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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 22h

My toddler just told someone that, “My dad says you’re on his list.” Now my toddler is on the list.

Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 22h

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with the grave robber Henry Jones? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with “Indiana” Jones! [SMITH]: That is biblical scholar Henry Jones Senior

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thoughts on today’s Vikings game:

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me staring down the refs in the Lynx game:

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As physical as this Lynx/Liberty game has been, the calls the refs are making are as soft as Charmin

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Checking in on Golden Gopher football today

30Rock scene changed to say

“So the game starts around 10?”

Liz Lemon, “At night?!”

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why does he always look like if Bugs Bunny popped Bautista’s muscles with a needle?

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kyler Murray in a rain suit on the sideline looks like my toddler when I pick them up from a rainy day at school

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Jack McCoy plays fast and loose with the law: “That crazy SOB, go get ‘em king” Any other Law and Order attorney even slightly bends the rules: “Look at this conniving weasel”

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Tuning into the Manningcast to see the new yearly growth ring Peyton has added to his forehead like a tree trunk

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What a ride on the ol’ Skol-lercoaster today

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Not even through the first quarter and all learning today is out the window…other than words not to say.

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Reading books about big feelings to my toddler this morning and then immediately losing any credibility with her this afternoon by screaming at the television for three hours straight while watching football.

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

William Friendkin’s Babe: Pig in the City

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

X the Owl thinking he’s pulling it off but everyone knows he’s blazed as hell

A scene I walked by in Daniel Tiger where X the Owl is sick, but he looks high as a kite

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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026

The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Every time I see something like this from a weirdo like the dude screenshotted I wish I could meet them in public to channel my inner Brody from Mallrats.

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Who wore it better? Trump or Elton John?

Young Elton John at a piano wearing a uniform that is shockingly similar to the “Space President” uniform Trump is wearing in the quoted post

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I told my wife that my favorite song on Pet Sounds is Sloop John B, and now I think I might have to go to couples counseling

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If Paul Schrader wrote Taxi Driver today

Travis Bickle saying “Are you prompting me?”

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This is the same rabbit. With and without makeup. Remember, if a rabbit seduces you while you are hunting them and they don’t reveal they are a rabbit, you are Elmer Fudd. Don’t let it happen to you. (Or do, if you’re into that- I’m not judgmental)

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Getting on the Luigi Mangione jury and digging my heels in for a not guilty verdict due to United Healthcare using The Beach Boy’s “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” in a commercial to advertise their crappy health insurance

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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Minnesotans deserve Medicare for All.

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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 02/09/2026

The ai slop ad problem needs to be addressed in ways beyond just boycotting businesses. We didn’t stand watch in the parking lot for this grocery store and taqueria all winter just to boycott them over an ai ad. Showing up for our community requires having conversations, not just writing them off

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026

macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

He is worth $870 billion dollars. If he gave away half of what he owned he could give every American $1250 and still be the richest person in the world by $153 billion dollars. He could give everyone on THE PLANET $50 and that would just be half his worth. We cannot eat him soon enough.

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“You changed your name TO Porn?” “Yeah. It used to be Skin-Flick.”

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Been going to the fair on day one for a while (missed last year because we had a kid born the day before) and this is by far the busiest it’s ever been. My wife and I landed on a similar answer as to why. MN pride runs deep and it felt like we all needed this after the longest winter. Fuck ICE.

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Great day at the State Fair. Ran into Terry Lewis and Jimmy Jam in a bathroom. Ate and drank some things that tasted great but were awful for me. Got a Peggy Flanagan shirt with her on the Giant Slide. Saw some awesome art work. Watched my kids start building their fair traditions. God I love you MN

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When I was 10 or 11 my buddy and I were watching the “It” mini-series with Tim Curry as Pennywise. My mother burst into the room in a full clown suit and scared my friend so badly he went into the fetal position behind a chair. RIP Tim

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Penny Wise It

Alt: Tim Curry as Pennywise

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Me getting ready to take on The Reaper because they keep taking beloved people rather than the assholes who deserve it

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Gear Up

Alt: Arnold Schwarzenegger gearing up in Commando

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