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Ex-wannabe cat-owner. Now, cat-owner!

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember how they excoriated Dianne Abbott for making a mistake with one of her figures? Where's that same rigour here when the Tories are out by nearly half a trillion quid?
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And a moving obituary for Monica Coghlan, whose life Archer ruined www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
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Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kitchen, living room, Hellmouth, bathroom, bedroom…
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some part of my brain (usually but not always less than half) is constantly running through the Girls5eva theme song.
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nivalis Nights dares to ask what if Cyberpunk 2077 met Dave the Diver and Stardew Valley? And for now at least I'm loving the answer www.eurogamer.net/nivalis-nigh...
Nivalis Nights screenshot showing the neon-drenched Ramen Noir noodle bar against the backdrop of a dystopian city.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New GB News accounts are out. Here are their losses to date. Or "spent political donations" if you prefer
Line chart titled 'GB News has lost £142m to date', showing cumulative losses in pounds rising steadily from around £3m in 2020/1 to £142m by 2025. The red line climbs most steeply between 2021/2 and 2023/4, reaching roughly £110m, then flattens as growth slows towards £142m. A note states the latest figures cover the seven-month period to 31 December 2025. Chart by Press Gazette, source: Companies House
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TimOfLegend @timoflegend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s sorta like King Arthur in that way.
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Vaun Earl Norman @vaun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your Uncle decides he's had enough Sainsbury's party food and goes on a pottery course so he can sell "artisan bits and bobs" and buy proper food, unfortunately his tutor bans him going after the first lesson as his olive serving dish looks like a giant vulva, you buy it for £40 he's delighted.
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Belinda Carlisle @belindacarlisle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#waybackwednesy 1996 @janewiedlin.bsky.social and I in Miles Copeland's Château de Marouatte castle in France.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 30/09/2026
If you want to be the world's best bus driver, be ready to SLAP rule breakers! And if they don't stop, throw 'em out the back!  THANK YOU BUS DRIVER rolls out of the depot and into the world on OCTOBER 14!  Wishlist now: doublefine.com/tybd
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you realise the clocks are going back this weekend and we're getting an extra hour in bed? OK, well I've told you now so it's time to start looking forward to it. Long, sweet oblivion. Autumn's little warmup for death.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover which features a man’s head looking toward the heavens, his disembodied hands and feet are where they should be, but he is missing his arms, legs, and torso. Title reads

WHERE’D THE REST OF MY
FREAKING BODY GO?
a novel by
Morene Welted
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 29/09/2026
Did @doublefine.com do this
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. So that was the best conference I have ever seen. I never dreamed I would see a prime minister with the bravery to do what he just did.
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jeff McEnroe must condemn.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS oiling the swingset stop when you smell oatmeal placing ice cubes in orchids & hoping for bees subtle as stacked microwaves puppy, I ain’t a leg plink, plink! pearls coming off the strand rich in fruit peels backup singers taking a smoke break & THAT’S a Myanmar shave
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. ❤️
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's been happening forever, and will happen forever, that rich people fuck off to lower-tax areas and frame it as political defiance of some law they personally don't like. 'Seatbelts in cars make it impossible for me to deliver wealth.' 'Without smoking in pubs, how am I meant to...'
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vaun is not only a very funny actor (he plays Tom Cruise on Vic and Bob) but a very loyal supporter of my work and I hope that the RHLSTP community of fans will help him out with this. We all need to look after each other. No one else will! www.gofundme.com/f/buy-a-mobi...
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Donate to Buy a Mobility Scooter, organized by Vaun Earl Norman
Hi I'm Vaun Earl Norman you might have seen me in Vic and Bob's Big Night Out, or The Other … Vaun Earl Norman needs your support for Buy a Mobility Scooter
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*Commits crime* -> gets put in prison :( *Commits crime, cries "oh sorry, my bad, it was our autonomous AI agent"* -> buy new boat I think commiting crimes with machines is still crimes IMO
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
This guy is FUCKED
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The first episode of WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1979) sees the loveable scarecrow come alive for the first time, and it's directed like a scene from an Italian zombie film. Lucio Fulci would approve!
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Deep Red Deep Red Movie
ALT: Deep Red Deep Red Movie
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Piddington”
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Dr. Jeevun Sandher MP @jeevunsandher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Petrol and diesel up 23% in a year. Fossil fuels are driving up costs and inflation. Net zero ain’t just good for the planet. It’s good for our pockets too.
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Steve Richards @steverichards.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RocknRoll Politics is live at Kings Place at Kings Place on Wednesday September 30th.. here’s some of what we’ll be doing:
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Louise, Prof/Dr @louiselocock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh blimey, here we go again. Time to vote in the National Trust AGM to keep so-called 'Restore Trust' off the council. Use the quick vote to ensure we don't split the anti-Restore vote. Or.... 1/2 www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
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Annual General Meeting
Your Annual General Meeting will take place online and in person on Saturday 7th November 2026 at the STEAM Museum, Swindon.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Just me and a cat run this whole thing. I design everything, answer the emails, pack the orders. Pete mostly supervises. So when you buy something from my shop, you're keeping a small studio going. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of nine images featuring prints, T-shirts, a phone case, a mug and a photo of Gail and Pete the cat.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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David Henig @davidheniguk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One might of course hope that we would by now realise that it isn't mostly about the delivery or the economy but the perverting effects of the powerful gods of tech, but unfortunately most of politics and media are in complete denial about that.
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Bridget Phillipson MP @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Farage’s ultra donors have made their move – it’s time to make ours. If you don’t want cryptobillionaires buying power, join Labour today. Reform’s for them. Labour’s for us. join.labour.org.uk/join
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Join Labour to change Britain
By becoming a Labour Party member, you can be a vital part of the team that will get Britain its future back.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A serious democratic society simply cannot allow this. That's £72 million from just two men. (Both, until lately, based overseas). The average UK earner (full-time) would have to work for over 1,800 years to raise that much. It's a nuclear strike on any pretence at the equality of political power
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club.
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover filming shows Nigel Farage celebrating illegal foreign donations Footage shows a plan to break electoral law by funnelling money from a US ‘businessman’ through a UK donor The donations funded a series of widely reported polls secretly commissioned by Reform
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Digital Foundry @digitalfoundry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
GTA 6: An Extended Look Analysis - "Perhaps the Most Impressive Showcase We've Ever Seen in Real-Time Rendering"
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GTA 6: An Extended Look Analysis - "Perhaps the Most Impressive Showcase We've Ever Seen in Real-Time Rendering"
The technology and artistry on display in this 26 minute video is off the charts.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 26/08/2026
It was hard enough losing Dolly yesterday. ☹️ And now, we cry a sea of black tears for our very own Doviculus: The irreplaceable Tim Curry.  May these beloved legends rest well, as we carry their spirit forward~   🩷🖤
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tech support is here.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 26/08/2026
Wonderful.
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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔
Dolly Parton
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Captain Cabinets @samebattime.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every vintage gameshow:
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/08/2026
“Thank God! Those blasted crickets have finally stopped!”
“Thank God! Those blasted crickets have finally stopped!”
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Why Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
40 YEARS AGO TODAY: give me the most 'failed one-off pilot for a prime-time comedy variety show in the mid-80s' title sequence and line-up you have.
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Captain Cabinets @samebattime.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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