Reposted by Greg NixRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 464141912830
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 23/09/2026It’s interesting that 2022 was painful to watch but this team has mostly been crazy fun. The TLR difference®️ 010
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 13/09/2026Grichuk seems like a good looking guy out of uniform but the goatee is extra intense without a hat and jersey. 011
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 08/09/2026You could always release it privately then do a public release later. 111
Reposted by Greg NixRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE 343148233449
Reposted by Greg NixSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 23/02/2024millennials only want one thing and it's watching Linda Cohn and Karl Ravech calling highlights on SportsCenter for a Mark Buehrle seven-inning, one-run, nine-hit, two strikeout game against the 2003 Kansas City Royals 1038851
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 04/08/2026Do you miss the direct-to-DVD era of movies? Want to watch TV shows from before you were born? Have you ever wondered if there’s a channel specifically for the Bolivian diaspora? Good news… it’s all on BOOFI!chortle.blogWelcome to BOOFI, Yet Another Free Streaming ServiceWhy watch something new? Or good? 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 25/07/2026Are we sure this isn’t a @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social original? 010
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 23/07/2026You can snark. White Sox broadcasts are terrible. Schriffen is always like this. 020
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 18/07/2026static.klipy.comInception Spinning TopAlt: Inception Spinning Top 010
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 17/07/2026Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter implies the existence of Donald Trump: Werewolf Pirate. 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 12/07/2026The only things that most of America will remember about Graham 20 years from now are that he was closeted and that he flip-flopped on Trump. 110
Reposted by Greg NixTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 02/07/2026Just never get into sports betting, gas station heroin, or creative writing, and you'll be fine 1324239
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 30/06/2026Hear ye, hear ye! My lawn sucks! www.chortle.blog/p/a-declarat...chortle.blogI Declare War on My LawnThe time for re-seeding has passed. 000
Reposted by Greg NixJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!! 20495121623
Reposted by Greg NixMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’ve never been so certain Nithya is going to win lol 3773
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 24/06/2026There are bodies of water that are bigger, deeper, better smelling. But right now, in the summer of 2026, there is no body of water in America that is more talked about than the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. And she knows it. www.chortle.blog/p/exclusive-...chortle.blogAn Exclusive Interview with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting PoolWashington's most-talked-about body of water is ready for her close-up. 020
Reposted by Greg NixDuotrope @duotrope.com · 24/06/2026The Smart Search List of the Day is: Humorous Fiction feat. @johnnyamericazine.bsky.social @flashfictiononline.bsky.social @pointsincase.com @chortle.blog et al. duotrope.com...duotrope.comSmart Search List of the DayThe Smart Search List of the Day is: Humorous Fiction feat. @johnnyamericazine.bsky.social @flashfictiononline.bsky.social @pointsincase.com @chortle.blog et al. https://duotrope.com/search/smart/fiction/humorous-fiction-h05vAkFk 032
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 22/06/2026Just over a week left to submit your humor pieces! Cc @duotrope.com 011
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 15/06/2026I just posted a new call for submissions! Send me your funny stuff, humor #writers.chortle.blogJune Submissions Are Now Open!I’m paying for funny pieces about America 🇺🇸🦅🫠 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 11/06/2026It was funny when Taylor Swift ruined everybody’s football games, but now she’s ruining my basketball game. Get outta here, Taylor. 010
Reposted by Greg NixM.R. Robinson @mruthrobinson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026If you have ever emailed a writer to let them know you enjoyed something they wrote, you are among the noblest and best and most saintly in this entire world, and I hope you sleep really well tonight. 1114118623
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 09/06/2026Hello, Mister President. It looks like you’ve got me. That’s right, you’ve finally caught the man who rigged California’s primary election.chortle.blogI Rigged California's ElectionYou caught me red-handed, Mr. President. 000
Reposted by Greg NixTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 06/06/2026Just put yourself out there, the more embarrassing it feels, the better you're doing, I swear 719643
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 02/06/2026After careful consideration, I have made the difficult decision to withdraw Gator’s Tilt-A-Whirl from the Great American State Fair. This event does not align with our principles as an organization that includes one man and several tons of uninsurable machinery.chortle.blogGator's Tilt-a-Whirl Also Drops Out of Trump's Great American State FairGator: "This is not about politics." 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 18/05/2026I’ve started measuring my life with sabermetrics, and I don’t love my stats right now… WAR: -1.2 (Weekends Actually Rested) K%: 18 (Kid, Percent Satisfied) xWIF: .773 (Expected rate at which I irritate my wife)chortle.blogAdvanced Baseball Statistics for Real LifeUsing sabermetrics to measure my weekend. 101
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 04/05/2026Did you love these Michael Jackson biopic? If so, you’ll definitely enjoy these other non-controversial films!chortle.blogUpcoming Biopics from the Producers of 'Michael'The hot new Hollywood trend: feel-good stories about feel-bad people. 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 28/04/2026Fair! And I guess technically speaking, Tim Hill is a high-leverage reliever for a contender. 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 28/04/2026Until they win 70 games in a season, my position remains that if you get cut by the White Sox, you have to retire. 110
Reposted by Greg NixAlissa Walker @awalkerinla.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I wrote about the photo, but I am still very interested in where this particular torch came from and how it was decided that we would be giving it to him on behalf of the citytorched.laShe really didn't need to do thisOver the last two years, we've watched gutless leaders go groveling to the White House with gilded gifts to appease our authoritarian overlord. And now Karen Bass is part of that club 1153
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 24/04/2026Wow, a price update! This sounds like an exciting opportunity for me. 000
