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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s unfair for fall weather to be this good while fall bugs are this terrible.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Today, have the confidence of Scott Steiner doing math

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Herons sound like tiny dinosaurs

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

How would you describe your social media reach?

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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm partial to this one

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m not trying to impress a mentally ill child

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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 15/09/2026

It's a banger, tittie guy

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just started and I maintain the new Wolverine video game is neat

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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

That time I wrote that kickass skeet but nobody liked it because everybody's stupid

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m a bit late to the discourse on this one but: Project Hail Mary is a good movie

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Your 40s are for trying to escape all your problems by drinking more water

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026

I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

if anyone needs an extra moron I’m free today

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026

Grim Reaper just spinning around in a circle with his hand over his eye holes and touching the wrong people

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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my god I think I found the video.

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suzannə @sooziecuzie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I hope it happens today.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage never told you is that nobody ever snaps out of a Slim Jim.

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I mean, a lot of what there is to say about Clapton is he’s a racist who stole a bunch of music

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

*DMX suffering from salmonella* Eggs gon’ give it to ya

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“It was like Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with “Macho Man” Randy Savage in a Wack-a-mole machine” Just incredible imagery from the Dresden Files and I’ll let you figure out what Bob the Skull is talking about

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

In case you need somewhere to sob uncontrollably, St Cloud has you covered!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Dragon Ball Z is like “things are about to get very serious, very real, Cucumberino has arrived”

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Morning fuckos

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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Grimace in sunglasses looking cool as the other side of the pillow is poised at the open door of what looks like a corvette-like kit car. Xe(Grimace is non binary) has a full purple shake that rests on the roof of the sports car. There is a purple gel over the image. A low mist clings to the ground. Is this a dream? Or has this mythical badass been conjured? The song “I need a hero” is most likely blazing on xir am/fm radio.

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Bex 🖤🏴 @thinlyveiledtruth.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/08/2026

"meep meep ass location" i cannot breathe omfg 💀

The quoted post reads "Liminal Stop Sign," Monument Valley, Utah. The image shows a very isolated stop sign at an intersection of what is presumably a highway. It is a desert climate, with two towering rock formations in the background, and a perfectly clear sky.

When I tell you it looks EXACTLY like a still from the Warner Brothers Wile E Coyote cartoon.

The quote says "meep meep ass location." It was here where I stopped being able to breathe.

(Meep meep is the sound the Roadrunner makes, whom Wile E Coyote kept trying to kill with elaborate schemes that would backfire in the most hilarious ways)

I'm still giggling at this one.

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Picked up some minor injuries and got to feel my head drag on the concrete this morning. Can’t even be mad at Loki for pulling me off the bike; I also got distracted by the dog wandering inquisitively onto the road.

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sin_pyro🖤🩶🤍💜 @sinpyro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm Pancreatitis.

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Hi, I’m Whiskey Appendicitis

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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Hi, I'm

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Hi, I’m Whiskey Appendicitis

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only)

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It is my birthday. 🎉

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Uniongrl ☮️ 🌍🎵🌻🦋 @uniongrl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

🚨 Lt. Governor, Peggy Flanagan, a citizen of White Earth Nation, beat Rep. Angie Craig to win the Democrat nomination for U.S. Senate. Flanagan will now the face right winger, Michele Tafoya, former sideline reporter for the NFL. Bring on the midterms! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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Progressive Peggy Flanagan sweeps Minnesota Senate primary in race defined by anti-ICE anger

State’s Democratic lieutenant governor bests Angie Craig in another election contest pitting a progressive against a moderate

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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This is way better critical reading than “what about the eagles?!”

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