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Seamus

@chutleynuttocks.bsky.social
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Bolycs Cymraeg @bolycscymraeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cês oedd Bendigeidfran... 😂
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/10/2026
#HappyToastMonsterMonth Day 2 - Nikki from Obsession
A drawing of Nikki from Obsession
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You are the grease beneath my wheels.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cannes is not Nice.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The moon is in my garden again.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like it when the kitchen is dark and the light comes on in the fridge when I open the door.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You gotta lotta kids.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We are all stardust. Except you. You're just ordinary dust.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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June W @rejunevate.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
New television idea: "Tinie Tempah's Tiny Tempuras": The versatile singer/songwriter/musician/presenter invites contestants to cook a selection of mini battered fish and vegetables. Winner gets to run their own pop-up food stall.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"He didn't check Trivago"
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't know why erroneous site came up came up.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Eclipse tip: Fill a bucket of water to the top, place yourself so you can see the shiny thing. Watch the event in the bucket. *does not work if it's windy*
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/08/2026
"On the seventh day dog created man"

A giant dog's face with a white beard in a cloud looks down at a naked man throwing a stick for a dog
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I SEE DOG PEOPLE
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am at work.
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm bringing sexy back! … it didn't fit. I have a receipt.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I make unique hand made Cat Sofas >>> craftysharp.etsy.com But do cats really use them? Well let’s ask some of my feline customers … 🧵 Gretchen and Amy say yes…
4 pics of a fruit design cat sofa with 2 cats one black and one with tabby markings . Cats 1 and 2.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is it bin day for the farmers?
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me: Oh that's nice. My Perky Alien drawing has 300 likes. Also me: You took the opportunity to tell people you have prints of it in your Etsy shop right? Me: Also me: Right? Me: Shut up, me as the Star Wars Attack Of The Clones meme. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
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Perky Alien - Etsy
This Digital Prints item by Marswasrubbish has 17 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on May 17, 2026
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cocaine Slug
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I keep meeting horses. Third time this month.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/07/2026
Van Eyck's The Arnolfini Portrait (with Chandelier cleaners)
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/07/2026
Couple more comedy arts for @b3ta.com
Leighton's The Black Knight's AccoladeMichelangelo's Borat
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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dan @amerkincynic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Jim Al-Khalili @jimalkhalili.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My new YouTube channel, "Unbaffled", is here. It's where I'll be exploring the biggest ideas in science. Our founding principle is that science doesn’t have to be baffling. The first video (on time travel) is here: youtu.be/c63XUCGg9hM Do subscribe, like, etc
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I am about to have the best shower of my life.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
AVOID crying whilst chopping onions by imagining Richard Tice plummeting into a volcano.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Update: Body temperature like the incandescent rage of Margaret Thatcher finding out she can't privatise soil.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Update; it was hazy, now the sun is showing off. Current body temperature: Hot buttered Crumpet.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Current body temperature: Like a cup of tea you forgot for a bit, but still nice to drink.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bit farty, tbh.😷
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Roast(ing) beef.
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TheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."
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Dr Lindz McLeod - THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY out now! @lindzmcleod.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I can't decide which Scottish World Cup chant I'm more proud of: "The Tartan Army's on a bender, Donald Trump's a sex offender!" or "He's orange, he's bald, he likes 'em 12 years auld, Donald Trump!" Outstanding work, lads.
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KaterFritz 🐔 🤔 🥚 @konkretbitte.eurosky.social · 17/06/2026
📸 Gabriele Corno
Ein schmales Holzboot auf einem ruhigen See während der Dämmerung. Anstelle klassischer Segel trägt das Boot gewaltige, luftige Netze, die in fließenden Übergängen von Orange und Gelb über Pink bis hin zu Blau und Grün gefärbt sind. Mehrere Personen stehen als dunkle Silhouetten an Bord. Das bunte Licht der Netzsegel spiegelt sich sanft auf der Wasseroberfläche vor dem Hintergrund einer nebligen Berglandschaft.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
*popcorn bed*
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The best sleeping bag is two sleeping bags zipped together to make a double sleeping bag.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Idea: A big envelope, like, human sized.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This made me laugh
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They've just started a game of musical chairs.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It would blow your gastric band through a lampshade.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Idea: A big pie, with another more succulent pie inside. You are enjoying your pie, and then *BANG* a better pie appears.
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