dark. Peter smokes a cigarette in a leather jacket. He is looking to his right, where a man in a tight red t-shirt leans against a wall, watching him.
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 27/12/2024
When a show becomes a surprise success I get sooo excited for season 2. If season 1 was good imagine how good it’ll be with way more studio notes and someone’s cousin in the writer’s room
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simon @smon.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
in sweden we have a christmas tradition where we watch this bird kill itself on tv at exactly 3pm every christmas eve missing it is considered sacrilegious
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the very veriest (gay hockey edition) @theveriest.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Jacob from Twilight (a young man with long black hair) running around a corner, text reads “Bella! Where the hell have you been, silly puta bitch?!”
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 22/12/2024
Honestly cyberpunk as a stylised genre works less well when it's just where we live
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藻 🪷 @seaweed-s0up.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
📣📣📣 release the cut 📣📣📣
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Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Celiac is the most ridiculous of diseases. What do you mean I risk getting cancer from eating a bowl of Rice Krispies?? Be so for real right now.
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itch.io @itch.io · 09/12/2024
I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 05/12/2024
*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
"We cannot continue to participate in the social network feed of a man who proclaims the death of the media and therefore of journalists... X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies"
thelondoneconomic.com
European Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on X
The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
wow have you ever tried finishing a video game its a truly fucked up thing to do
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