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Saralegal

@saralegal.bsky.social
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Sara, 30+. AuDHD, queer, Jewish diasporist. Public sector paralegal by day, nerd by night.

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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
I literally said to Portia this morning, there's gonna be a shield law lawsuit soon. I didn't think it would be TODAY. Louisiana, Arkansas, and Alabama have filed a bill of complaint with the U.S. Supreme Court against New York, Massachusetts, and California. Hold on to your butts.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Significant numbers of leftists think Mayor Mamdani has betrayed the left by putting out an anti-antisemitism plan at all, and groups that claim to fight antisemitism like the ADL are giving Mamdani zero credit because he has not suddenly endorsed Zionism, and I am caught between and I am tired.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The "all anti-Zionism is always and forever antisemitism" people and the "all antisemitism becomes fine if we just say it's anti-Zionism, even if we're ranting about the Talmud" people reinforce one another, even if both sides utterly fail to see it.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to write a thread about this. If you don't like it, feel free to block me. But I hope at least some of you will listen. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
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Jewish Greens face sanctions for belonging to ‘Zionist’ synagogues
The Green Party rejected an amendment to protect Jewish members attending self-declared ‘Zionist’ organisations from reports of racism
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Anna Maltese @annamaltese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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New Lines Magazine @newlinesmag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEW: Buryats, a persecuted minority in Russia, have been denied asylum in the U.S. After a near miss with ICE, a truck driver recalls the Russia he fled and shares his fears of deportation, in this report by Andrea Prada Bianchi and Soyonbo Borjgin for @newlinesmag.bsky.social
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ICE Turns Its Sights on Buryat Asylum-Seekers
A member of the persecuted Russian Mongol minority reveals the life he hopes to keep in the US, and the one he dreads if deported
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Marie Brennan @swantower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tell me SOMEBODY has written a fantasy Casablanca homage about events in and around a "djinn joint." I will be terribly disappointed if they haven't (and then eagerly await someone filling that gap).
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes you *don’t* know a Hawk from a handsaw
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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesterday's pogrom in Jaloud proves that, even in the rare case that the IDF is sent to protect Palestinians from settler violence in the West Bank , it is unwilling/unable to do so. As @nirhasson.bsky.social says, it is time for international peace keepers. www.timesofisrael.com/netanyahu-bl...
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PM blames ‘small number’ of West Bank rioters as mass settler attack draws wide condemnation
Some right-wing politicians echo Netanyahu's rare rebuke of settler violence, after over 100 extremists attack Jalud; top settlement leader calls for police crackdown on attacks
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW: We launched this tracker in May, when ICE's detentions had been rejected about 10,000 times by federal courts. It's doubled in less than five months. See and sort the latest numbers, plus read the rulings. www.politico.com/news/2026/05...
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Important: Relief from third country removal may still be sought in individual habeas petitions.
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Andrew Thrasher @tituslegaldesign.com · 28/09/2026
In July, roughly 6,200 people ended up in ICE detention due to a 287(g)-related arrest — nearly 15% of ICE's total arrests for the month. That's up from around 600 program arrests in July 2025.
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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Grayscale image, originally from XKCD, showing a complicated structure of rectangular blocks all stacked on top of each other, with a single thin rectangle hidden in the corner holding the whole thing together. The structure is labeled "All American Jewish culture," and the thin rectangle is labeled with an image of Sunkist Fruit Gems.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not using social media tons for the time being, but everyone should read this takedown of one of the biggest rabbis in American Reform Judaism, which is really about the larger incoherence of supporting liberal pluralism in the US while opposing it in Israel. www.nplusonemag.com/issue-54/rev...
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The Right Reform Rabbi | Aaron Jakes
When Buchdahl professes that she can understand “how even white men in America are feeling,” she unwittingly reveals a structuring affinity between the politics of white reaction and her own anti-anti...
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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Second and third ring suburbs have been hit hard in the last few weeks.
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Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The air bites shrewdly. It is fucking cold." -- Hamlet Act I, Scene IV Because the actor who played Hamlet in my college production flubbed the line exactly this way in rehearsal once, and I've been rehearing it every time I leave my house in the winter for nearly twenty years.
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Andrew Hensch @andrewhensch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They say in a baseball season, You win 60 games and you lose 60 games. It's what you do with the others that matters. Well, the Brewers just decided to win every single one of those. Amazing.
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DTwyman @dtwyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This All happened within 4 days. ICE is lawless.
Within the last week, ICE agents shot 28 Wilbur Raphael Garces Perez from behind at his neck in Austin, Texas. 

They ran over 28-year-old Edgar Cabrera Gomez in Albany he was lodged under their vehicle, reportedly breaking his spine and leg. 

They attempted two kid 35 year old Mario David Coronado Juarez in Grand rap, leading to a crash that took his life. 

36-year-old Carlos Josue Marchena died under ICE custody in Winfield, Louisiana. 

All within 4 days of each other.
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Jonathan Dresner @jondresner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reposting with alt text.
Venn Diagram: three circles labelled "Judaism", "D&D", and "Autism"
Judaism and Autism overlap labelled "Many Many Many Books"
Autism and D&D overlap labelled "Collecting Dice"
D&D and Judaism overlap labelled "Rituals with Material Components"
Center section overlapping all three labelled "Arguing About Correct Interpretation of the Rules"

No creator credit given but posted by @postingtreyf.bsky.social
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Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Brewers breaking triple digit wins still doesn't feel real. I've been waiting my whole life to watch a Brewers WS with my dad. Please don't break my heart again this year, Crew.
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Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shout-out to my wife, who came to pick me up from work so I would not have another bus commute this evening
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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Knesset barred today the only two Palestinian led parties from running in the coming election. According to an overwhelming majority in the Knesset, the constitutional meaning of a Jewish State is a state where Palestinian citizens cannot run for parliament.
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Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shout-out to my wife, who patiently endures me being cringe on Discord during my bus commute:
I'm now envisioning the Ten Sayings as a Beastie Boys-style rap
Listen up, chucklefucks, Hashem is
*GOD!*
Any other deities are a
*FRAUD!*
Make yourself an idol, that's a
*SHAME!*
Never desecrate the holy
*NAME!*On the seventh day your ass should
*REST!*
Respect your mom and dad, so they'll be im-
*PRESSED!*
Killing other people? Not a
*CHANCE!*
Keep your married dick inside your
*PANTS!*
**electronic beat drop interlude**Hands to yourself; you shall not
*STEAL!*
When speaking of your neighbor, keep it
*REAL!*
No coveting things in your neighbor's
*HOUSE!*
Not his sheep or his clothes, his tools or his
*SPOUSE!*
When the Jews heard these words they all stood a-
*GOG!*
'Cause
*THESE ARE THE WORDS OF THE DECALOGUE*
**electronic beat drop intensifies**...and this is why I can't be allowed to run youth group
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Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite parts of teaching Bereshit to fourth graders was drawing the family tree from Terach through the children of Jacob on the board and watching the kids lose their minds.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zionism is an actual thing you can condemn, but if you're just throwing "Zionist" as an insult at anyone you don't like when the subject at hand has nothing to do with Israel - which is becoming far too common - then yeah, that's antisemitic. Hope that clarifies things!
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If someone posted this about a Jewish Senator, it would be rightly condemned as anti-semitism. El-Sayed was born and raised in Michigan, but because he is Muslim he is perpetually foreign and under suspicion.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“The worst place ever I’ve been in my life," Sakariye Abdi Mohamed, a Somali asylum seeker, told me over the phone from Guantanamo Bay last week. Sakariye is one of 7 or 8 Somalis who are being held at Gitmo. They say guards tell them the order to keep Somalis at the facility comes from DC.
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The Trump administration is imprisoning Somali immigrants in Gitmo
“Nobody tell us that we’re going to Guantanamo Bay.”
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Bolts @boltsmag.org · 16/09/2026
Nearly three years ago, Alaska filed criminal charges against an American Samoan family for illegally voting. But late Friday, prosecutors who were fresh off a loss at the state Court of Appeals dropped the charges.
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After a Yearslong Nightmare, Relief for American Samoans Punished for Voting - Bolts
Alaska officials for years accused American Samoans caught in a unique legal limbo of illegally voting, but finally dropped those charges this month.
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boonque @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The husband is being detained, and all I have is grief and rage.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 08/09/2026
any jewish institution that speaks out to oppose this is endorsing the years-long campaign of pogroms against palestinians by jewish extremists in the west bank
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Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My stint in a cosplay burlesque + variety show troupe. We didn't get paid much, but the fact I got paid to rip the pants off a cardboard cutout of Sebastian Michaelis on stage *at all* is a fever dream in retrospect.
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Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone else: prepping for Rosh Hashanah Me: just finished writing all the songs for the next Purimspiel I'm built different (theater kid)
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Friendly Neighborhood Mouse @missmouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Friday morning, I was gardening when I checked my phone. A request had gone out for help. For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes. ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.
ICE vehicle - black Nissan Maxima with plate cover - posted up in a spot that also serves as an elementary school bus stop. Another ICE vehicle, black Dodge Durango, lurking around the community. Two more ICE vehicles - black Dodge Durango and a white SUV, unclear on make, model - on a quiet residential street, being quietly creepy. Note that the white SUV has its plate covered. Yet another ICE vehicle. Black Nissan Pathfinder. They were all over the neighborhood.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it brings me great pleasure to report that EGOT-winner rita moreno won an emmy for a 1977 episode of the muppet show
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Even from a purely national pride perspective, this requires you to think that the 100 year period from 1926 was a failure for the United States, instead of the zenith of its power, prosperity, and influence
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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of these days we're going to have to bring up the awkward fact that the "status quo" everyone defends at the Temple Mount is one where Jewish presence at historically Jewish sites is considered an abominable provocation. We have enshrined supercession.
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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
New moderation list! It's very simple. If you use the phrase "Talmudic rituals" unironically, or describe Jewish civilians as "storming" a place, you go on this list.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I was in prepartum depression hell, I told my now-ex his unwillingness to hug me made me feel unloved and unwanted. He replied by showing me a random Tumblr post about how asking for even nonsexual touch from an ace person is "rapey." Weaponized badtakery is an every generation problem, sadly.
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Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My takeaway from watching The Odyssey last night is that it could have been quite good if Nolan had had to submit his screenplay to an editor first.
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Stacie Rosenzweig @ethicking.com · 02/09/2026
If you are starting a comment about MPS's heat closure with "back in my day" please don't
Global average surface temperature, 1880-2020 graph

Things started flipping in the mid 20th century and gor really hot in the last 30-40 years
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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The parties of the Likud, "Jewish Power", Religious Zionism, and the new "People of Israel" party are all running on an explicit, unabashed platform of the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians from Gaza as the "solution". Rabbi Kahane's racist legacy is the Israeli government's policy.
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
a Black family dancing to korn with their astronaut relative who just got back from the moon is, quite frankly, the best thing the internet has ever produced
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
actually seems really bad that hegseth is de facto resegregating the military through purges and the remaining officer corps are increasingly complicit in that project
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