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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026

is it hard to find a therapist in your area? are you sick and tired of trying to navigate confusing bureaucracy just to be denied by your insurance at the last second? have you heard about Posting Through It?* don't ask anyone if Posting Through It is right for you. just Post Through

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lest you question the profundity of the raccoons....

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The very ontological notion that saying the nonsensical words "liberty biberty" brings a cryptid into existence suggests a paradigm of dark magick. In this essay, .... (1/3547)

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Did you block us because you were embarrassed that you missed the (obvious) joke? If so, thank you (sincerely).

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Good news, y'all! We found the joke understander!

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Introducing RACC 8.2, the highest numbered — and therefore best — AI (as determined by RACC 8.2).

A Magic 8 Ball that says "The raccoons are right" which is labelled RACC 8.2

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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

👌🏻

Josh Daws. @JoshDaws Tweeted
Rejecting Al is like refusing Wonka's golden ticket.
Anything you want to, do it Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it
Willy Wonka GIF with Gene Wilder saying
Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination.

Is this a 3D model? @IsThisA3... Retweeted with

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Surely the think that will unify us all: We want to see a duck wedding. Please make this happen, @meghancolleen.bsky.social.

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In Florida, can you really always distinguish the cartels from the government?

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

NGL, this sticker from the ACLU of Delaware reads as slightly antagonistic towards trans people.

A sticker from the ACLU of Delaware that says "Trans people belong in Delaware"

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Clinging to the side of a cliff with nice views? Yes, that sounds alright

A view of a granite cliff from on said cliff

Granite in the foreground woods in the middle, and ocean in the background

A lovely view of ocean (Frenchmans Bay) from a mountain in Acadia

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Went to the butterfly garden today and saw mostly hummingbirds, but this monarch has a tiny little tag for tracking their migration. Normally we'd joke about privacy or creepers tracking their moves, but this project is really cool

Hummingbird in the butterfly garden eating

Monarch butterfly with a tiny little solar powered tag for tracking

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We'll say this- the "joke" that Gingers have no soul is starting to look a bit more like a description of fact

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 16/09/2026

wip wednesday! almost done with the main part and just need to plan out some pac-men, pellets and fruits

A mosaic crochet blanket with a black background and rainbow stripes making a simple maze-like pattern reminiscent of Pac-Man

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As we understand it, this is what Catholics say in August-October....

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Odds that the owner of this car is a raging asshole?

Red Tesla with a bumper sticker, zoomed in on the other photo

Bumper sticker that says "I identify as an Audi" on a red Tesla

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They don't even deserve bespoke fart noises. So.... you can use our new AI startup that generates AI Slop Fart Noises.

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That was Very Good Content™ that we decided to not repost due to lack of alt text. Please use alt text.

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Most of our posts today have been bad, so we'll post a picture of Otis and Ezra we just took to make up for it.

Ezra (a beagle mix) and Otis (a golden-retriever mutt) share a big dog bed

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Peeved Professor aka Ann Tifa @peevedccprof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Look, everyone is entitled to celebrate in their own way. Don’t judge.

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This feels like a place to tell spouse's favorite joke: A guy is in a diner and orders the chili, but the waitress says the guy at the next table got the last bowl. He's disappointed, but then notices the guy's not touching it.

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is misguided; most raccoons in dumpsters are lovers, not fighters.

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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

OMG, *THIS* is how you do it.

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Badia Adobo is a beautiful name for a girl

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The College of Deviant Arts and Sciences. Is that anything?

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

OK, music app- an orchestral version of James' Laid is pretty weird.

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

OK, that looks like an incredibly awkward aspect ratio to us. 🤷

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

New swear unlocked everybody

poetrylesbian Follow
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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
ritavonbees '& Follow
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this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"You've given me a lot to think about." never misses.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 04/09/2026

this was my first time watching a viral influencer, so I was so nervous, but this was so good (and packed with protein)

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

he got him. he finally fucking got him

real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Second one turned out pretty well, too, though I REALLY ought to get some fresher saffron.

A big pan full of a chicken, sausage, and pork paella.

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

And THIS is the harmful, unintended consequence of the stupid "Is it a sandwich?" debates.

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Goddess Luna @onelunagoddess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Worst thing about the Internet is people talk to strangers in ways that would get them punched irl and start thinking that's a good way to be.

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Definitely important to fully dry the ladle before using it for soup. 🙄

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Oh, THAT'S what they've been going on about?!? And the sport? Speed at consuming a bag?

A bag of Vlasic pickle balls spicy dill pickle corn puffs

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Makes the meme all the more poignant when the right side is literal.

Meme of a post from @patdubois that says:
'as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days" in which "Everyone gets a puppy" narrowly (50.1%) edges "Diarrhea forever" (49.9%).'

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Little known fact: it's called meteorology because the weather is caused by meteors.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026

this meme has been haunting my thoughts, unwanted and unbidden, all week

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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026

the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss

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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain

Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing

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Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Anti-Zionism is not antisemitism. Anti-Zionism also does not prevent a person from being antisemitic. Gentiles being really, really mad that this is true and they can't "one neat trick" out of Jews holding them accountable for their actions is a problem *they* need to fix, not Jews.

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