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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
insufferable moron drops "flying car" that doesnt actually fly way too damn close to the holidays so that i will still have to hear from insufferable relatives how "amazing" this stupid shit is
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Charles Taggart @sikolnam.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The fact that this popped the stock supports the theory that nothing matters.
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
4 panel cartoon

Panel 1: a hand drowning in water labeled “Ilhan  Omar being illegally targeted by DHS”

Panel 2: another hand above water reaching towards the first hand as if to save it labeled “A Klob”

Panel 3: rather than save the other hand the second gives it a high five labeled “Give the cops more money!”

Panel 4: the first hand drowns
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wonder how long before klob makes a bland sitting on top of the fence statement about this....
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dev: server1 wasent working so we just moved the workload to server2 me: did we ever investigate why it was not working on server1? dev: no, why would we do that server2 was already working? me: incase the issue showed up on server2??? dev: we didnt think that was possible me: .... well it happend
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
find out issue is not new, has been happening for years, nobody ever looked into it today known quick fix isnt working i get pulled in nobody knows why shit works me:
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I Don't Know What I Expected: Stoic Reaction
ALT: I Don't Know What I Expected: Stoic Reaction
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
am i about to break shit in production or fix it?? it really could go either way
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Shall We Play A Game Typing
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
application owners when you ask how their application functions
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Lucille Bluth: I don't understand the question
ALT: Lucille Bluth: I don't understand the question
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
clearly whatever the solution, it will need to be structured like gym memberships with fees and subcriptions... cant just let people believe they could excersise their brain on their own volition...
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 02/10/2026
I suppose I should explain. Credential Manager, aka CredMan, aka cmdkey, is this thing.
Windows Credential Manager UI in the old Control Panel dialog.
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what in the actual fuck
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is a true statement
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i look forward to the klob blindly voting to approve this nominee in the name of bipartisanism that will never be honored by the other side....
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i wish i could just declare "im going home for 2 months to work on other things" to avoid a big scary that needs to be handled at work... i wish i could just take 3 months of sick time without being questioned about it... i wish our gov didnt act like fucking children and did actual work
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
agreed... wish we had a real progressive option instead of the klob
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Protect Our Care @protectourcare.org · 03/09/2026
🚨BREAKING: Representative Rosa DeLauro, Ranking Member of the House Appropriations Committee, has learned that DoD officials are actively working to divert billions in funding from the NIH to supplement the DoD budget. More here ⬇️
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Defense Officials Attempt to Raid NIH Funds to Cover Department of Defense Activities
House Appropriations Committee Ranking Member Rosa DeLauro (D-CT-03) has learned that officials at the Department of Defense (DoD) are working to divert billions of dollars from the National Institute...
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This one is amazing too
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
all printers can burn in hell.. but most especially zebra printers and the applications that are used to print to them fuck this shit
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i wish i had the confidence to approach my job with " if i do this bad enough maybe they will stop asking me to do it" like a lot of people seem to think is acceptable in a corp environment. like if something you have been trained on isnt working maybe fucking ask someone for help?????
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
yes
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Patrick Star: No, This Is Patrick!
ALT: Patrick Star: No, This Is Patrick!
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Mike Spangenberg @mikespangenberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Guy holding cardboard sign that says “Fireworks users hate dogs”
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 29/06/2026
Today could be Congress's last chance to stop the KIDS Act. Tell your lawmaker to vote NO on this rushed, messy package of internet bills that threatens privacy, free expression, and private messaging online. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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The KIDS Act Would Require Age Checks To Get Online
Buried inside the KIDS Act are provisions that will push online services to verify all users’ ages, require government-directed moderation policies for online speech, and even create new rules about
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A few times a year we all gather around the computer to find out which of our constitutional rights we no longer have.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 25/06/2026
🚨THE KIDS ACT IS AN INTERNET SURVEILLANCE BILL🚨 Congress is rushing the KIDS Act toward a vote. This blend of KOSA, the SCREEN Act, SAFE Bots, and other bills is a single package that is a threat to privacy and free expression for ALL internet users. 🧵(1/10)
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
bright flash... no boom and no power now....
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Lucy Maclean Says 'Okey Dokey'
ALT: Lucy Maclean Says 'Okey Dokey'
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
work: hey can you add this thing to group policy? me: sure, seems simple enough <breaks everything>
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
hey @microsoft , can we get some consistancy in #grouppolicy settings values where 0= disabled and 1=enabled im looking at you SEHOP setting #activedirectory get it together, why does the underlying setting have to be worded as a dbl negative
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
computers for the general population were a mistake
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
in honor of may day i think i need to get back to the core original purpose of this account... bitching about my fucking job WHY DO I HAVE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HOW YOUR APP WORKS THAN THE DEVELOPERS BEING PAID TO MAINTAIN IT????
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
pete stauber is a piece of shit
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
was it prophetic that i decided friday i needed to start replaying fallout4? and then got the Atomic Platters from internet archive to listen on for funsies... no it wasnt but i thought id share anyways archive.org/details/atom...
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Atomic Platters: Lite Pack : Various Artists : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
I am temporarily putting the project of archiving Atomic Platters on hold due to IRL issues, but I decided to create this. This is unofficial (Not from the...
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 25/02/2026
Gotta re-read that chapter 🤔
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy gets it.
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thisIsIT @citrabenzoet.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i need some seriously nerdy accounts to follow who just post about active directory settings and group policy and identity stuff #isanybodyoutthere
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
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Andrew @anokihaish.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet having a conversation. 

"What day is it?" asked Pooh
"It's President's Day." said Piglet
"Fuck him." said Pooh
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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes. Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
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Mary Anne Franks @maryannefranks.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''
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daviss @daviss.org · 07/02/2026
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 04/02/2026
Judge Blackwell continues: "Having what you feel are too many detainees, too many cases, too many deadlines, and not enough infrastructure to keep up with it all, is not a defense to continued detention. If anything, it ought to be a warning sign."
The Government makes the point that some of the
attorneys currently are under extraordinary strain, and you
are obviously telling that to this Court understanding that
the operation that explains this process is not an operation
that is driven by the Federal Courts. I do accept that
Operation Metro Surge has generated a volume of arrests and
detentions that has taxed existing systems, staffing, and
coordination between DOJ and the DHS. I read that in your
papers. I understand that.
I also don't have any reason to take issue at thistime that individual attorneys, including those appearing
here, are working in good faith and under difficult
circumstances. But those facts, even taken as true, do not
answer the legal problem that it presents for this Court.
If the Government undertakes an enforcement operation of
this scale, one that results in the detention of large
numbers of people, including individuals who are lawfully
present in the United States, then the Government assumes a
corresponding obligation to ensure that each detention
complies with the Constitution and with court orders
governing release. Volume, that is, the volume of cases and
matters, is not a justification for diluting constitutional
rights and it never can be. It heightens the need for careHaving what you feel are too many detainees, too
many cases, too many deadlines, and not enough
infrastructure to keep up with it all, is not a defense to
continued detention. If anything, it ought to be a warning
sign.
But what you cannot do is to detain first and then
sort out lawful authority later. Continued detention is not
lawful just because compliance with release orders is
administratively difficult or because an operation has
expanded beyond the Government's capacity to execute it
lawfully.detailed release requirements are the source of the problem.
In many instances, I have had to not just issue an order,
but another order, another order, another order, about 7 or
8 different touches sent to the Government simply asking for
the date, time, and location of the release of someone who
was ordered released, in many instances, a week or more in
the past.
And why that is so difficult, I cannot understand,
because there's obviously a person associated with the
Government who is going to the detainee to release him or
her. You have their name. You can carry with you a form.
The name is on it. Just write the time on it and send it to
the DOJ. That cannot be a reason, a source for this problem
of the noncompliance because that's too easy to fix, and I
don't even work for the Executive Branch.
But the requirements that the Court has in place
exist because individuals were being detained without lawful
authority, they were being transferred contrary to orders,
or released in ways that undermine the relief that was
granted by the Court.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
the kismet of this appearing like this on my skyline
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.con... • 1h hey remember when dril tried to sabotage Harris's campaign?
i'm utterly fine with him being banned
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact
Harris's campaign used one of his tweets for marketing and he flipped his shit because she didn't agree with him on every position. and then, you know, we lost the election

under that a post that reads:
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/02/2026
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 02/02/2026
The US Constitution specifically bans the nationalization of elections, which are conducted by the states. The Framers did this to prevent tyranny.
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SaxAddict 🎷 🇺🇸 @saxaddict.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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