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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not having live television: Con: no football coverage Pro: nw Helm’s Deep
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Helm'S Deep King Theodin
Alt: King Theoden stands grimly in the dark and rain before the Battle of Helm’s Deep “So it begins”
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Awesome!
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh my god
Despite the curiosity generated by his name, local media noted that Hitler Guesclin Alba Sánchez had been elected mayor of Yúngar in 2018.
He reportedly beat rival candidate Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde after campaigning on the slogan “I'm the good Hitler".
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
High quality ramble!
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maggie Smith is only 56 and Glenn Close is a pirate. A+ all around
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NW: Hook (1991)
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Robin Williams Peter Pan: Bangarang!
Alt: Robin Williams as Peter Pan in Hook. In a circle cheering with the lost boys. Text: Bangarang!
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s unfair for fall weather to be this good while fall bugs are this terrible.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty sure something like that is illegal
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Independence Day
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
Alt: Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Asking Jeeves: Is Connecticut a real place?
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Peemergency lights
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is awesome!
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really might need to get a tubi trial for this
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For the longest time I thought I was the only one who remembered this show. I can’t remember the details aside from it was my fav for a while
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Took me way too long to figure out BNMW 😂 Agreed, so much of their deficiencies are complete unforced errors in refusal to declare a position while straddling an imaginary middle ground. Then they wonder why no one believes in them to do anything.
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s really amazing how much democrats policy advisors are incomparably wrong yet keep giving the same shitty, centrist compromise advice
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Only if the bat consents 🦇
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I recommend it! First time using the electric smoker and happy with the result. Like using a slow cooker with more cleanup
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Used the smoker today
Smoked pork shoulder on a grill tray, fresh out of smokerBone in smoked pork shoulder fresh out of smoker on a grill tray
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today, have the confidence of Scott Steiner doing math
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Herons sound like tiny dinosaurs
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There will be chaos afoot
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Idk man, aliens really own the Occams Razor here
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy bday!!
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm partial to this one
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That back foot pivot to stay inside tho
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m not trying to impress a mentally ill child
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Next level wrestling content
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 15/09/2026
It's a banger, tittie guy
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Blasted the death riders theme in the car leaving collision not realizing fucking @MarinaShafir was on the sidewalk, and now I feel like a dumbass
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It's a banger, tittie guy.
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just started and I maintain the new Wolverine video game is neat
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Still don’t believe it
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday!!
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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That time I wrote that kickass skeet but nobody liked it because everybody's stupid
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
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Bugs Conejo
Alt: Bugs Bunny standing out of a rabbit hole eating a carrot
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
HUGS 🫂
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think that was me but tbh I didn’t think I had the authority
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m a bit late to the discourse on this one but: Project Hail Mary is a good movie
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck yeah improvement!!
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is so good; top tier #WoTIdol entry
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Funny Dancing Parrot
Alt: Green parrot shaking its head in apparent joy
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So @earlmontclair.bsky.social is in Boston again
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t know what this is but it’s good
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CR: Lord of the Rings/Celtic Mythology @chris81203.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I support the call for increased shenanigans
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Your 40s are for trying to escape all your problems by drinking more water
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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