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Sean of the Dead

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Time is a great healer...unless you've got a rash. Then you're better off with ointment. linktr.ee/smeghead4269

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 9h
Fuck me, I forgot about this part. bsky.app/profile/ohro...
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 9h
This is so dumb.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 11h
I don't know; I feel like it's pretty clear why living under queer-hating fascists would make people less likely to identify publicly as queer.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10h
if only all their prior knowledge of him hadn’t been wiped out by one of those flashy things from Men in Black before they chose the completely predictable consequences of re-electing him
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10h
i'm expecting the mods here to absolutely crack down more heavily on anyone who is dismissive of ai than even begin to address the rampant levels of transphobia they allow on their watch
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 12h
They deliberately posted an image of Trump where his hair looks like...that?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15h
"threatened to report someone's marriage as fraudulent to chase them out of a rent-controlled apartment" is about the most evil thing I've ever read that didn't involve physical violence
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 16h
A joke so good it makes me angry a bit, from the new @beetlemoses.bsky.social book
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 08/10/2026
The tantrum that losing one if not both houses of Congress will illicit is going to be the stuff of legends. We're all gonna get federal emergency text messages every day that's just pages and pages of frantic whining and complaining.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most psychotic possible framing of this archive.is/202609271858...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not kidding
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 06/10/2026
Like I said... bsky.app/profile/bill...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 06/10/2026
And nothing of value was lost. www.npr.org/2026/10/05/g...
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Dennis Hastert, longtime Republican House speaker who went to prison, dies at age 84
ennis Hastert, whose political legacy as Congress' longest-serving Republican House speaker was later fouled by allegations that he had molested high school athletes during his prior career as a teach...
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 05/10/2026
I have no idea what this means, and I don't think I wanna know.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aaron Rodericks neatly demonstrating my adage that the dipshits in STEM who sneer at people with Communications degrees will inevitably find themselves ensnared in a situation that could have been completely avoided had they taken the advice of someone with a Communications degree.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course it was all lies. All the fuckers do is lie
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Rebecca Williams @rebeccawilliams.info · 03/10/2026
all of these examples are just an opportunity to uncover some preexisting psychological wound that needs tending to here the headline should be Parents Strapped for Cash Who Lack Aesthetic Discernment Are Grifted by Opportunists
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 02/10/2026
I hope he gets the Alex Jones treatment. www.npr.org/2026/10/02/n...
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Pro-Trump Influencer Benny Johnson is being sued for defamation by ICE protesters
The lawsuit says the prominent conservative podcaster falsely claimed the protesters were assaulting ICE officers during demonstrations at an ICE facility in Illinois last year.
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Newsom really is a POS
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 02/10/2026
I get that people don't make the best decisions when they're grieving. But somebody should've stopped this nonsense. If their lawyer didn't advise against it, they should be disbarred for incompetence.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Republicans are very open about what they want to do. And they’re happy to tell you if you ask.
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Ted Hoffman's Actuarials @tedhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social Cops are great.
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Tom Wyrrwuffznable @tomaznable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now that I have a Superstation I've been plunging into all these great arcade games I've never even heard of. Case in point, I PROMISE you won't be prepared for this shmup's title reveal
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 30/09/2026
This fool seriously confused the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes. I swear, if serving in Congress requited passing an intelligence test, at least half of them would be disqualified.
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 29/09/2026
Christ, what a psychopath.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rufo literally offered a bounty to anyone who could produce a video of Haitians eating dogs. He got nothing. So he found a video of Congolese men grilling chicken and tried to claim they were cooking cats.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you tell texas republicans are not used to competitive races bsky.app/profile/head...
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Littledigits @littledigits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being in animation, its not from AI. the streaming bubble bursting cuz everyone hopped on the grain cuz it undermined unions, less regulations and more mergers are what lead to the loss. AI is just what people think but it started way before that
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 28/09/2026
Of all people I would not expect to die young, it would be him. If that dude had more than 10% body fat, I'll eat my left nut.
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 28/09/2026
What the fuck? He was on the PPV last night. He seemed fine. And he's younger than I am. RIP www.allelitewrestling.com/post/all-eli...
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All Elite Wrestling Announces Passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 27/09/2026
Tony Khan Provides Update On Steven Borden: "He Had A CT Scan & All The Tests Have Come Back Good"
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Tony Khan Provides Update On Steven Borden
The latest update on Steven Borden from AEW President Tony Khan. He said Borden's scans came back clean—more inside the article.
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
How dare you suggest we're going to stop arresting people who have committed no crime!
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
Tonight's main event has been brought to you by Assassin's Creed, apparently. #AEWAllOut
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
That was a hell of a non-trademark infringing ladders, chairs, and tables match. Congrats Young Bucks. #AEWAllOut #AndNew
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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She Hulk Madisynn
ALT: She Hulk Madisynn
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
How is Bandido that strong?
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
Thekla, you're not allowed to smoke indoors. #AEWAllOut
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
GOTCHA! That match RULED! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
Finish would've been better if Hayter hadn't hit most of the tacks herself. But otherwise, very good street fight. And for once the women's tag titles weren't relegated to the kickoff show! #AEWAllOut #AndStill
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
SHAPING THE MINDS OF AMERICA'S YOUTH. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
I think Ciampa's daughter just got the biggest babyface pop of the night. #AEWAllOut
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