Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 29/09/2026My coworker's mom brought their ten week old Newfie puppy by the office today and let me tell you it was almost impossible to return this dog, sooooooo cute and squishy and wiggly 3230
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 27/09/2026Des is one of the most generous, loving, and enthusiastic people I know. She and her family has been going through hell this year, and if you've got anything to help it would be immensely appreciated. 💗 011
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Des💖🦋🐬🎮 @letyourheartfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 We don't know how much longer we have with her but mom's home on hospice and I've set up a gofundme if anyone can help or share it for her last wish of cremation 🩵🩵 Please take care of yourselves and hold your loved ones close💗 gofund.me/c216c60e1gofund.meDonate to Honoring My Mom's Final Wishes for Cremation, organized by Desiree MitchellMy name is Desiree Mitchell and I'm asking for help to raise money for… Desiree Mitchell needs your support for Honoring My Mom's Final Wishes for Cremation 11327
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 25/09/2026The Google maps voice changed to sound more "human" I guess and I got jumpscared by it on the drive in this morning. I found out how to set it back but like, fuck offffff I don't need my navigation to sound like I'm listening to a podcast, I need it to sound like an occasionally incorrect robot lady 390
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 22/09/2026It took me nearly 45 minutes to drive the 15ish minutes home from work today, what the fuck is going on out there 030
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for 358431783
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 22/09/2026I wanted to get my bacon pub fries for lunch but they are once again off the menu 😭 so long, my beloved 050
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 22/09/2026We were here on Saturday and I am absolutely devastated that they're trying to pull this. It's an incredible museum with so much history! I think we could also capitalize on the fact that they have a giant bullfrog in their care whose name is MORBO THE DESTROYER and I absolutely adore her. 39451
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 21/09/2026I handled two big annoying things today that have been, well, annoying, and it's not so much that I was putting them off but rather I have not had the time to do them. I'm not fully sure where I stole the time from today, but I'm sure I'll be hurting for it later. Ugh. 070
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 21/09/2026I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Petition to Keep the Academy of Natural Sciences Open to the Public. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/pe...actionnetwork.orgPetition to Keep the Academy of Natural Sciences Open to the PublicThe scientific community in Philadelphia and concerned neighbors are calling on Drexel University to keep the Academy of Natural Sciences of Philadelphia’s public-facing museum open beyond their impos... 010
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 21/09/2026I was supposed to do another 5k this morning with my SIL but the weather was so gross we both just stayed home. I went to the (indoor) gym, got gas, overpaid for my prescription because my insurance is fucking me around, and kinda moped the rest of the day. Hooray. 030
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 20/09/2026New kind of person unlocked: person you used to follow on social media elsewhere that didn't follow you or rejoin a new one and then you run into them on a city bus and assume you don't know each other 170
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Capt. Eden Jackson 🏴☠️ Pirate Vtuber @queerbuccaneer.gay · 16/09/2026youtube.com/shorts/43vuV... I've done another short about logos. If you could, give it a watch, like, hot the 'copy link' button. Maybe comment? Cheers gang.youtube.comIf your logo doesn't pass this ONE TEST, put it in the bin! | #logodesign #logo #graphicdesignYouTube video by Eden Maskill-Watts | KillaWatt Studios 166
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 17/09/2026Today I saw someone mad in the comments section of a Sesame Street video because, they should, quote "stop using monsters for toilet training! They do not have private parts!" bro whatstatic.klipy.comElmo's Potty Training TimeAlt: Elmo telling this person to get fucked (metaphorically) by rocking out on the potty 1130
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 14/09/2026I have bitten my lip in the same spot FOUR TIMES today what the hell 120
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 12/09/2026Digging this one up because I was lamenting my loss again last night, these were my all-time favorite and the only thing that comes close these days are the cheez-it grooves 390
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 11/09/2026I do not have the energy to handle today on the internet, we can talk for hours about the aftermath and what happened then, but all I remember from that day specifically are the amount of kids lined up at the classroom phones trying to get in touch with family members that worked in the towers 1131
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 09/09/2026Is anyone else playing The Loop from Brittanica? I have absolutely no idea what today's starting image is supposed to be. 😭 310
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 09/09/2026LRT: I own one of Maya's skirts and it is an absolute showstopper. This is absolutely a nightmare. 020
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Merrypaws @merrypaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Long story short, a queer-owned small business is in trouble because UPS decided to charge them tariffs in a lump sum. Any little bit helps them keep making their high quality, whimsical and size inclusive clothing. 🌈⬇️ 0134190
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 09/09/2026Just got back in from Coyote vs. Acme and fuck you David Zaslav that was a goddamn delight and the best live action animated crossover since Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and I will not be taking any comments to the contrary. 3201
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 05/09/2026Every time I read "Mare of Easttown" I just hear this in my head at the loudest volume possible youtu.be/IOgUaFkpS3Y?...youtu.beJerry Reed - East Bound and Down (Audio)YouTube video by LegacyRecordingsVEVO 020
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 04/09/2026And exactly nobody was surprised mydialect.us/quiz-standar... 370
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Actually you know what, let me just 3272433003
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 04/09/2026I got an ad the other day for a food product that looked pretty good and I was interested in trying (savory, cheese-based protein bars) until I saw they wanted $40 for 12 bars. Listen, I know we all gotta get that coin, but seriously????? 180
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 03/09/2026Backstory: we had a vendor do a lunch presentation last week where they brought us lunch. It was Chipotle (yuk) but there was so much left over some is still sitting in the work fridge. The beans have become a bit of a running gag bc why do we still have a full catering tray of beans in there 150
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Prints available of this one now, get it in time for spooky season. Non-AI halloween art by a real live lesbian woman. www.inprnt.com/gallery/kati...inprnt.comPick Your Poison, an art print by Katie AkiGallery Quality Prints 02417
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 03/09/2026I feel like I've been having a bad brain day since we got back on Sunday, helped even less by the fact that I woke up to surprise period this morning, can I just have a nice sunny day and 20 days off 120
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Marilynn Morose @scarymarilynn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you can, please chip in to help our friend and if you can't, please share to help get more eyes on the message. Thanks! 064
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 31/08/20266, and frankly I thought it would be more as someone who kinda (more passively these days) dabbles in the "content creation" space 210
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Champion in action 051
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 31/08/2026One of the best parts of the weekend was being able to play not only the new Pokémon pinball table, but also the Godzilla one that someone just walked away from in the middle of their game??? Ugh pinball is so cool, I wish we had pinball table in my house levels of disposable income 140
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 30/08/2026Yesterday @chuckburly.bsky.social and I finally got our old timey photo taken and yes we decided to do the goofy steampunk one and it absolutely ruled, 10/10 highly recommend 3231
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 28/08/2026We were having really bad storms all day yesterday so the eclipse was totally clouded over and I'm super bummed about that :( 250
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 27/08/2026Friends I am chagrined to let you all know that I tried a crab rangoon last night and it was fucking disgusting, are we eating the same thing, why are people so feral for these?? Hot cream cheese, imitation crab and onion??? The regular pork dumplings were, predictably, amazing, no notes 10130
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295269612866
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 26/08/2026We just rewatched Muppet Treasure Island the other day and my god did Tim Curry fit in like a glove with the cast. This man was part of so much of my formative years, from the Muppets to Rocky Horror to Clue and beyond. Dolly hit hard; Tim Curry is the 1-2 punch I didn't need. Fuck, man.static.klipy.comMuppets Muppet Treasure IslandAlt: The scene from Muppet Treasure Island where they're singing AND WHEN YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL PIRATE and then Clueless Morgan jumps in and sings YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT 1190
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 26/08/2026Tonight my parents are taking us to the Chinese buffet, this is a live picture of me at approximately 6pmstatic.klipy.comFire Elmo with Dumplings in FlamesAlt: Fire Elmo with Dumplings in Flames 0150
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The official 1993 Nintendo Player's Guide for Mario Paint provided instructions for a The Simpsons animation called "Bartman on the Move". I have recreated the animation in-game. 312198575
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract. 9052112614
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 19/08/2026My rice cooker fried rice failed for me today because I added a scrambled egg to the mix instead of just cracking a whole one. I hate eggs and was trying something new and now I'm down a whole dinner and I'm hungry and crying. 150
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 18/08/2026ok so am I with the rest of the humans living in space, or have I personified my Ditto so I can continue making habitats and having fun with my pokemon pals Either way sounds good to me 070
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 18/08/2026PBS Passport is literally the best $5 a month we spend on anything and I'm really enjoying The Great American Recipe a whole lot 1140
Reposted by Elyse Explosion 💣💥Blames Jake @sevenmanacleric.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A lot happened in the last month that's kept me from posting. Like being diagnosed with (and subsequently beating) lung cancer. But more importantly - LAUNCHING A GAME!!! You should follow @monsterwasteland.bsky.social if you're not already k I love you bye 💖 011
Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 17/08/2026I got back from the doctor and my Numbers are looking pretty dang good, if you don't mind me bragging a little bit 0190