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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 05/09/2026

My friends and I spent an absurd number of hours on this one.

Box art for Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 19/06/2026

Yeah, this is about the level of subtlety I'd expect from Boll.

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 03/04/2026

This fool clearly got blackout drunk and woke up in a Waffle House (tale as old as time). Why are we even entertaining this teleportation bullshit? "Experts are dubious"? Fuck off into the sun.

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Georgia.

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 21/03/2026

We hope you enjoyed this free preview of July. We now return you to your regularly scheduled March.

Yesterday, high 91 degrees. Today, high 80 degrees.

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 24/02/2026

I understood this up to the word "president". After that...WHAT!?

We have a pdfile felon president who is against the faction of cannibals who hate the kkk yet work with them to procure babies to eat not to mention he was competing with a sex trafficker of children who was studying how to build his own human

Thats reality right now & your against xfiles reboot?

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 14/01/2026

It's been many years since I've been to Sunday school, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar...

After she announced Adams' death, Miles read a note that her ex-husband wrote on Jan. 1, telling fans of his late-life conversion to Christianity.

He chalked it up to a worthy "risk-reward" roll of heavenly dice.

"I'm not a believer but I have to admit the risk-reward calculation for doing so looks attractive. So here I go," according to the statement by Adams.

"I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior and I look forward to spending an eternity with him. The part about me being a believer should be quickly resolved if I wake up in heaven."

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 25/12/2025

Oh yeah, your kids definitely wanted to see their dad beat the shit out of Santa. That's what happened.

A followup post from Garten doubling down on his weird ass AI pics where he's beating up Santa, and showing his whole ass in the process. "Lots of intolerance, swearing, and outrage on display over a few AI pics I had a blast designing with my kids. Some of you clowns are just insufferable. Hopefully your negativity stays in the comments and not directed at your families. Merry Christmas snowflakes."

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 25/12/2025

And what do the people of Indlane think of his actions?

AI generated signs that are supposed to say "Garten for Indiana", but AI has trouble with words so most of them don't quite look right.

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 11/12/2025

I mean, how many people looked at these screenshots and thought, "Oh yeah, that's an upgrade worth $30"? No one was going to pay for something that's (arguably) only slightly better than mods you can get for free.

A comparison of a character in the original Deus Ex and the same character in the remastered version. While the original from the year 2000 looks primitive by today's standards, the allegedly improved version looks very plasticky and inexplicably shiny.

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 18/11/2025

Yeah, dude, that's definitely the problem and not, you know, this.

A screenshot from an article that mentions Keith Olbermann living with a woman 34 years his junior.

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 10/11/2025

Padilla hasn't posted on Bluesky for months but it looks like he's a "no" as well.

Tweet from Senator Alex Padilla:

"This proposal does nothing to stop the Republican-made health care crisis. It does nothing to stop premiums from doubling for millions of Americans. Democrats are fighting to make health care more affordable and hold this corrupt and lawless administration accountable. We can't end this fight now. I will be voting no.

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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 04/10/2025

RIP Dame Patricia Routledge. I remember watching her on my local PBS station in Keeping Up Appearances and Hetty Wainthrop Investigates and she was always entertaining.