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Elyse Explosion 💣💥

@elyseexplosion.com
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Geologist by day, internet sensation by night. Fueled by sugar and spite. Gorgon. Youtuber & Twitch affiliate. Pink hair, don't care. I was on TV once. (she/her)

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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 29/09/2026
My coworker's mom brought their ten week old Newfie puppy by the office today and let me tell you it was almost impossible to return this dog, sooooooo cute and squishy and wiggly
A pink haired woman holding the absolute cutest Newfoundland puppy
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 27/09/2026
Des is one of the most generous, loving, and enthusiastic people I know. She and her family has been going through hell this year, and if you've got anything to help it would be immensely appreciated. 💗
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Des💖🦋🐬🎮 @letyourheartfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We don't know how much longer we have with her but mom's home on hospice and I've set up a gofundme if anyone can help or share it for her last wish of cremation 🩵🩵 Please take care of yourselves and hold your loved ones close💗 gofund.me/c216c60e1
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Donate to Honoring My Mom's Final Wishes for Cremation, organized by Desiree Mitchell
My name is Desiree Mitchell and I'm asking for help to raise money for… Desiree Mitchell needs your support for Honoring My Mom's Final Wishes for Cremation
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 25/09/2026
The Google maps voice changed to sound more "human" I guess and I got jumpscared by it on the drive in this morning. I found out how to set it back but like, fuck offffff I don't need my navigation to sound like I'm listening to a podcast, I need it to sound like an occasionally incorrect robot lady
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 22/09/2026
It took me nearly 45 minutes to drive the 15ish minutes home from work today, what the fuck is going on out there
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 22/09/2026
I wanted to get my bacon pub fries for lunch but they are once again off the menu 😭 so long, my beloved
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 22/09/2026
We were here on Saturday and I am absolutely devastated that they're trying to pull this. It's an incredible museum with so much history! I think we could also capitalize on the fact that they have a giant bullfrog in their care whose name is MORBO THE DESTROYER and I absolutely adore her.
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 21/09/2026
I handled two big annoying things today that have been, well, annoying, and it's not so much that I was putting them off but rather I have not had the time to do them. I'm not fully sure where I stole the time from today, but I'm sure I'll be hurting for it later. Ugh.
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 21/09/2026
I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Petition to Keep the Academy of Natural Sciences Open to the Public. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/pe...
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Petition to Keep the Academy of Natural Sciences Open to the Public
The scientific community in Philadelphia and concerned neighbors are calling on Drexel University to keep the Academy of Natural Sciences of Philadelphia’s public-facing museum open beyond their impos...
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 21/09/2026
I was supposed to do another 5k this morning with my SIL but the weather was so gross we both just stayed home. I went to the (indoor) gym, got gas, overpaid for my prescription because my insurance is fucking me around, and kinda moped the rest of the day. Hooray.
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 20/09/2026
New kind of person unlocked: person you used to follow on social media elsewhere that didn't follow you or rejoin a new one and then you run into them on a city bus and assume you don't know each other
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Capt. Eden Jackson 🏴‍☠️ Pirate Vtuber @queerbuccaneer.gay · 16/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/43vuV... I've done another short about logos. If you could, give it a watch, like, hot the 'copy link' button. Maybe comment? Cheers gang.
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If your logo doesn't pass this ONE TEST, put it in the bin! | #logodesign #logo #graphicdesign
YouTube video by Eden Maskill-Watts | KillaWatt Studios
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 17/09/2026
Today I saw someone mad in the comments section of a Sesame Street video because, they should, quote "stop using monsters for toilet training! They do not have private parts!" bro what
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Elmo's Potty Training Time
Alt: Elmo telling this person to get fucked (metaphorically) by rocking out on the potty
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 14/09/2026
I have bitten my lip in the same spot FOUR TIMES today what the hell
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 12/09/2026
Digging this one up because I was lamenting my loss again last night, these were my all-time favorite and the only thing that comes close these days are the cheez-it grooves
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 11/09/2026
I do not have the energy to handle today on the internet, we can talk for hours about the aftermath and what happened then, but all I remember from that day specifically are the amount of kids lined up at the classroom phones trying to get in touch with family members that worked in the towers
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 09/09/2026
Is anyone else playing The Loop from Brittanica? I have absolutely no idea what today's starting image is supposed to be. 😭
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 09/09/2026
LRT: I own one of Maya's skirts and it is an absolute showstopper. This is absolutely a nightmare.
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Merrypaws @merrypaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Long story short, a queer-owned small business is in trouble because UPS decided to charge them tariffs in a lump sum. Any little bit helps them keep making their high quality, whimsical and size inclusive clothing. 🌈⬇️
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 09/09/2026
Just got back in from Coyote vs. Acme and fuck you David Zaslav that was a goddamn delight and the best live action animated crossover since Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and I will not be taking any comments to the contrary.
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 07/09/2026
you know what todaybor day is
A screenshot from the Homestar Runner puppet short "labor dabor" where Puppet Homestar is holding a wooden spoon and wearing a colander on his head. He is standing next to both Puppet The Cheat and a popcorn popper, and in front of a banner that reads TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 05/09/2026
Every time I read "Mare of Easttown" I just hear this in my head at the loudest volume possible youtu.be/IOgUaFkpS3Y?...
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Jerry Reed - East Bound and Down (Audio)
YouTube video by LegacyRecordingsVEVO
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 04/09/2026
And exactly nobody was surprised mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
A map of the United States, depicting what areas best reflect my dialect based on the quiz questions in the link. Unsurprisingly, "[I] talk most like someone from New Jersey - about 61% of [my] answers match a typical resident."

I talk least like someone from the Midwest, calling out SLC, OKC and Omaha specifically.
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Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Actually you know what, let me just
A still of the character Chihiro in the film “Spirited Away”. A character called No Face is offering her a pile of false gold that has been edited and overlayed with the logos of Claude, OpenAI and Grok. She is saying, “I don’t want any. I don’t need any.”
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 04/09/2026
I got an ad the other day for a food product that looked pretty good and I was interested in trying (savory, cheese-based protein bars) until I saw they wanted $40 for 12 bars. Listen, I know we all gotta get that coin, but seriously?????
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 03/09/2026
Backstory: we had a vendor do a lunch presentation last week where they brought us lunch. It was Chipotle (yuk) but there was so much left over some is still sitting in the work fridge. The beans have become a bit of a running gag bc why do we still have a full catering tray of beans in there
A text conversation in the all staff chat.

MY FRIEND MATT: If anyone needs an afternoon sugar rush, there are some manville pastry shop treats in the break room

ME: I hear they pair nicely with week old pinto beans.

(I am inordinately proud of my three 'haha' reacts)
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Prints available of this one now, get it in time for spooky season. Non-AI halloween art by a real live lesbian woman. www.inprnt.com/gallery/kati...
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Pick Your Poison, an art print by Katie Aki
Gallery Quality Prints
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 03/09/2026
I feel like I've been having a bad brain day since we got back on Sunday, helped even less by the fact that I woke up to surprise period this morning, can I just have a nice sunny day and 20 days off
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Marilynn Morose @scarymarilynn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you can, please chip in to help our friend and if you can't, please share to help get more eyes on the message. Thanks!
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 31/08/2026
6, and frankly I thought it would be more as someone who kinda (more passively these days) dabbles in the "content creation" space
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Champion in action
A pink haired woman playing pinball
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 31/08/2026
One of the best parts of the weekend was being able to play not only the new Pokémon pinball table, but also the Godzilla one that someone just walked away from in the middle of their game??? Ugh pinball is so cool, I wish we had pinball table in my house levels of disposable income
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 30/08/2026
Yesterday @chuckburly.bsky.social and I finally got our old timey photo taken and yes we decided to do the goofy steampunk one and it absolutely ruled, 10/10 highly recommend
A watermarked old timey photo of a young man with brown hair and a top hat with gears and goggles. He is joined by a young woman with pink hair, also wearing a top hat with gears and goggles. They are surrounded by cool shit from a bygone imaginary era, books and stramer trunks and typewriters and old cameras. They are holding walking sticks and blunderbusses and ray guns and erlenmeyer flasks. They are not smiling, but please trust they are having the time of their lives. 

If you are ever in Wildwood, NJ please pay The Original Old Time Photo a visit, it ruled and they were great to work with
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 28/08/2026
We were having really bad storms all day yesterday so the eclipse was totally clouded over and I'm super bummed about that :(
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 27/08/2026
Friends I am chagrined to let you all know that I tried a crab rangoon last night and it was fucking disgusting, are we eating the same thing, why are people so feral for these?? Hot cream cheese, imitation crab and onion??? The regular pork dumplings were, predictably, amazing, no notes
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 26/08/2026
We just rewatched Muppet Treasure Island the other day and my god did Tim Curry fit in like a glove with the cast. This man was part of so much of my formative years, from the Muppets to Rocky Horror to Clue and beyond. Dolly hit hard; Tim Curry is the 1-2 punch I didn't need. Fuck, man.
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Muppets Muppet Treasure Island
Alt: The scene from Muppet Treasure Island where they're singing AND WHEN YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL PIRATE and then Clueless Morgan jumps in and sings YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 26/08/2026
Tonight my parents are taking us to the Chinese buffet, this is a live picture of me at approximately 6pm
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Fire Elmo with Dumplings in Flames
Alt: Fire Elmo with Dumplings in Flames
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The official 1993 Nintendo Player's Guide for Mario Paint provided instructions for a The Simpsons animation called "Bartman on the Move". I have recreated the animation in-game.
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 25/08/2026
oh, my heart
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 24/08/2026
PISTACHIO INTERMISSION
A fuzzy gray chinchilla with big ears looking off in the distance, sitting on a purple perchA fuzzy gray chinchilla with big ears staring quizzically at the camera, sitting on a purple perch
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 19/08/2026
My rice cooker fried rice failed for me today because I added a scrambled egg to the mix instead of just cracking a whole one. I hate eggs and was trying something new and now I'm down a whole dinner and I'm hungry and crying.
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 18/08/2026
ok so am I with the rest of the humans living in space, or have I personified my Ditto so I can continue making habitats and having fun with my pokemon pals Either way sounds good to me
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 18/08/2026
PBS Passport is literally the best $5 a month we spend on anything and I'm really enjoying The Great American Recipe a whole lot
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Blames Jake @sevenmanacleric.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A lot happened in the last month that's kept me from posting. Like being diagnosed with (and subsequently beating) lung cancer. But more importantly - LAUNCHING A GAME!!! You should follow @monsterwasteland.bsky.social if you're not already k I love you bye 💖
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 17/08/2026
I got back from the doctor and my Numbers are looking pretty dang good, if you don't mind me bragging a little bit
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