Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 24/04/2026Wow, a price update! This sounds like an exciting opportunity for me. 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 05/04/2026Kudos to the NCAA for correctly intuiting that when I turn on the Final Four, what I’m hoping to see is two DJs performing. 140
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 03/04/2026I got my email, and right now is theoretically my time slot, but I can't log in. Nothing has ever felt more predictable than this. 100
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 27/01/2026El Centro absolutely sucks, so at least we have that. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202... 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 18/08/2025Feeling overwhelmed by current events. Today’s post is a helpful guide on How to Read the News. www.chortle.blog/p/how-to-rea... 221
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 22/06/2025Maybe, I didn’t watch much Houston. He was def horrible in the playoffs, but advanced stats like him OK. The real problem is he’s redundant in PHX. Ironically, his upside is probably something like prime Bradley Beal 🥴 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 26/05/2025We need *literally* one paid subscriber to finish our pledge drive! Is there a brave soul out there in Bluesky-land willing to take the plunge? #WritersOfBluesky #Substack #Newsletters www.chortle.blog/subscribe 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 07/05/2025This single fake ad is worth my yearly subscription fee to @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social 010
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 23/04/2025The Trump admin only hires guys who look like they would accidentally bite their thumb while eating a banana. 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 18/04/2025I spotted this poster for a new version of #Coachella, just for people like me. Are you guys in? 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 16/02/2025This cartoonist (“Stan Kelly”) is a great piece of performance art by The Onion. Definitely worth a follow on Instagram. They always have the Statue of Liberty. 020
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 10/02/2025The Super Bowl is over, which means… it’s #baseball season! Today at Chortle, we have a look at some “lost” #MLB nicknames. www.chortle.blog/p/forgotten-... 030
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 23/01/2025I’m sure the right-wing states’ rights advocates will be up in arms. 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 19/01/2025Oh my god WHAT??!!! Thank you President trump 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 13/01/2025I simply cannot imagine having more resources than any human ever born, then using them for stupid shit like this. 000
