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Sean of the Dead

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Time is a great healer...unless you've got a rash. Then you're better off with ointment. linktr.ee/smeghead4269

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12h
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 13h
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 13h
I hope he gets the Alex Jones treatment. www.npr.org/2026/10/02/n...
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Pro-Trump Influencer Benny Johnson is being sued for defamation by ICE protesters
The lawsuit says the prominent conservative podcaster falsely claimed the protesters were assaulting ICE officers during demonstrations at an ICE facility in Illinois last year.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Newsom really is a POS
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 02/10/2026
I get that people don't make the best decisions when they're grieving. But somebody should've stopped this nonsense. If their lawyer didn't advise against it, they should be disbarred for incompetence.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Republicans are very open about what they want to do. And they’re happy to tell you if you ask.
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Ted Hoffman's Actuarials @tedhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social Cops are great.
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Tom Aznable @tomaznable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now that I have a Superstation I've been plunging into all these great arcade games I've never even heard of. Case in point, I PROMISE you won't be prepared for this shmup's title reveal
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 30/09/2026
This fool seriously confused the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes. I swear, if serving in Congress requited passing an intelligence test, at least half of them would be disqualified.
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 29/09/2026
Christ, what a psychopath.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rufo literally offered a bounty to anyone who could produce a video of Haitians eating dogs. He got nothing. So he found a video of Congolese men grilling chicken and tried to claim they were cooking cats.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you tell texas republicans are not used to competitive races bsky.app/profile/head...
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Littledigits @littledigits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being in animation, its not from AI. the streaming bubble bursting cuz everyone hopped on the grain cuz it undermined unions, less regulations and more mergers are what lead to the loss. AI is just what people think but it started way before that
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 28/09/2026
What the fuck? He was on the PPV last night. He seemed fine. And he's younger than I am. RIP www.allelitewrestling.com/post/all-eli...
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All Elite Wrestling Announces Passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 27/09/2026
Tony Khan Provides Update On Steven Borden: "He Had A CT Scan & All The Tests Have Come Back Good"
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Tony Khan Provides Update On Steven Borden
The latest update on Steven Borden from AEW President Tony Khan. He said Borden's scans came back clean—more inside the article.
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
How dare you suggest we're going to stop arresting people who have committed no crime!
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
Tonight's main event has been brought to you by Assassin's Creed, apparently. #AEWAllOut
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
That was a hell of a non-trademark infringing ladders, chairs, and tables match. Congrats Young Bucks. #AEWAllOut #AndNew
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
She Hulk Madisynn
ALT: She Hulk Madisynn
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
How is Bandido that strong?
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
Thekla, you're not allowed to smoke indoors. #AEWAllOut
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
GOTCHA! That match RULED! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
Finish would've been better if Hayter hadn't hit most of the tacks herself. But otherwise, very good street fight. And for once the women's tag titles weren't relegated to the kickoff show! #AEWAllOut #AndStill
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
SHAPING THE MINDS OF AMERICA'S YOUTH. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
I think Ciampa's daughter just got the biggest babyface pop of the night. #AEWAllOut
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
Haven't seen much of Dani Luna prior to tonight, but seems like she'll be a good addition to the women's division. #AEWAllOut
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
That was nuts!
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
Well shit, I hope Steven Borden will be okay. They don't usually stop matches unless they absolutely have to. #AEWAllOut
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 27/09/2026
Good opening match, but the commentators are right. Andrade really needs to invest in some tearaway pants. #AEWAllOut #AndStill #HowYouKnow
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
you know what? I agree with him my moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment is we throw all of these assholes out of office and then we put them in jail
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We dont know why Alan Partridge is in the Madden biopic but we are happy for him.
Partridge ass Madden
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 25/09/2026
Oh, Canada...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Few things say "billionaires are so cloistered they are incapable of behaving like normal humans" quite like "I couldn't pump my own gas because I don't know my own ZIP code"
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 24/09/2026
Court orders aren’t something you “defy,” they’re something you violate
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The New York Times has now run two prominently placed stories about Zohran Mamdani's comms department coordinating with unpaid influencers as if it is a huge scandal. Will they cover Trump using our tax dollars to buy literal campaign ads as if it is equivalent scandalous? If not why not?
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tired of inventing the bus, tech bros have now invented Crime.
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 24/09/2026
*stops* *sniffs the air* Oh, something in California is on fire. Must be Wednesday.
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Sean of the Dead @cinematicexcrement.com · 23/09/2026
Yet another reason why smart fridges were a terrible idea. arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...
arstechnica.com
Owners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridges
So absurd and embarrassing ..."
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyone who wants to understand how policing works in the U.S. needs to read this incredible local investigation about what Minneapolis police did after feds killed Renee Good.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 21/09/2026
sometimes you gotta do it and this is one of those times lmao
JonReilly1313 @jonreilly1313.bsky.social

Is Love math?

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like whatever it is can probably be simulated by math

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026
chat is that good
Picture of a Shell gas sign

Regular is $6.15
Diesel is $8.70
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I had the money I’d pay Lauren Boebert $200,000 not to tell anyone we fucked. www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebe...
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Lauren Boebert accused of sex with three staffers in complaint alleging $200K hush payment
An explosive sworn complaint filed with the House Ethics Committee alleges Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) carried on a sexual relationship with her district director in the office, in a car and in campaig...
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
lol they have a piece of stage stuffed with people behind him so when they post it cropped like this, it looks like the event is sold out.
Vance with a mini-crowd behind him.
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