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Chris Bennett

@christopherbennett.bsky.social
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Cinematographer, editor, artist. Partial to mischief.

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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 10h
I actually love this. You wake up, see a bunch of memes that clearly reference something. Go “what the fuck??” Then have to scroll back AGES until it all makes sense.
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I got my hands on a Sony FX5 before the shipping delays and I have to say so far that camera is a weapon. Amazing ability to recover underexposure among other things
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also enjoy motivating myself this way. Comes as a real surprise when you forget about it.
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From the chart, the text “negative values indicate a Republican” is highlighted
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Roses are red The desert has dry sand
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Influencer Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure in Thailand
Wealthy influencer Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo, also known as Denisi or Ego, died after undergoing a penis enlargement procedure during a luxury vacation in Thailand with his wife ... and a coroner says the c...
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I told people about that moment after I saw it and they looked at me in confused befuddlement, like “movies can DO that??” Fucking excellent
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 04/09/2026
Why did the director of Reservoir Dogs not release a camping-themed movie during the pandemic under the name Tentin Quarantino
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just finished Wolf Worm by @tkingfisher.com. So great! Really latches on and doesn’t let go until it’s done with you.
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Don’t do it it’s not worth 100+ hours of your life. It’s beloved and I have absolutely no idea why.
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thanks mate. Those people are absolute clowns. We’ll see in our upcoming state elections how many voters are very very stupid, but I’m hoping few.
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This must be the third video of wonderful voices singing global scales I have seen, and each is mesmerising and has taught me things I didn't know. Such as: That these scales exist and how they, the bare backbone of tunes, reflect and unlock whole world regions' music. This is amazing.
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oof yeah I really feel for you guys right now. Hope you get an improvement in democracy soon
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Another Australian here. We don’t worry about surveillance because our government is pretty benign in the scheme of things. And our speed cameras use a photographic flash and take still images, not video. Like @pixelatedboat.bsky.social is saying - our cameras are different, and yours could be too.
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I would also argue that it’s often the people for whom the conventional structures of society don’t fit. Because there’s an amount of conservatism in the conventional path - partner, job, kids, house, etc - the people outside that don’t see the same value in it, and dream of something else.
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Spencer Sunshine @transform6789.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
www.cnn.com/2026/08/14/u...
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Nigel Farage wins election in which his main rival was a trash can | CNN
Nigel Farage has comfortably won a special election that he triggered, meaning he will remain as a member of parliament after a contest that all the other major British parties boycotted, leaving his ...
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
We only tell kids about the tooth fairy to distract from knowledge of the fairies who accept larger bones for greater rewards
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Don’t believe the lies
Horace in the Mitch McConnell proof of life photo
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
But they will be
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
inward facing cameras for eye tracking so you can control that display with eye gestures.
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy birthday, half of all horses
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I just finished reading the Craft Sequence by @maxgladstone.bsky.social , and holy shit every book is glorious. Weird, captivating worlds, inhabited by a wonderful cast of characters, and incredibly he stuck the landing on EVERY SINGLE BOOK. The most delightful reading experience I’ve had all year.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Oh that's my emotional hindrance dog. He does his best to keep me anxious and afraid, which is why he's turned my family against me and probably you too before long
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Dreadful
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I read somewhere a similar thing about private schools ages ago. It’s not that they educate you better. It’s that your school friends end up being industry leaders/politicians/ people with power who can open doors for you. You’re paying for potential access. Totally cooked.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 03/07/2026
Holes xkcd.com/3266/
Comic: Holes. Elevation is to scale relative to sea level and ground level. Land shapes and horizontal distances are not to scale. [Lines for every 1k meters starting from -12k up to +4k: Bingham Canyon Mine (US), Veryovkina Cave (Georgia), MPONENG Gold Mine (South Africa), Sanford Laboratory (US), Giant Crystal Cave (Mexico), Derinkugo Underground City (Turkey), WIPP (US), Restof Salt Mine, with an arrow pointing at the bottom that reads “oops” (US), San Andreas Fault Observatory Borehole (US) CFB North Bay (Canada), Woodingdean Water Well (dug by hand) (United Kingdom), Diefen-Bunker (Canada), Deep Underground Command Center (Canceled in 1965) (US), Lake Peigneu, with another oops arrow next to it (US), Sydney Opera House Parking (Australia), Onkalo Spent Nuclear Fuel Repository (Finland), Hudson River, Delaware Aqueduct (US), Raven Rock (US), Wieliczka and Bochina Salt Mines (Poland), Atchison Storage Facility (US), Snolab (Canada), Detroit Salt Mine (US), Hongyancun Subway Station (China), Nuclear Test Shafts (North Korea), Super Kamiokande Neutrino Detector (Japan), Gran Sasso Laboratory (Italy), Peak above Gran Sasso, Modane Laboratory (France), Peak above Modane Laboratory, Gotthard Tunnel (Switzerland), Peak above Cheyenne Bunker and Gotthard Tunnel, Cheyenne Mountain Bunker (US), Kola Superdeep Borehole (Russia) - deepest artificial point below surface at -11917m, Lake Baikal (Russia), sediments under Lake Baikal, IDDP-2 Borehole (Iceland), Dead Sea (multiple countries), Ryfylke Tunnel (Norway), Pantal Remis Mine with another oops arrow (Malaysia), Great Blue Hole (Belize), Joides Resolution Expedition 307 (Atlantic Ocean), Deepwater Horizon Borehole (Gulf of Mexico) - deepest artificial point below sea level at -11944m, Glomar Challenger Hole 504B (Pacific Ocean), Mohole (Pacific Ocean), Joides Resolution Expedition 329 (Pacific Ocean), Mariana Trench (Pacific Ocean)]
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pretty sure an early news report literally quoted the contractor saying that the pipes lay dormant too long, and the algae came from that.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
did u even make something if i don’t have to google “ending explained”
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The metaphors are getting too obvious
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Should include in the bill that the father is required by law to pay child support for 17 years and watch the support for it evaporate.
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
‘Presidential hand green’
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I hate that you all have made me see my accent written down. It’s horrible. Stop it.
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The people inside the cybertrucks share that historical distinction though
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
They should build loads of data centers all over the place that contain huge quantities of books that people can borrow for free if they fill out a form to get a data center card and promise to return the books on time and don’t make too much noise in the data center.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@theonion.com really nailed the headline on this one
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This is incredible.
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I am glad to have close friends but also am saving this as a reminder to waste time with them without thought to the cost
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Also of note is I typically do not read horror
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’ve seen so much non-specific wolf worm posting now that I MUST KNOW! /buys wolf worm
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
God, adjudicating: pastor Mark burns
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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Pierre Bourdieu once argued that the question of whether something is art isn't answered by the artist's intention or even the object itself. Instead, the quality of being "art" is conferred by a community — curators, dealers, auction houses, audiences, etc. 🧵
Someone on Threads writes: "The Met Gala feels like real dystopian shit.

People can’t afford groceries or gas. But we’re going to celebrate this event which is nothing more than wealth porn."
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
media.tenor.com
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in front of a fire hose .
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in front of a fire hose .
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I used to paint professionally and a bunch of people would say “oh I wish I could do that, you’re so talented” and I’d always reply that literally anyone could do it. It’s not talent, it’s patience. Especially realist painting (which is what I did).
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
When I was a kid I read that wasps don’t sting you if you stand still, so I hit a nest and they all flew out angrily, and then went back in. I told all my friends to come watch and did it again, and the wasps stung me so many times, and I ran away crying. Thinking about that for no reason.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Media was probably against the nazis as well, so…
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Who is this guy?
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Chris Bennett @christopherbennett.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Is it so hard to add “contradicting official statement by mediator, Pakistan” ??
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