Reposted by Greg NixRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 464141832827
Reposted by Greg NixRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE 343148233449
Reposted by Greg NixSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 23/02/2024millennials only want one thing and it's watching Linda Cohn and Karl Ravech calling highlights on SportsCenter for a Mark Buehrle seven-inning, one-run, nine-hit, two strikeout game against the 2003 Kansas City Royals 1038851
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 04/08/2026Do you miss the direct-to-DVD era of movies? Want to watch TV shows from before you were born? Have you ever wondered if there’s a channel specifically for the Bolivian diaspora? Good news… it’s all on BOOFI!chortle.blogWelcome to BOOFI, Yet Another Free Streaming ServiceWhy watch something new? Or good? 000
Reposted by Greg NixTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 02/07/2026Just never get into sports betting, gas station heroin, or creative writing, and you'll be fine 1324239
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 30/06/2026Hear ye, hear ye! My lawn sucks! www.chortle.blog/p/a-declarat...chortle.blogI Declare War on My LawnThe time for re-seeding has passed. 000
Reposted by Greg NixJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!! 20495121623
Reposted by Greg NixMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’ve never been so certain Nithya is going to win lol 3773
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 24/06/2026There are bodies of water that are bigger, deeper, better smelling. But right now, in the summer of 2026, there is no body of water in America that is more talked about than the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. And she knows it. www.chortle.blog/p/exclusive-...chortle.blogAn Exclusive Interview with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting PoolWashington's most-talked-about body of water is ready for her close-up. 020
Reposted by Greg NixDuotrope @duotrope.com · 24/06/2026The Smart Search List of the Day is: Humorous Fiction feat. @johnnyamericazine.bsky.social @flashfictiononline.bsky.social @pointsincase.com @chortle.blog et al. duotrope.com...duotrope.comSmart Search List of the DayThe Smart Search List of the Day is: Humorous Fiction feat. @johnnyamericazine.bsky.social @flashfictiononline.bsky.social @pointsincase.com @chortle.blog et al. https://duotrope.com/search/smart/fiction/humorous-fiction-h05vAkFk 032
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 22/06/2026Just over a week left to submit your humor pieces! Cc @duotrope.com 011
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 15/06/2026I just posted a new call for submissions! Send me your funny stuff, humor #writers.chortle.blogJune Submissions Are Now Open!I’m paying for funny pieces about America 🇺🇸🦅🫠 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 11/06/2026It was funny when Taylor Swift ruined everybody’s football games, but now she’s ruining my basketball game. Get outta here, Taylor. 010
Reposted by Greg NixM.R. Robinson @mruthrobinson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026If you have ever emailed a writer to let them know you enjoyed something they wrote, you are among the noblest and best and most saintly in this entire world, and I hope you sleep really well tonight. 1114118623
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 09/06/2026Hello, Mister President. It looks like you’ve got me. That’s right, you’ve finally caught the man who rigged California’s primary election.chortle.blogI Rigged California's ElectionYou caught me red-handed, Mr. President. 000
Reposted by Greg NixTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 06/06/2026Just put yourself out there, the more embarrassing it feels, the better you're doing, I swear 719643
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 02/06/2026After careful consideration, I have made the difficult decision to withdraw Gator’s Tilt-A-Whirl from the Great American State Fair. This event does not align with our principles as an organization that includes one man and several tons of uninsurable machinery.chortle.blogGator's Tilt-a-Whirl Also Drops Out of Trump's Great American State FairGator: "This is not about politics." 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 18/05/2026I’ve started measuring my life with sabermetrics, and I don’t love my stats right now… WAR: -1.2 (Weekends Actually Rested) K%: 18 (Kid, Percent Satisfied) xWIF: .773 (Expected rate at which I irritate my wife)chortle.blogAdvanced Baseball Statistics for Real LifeUsing sabermetrics to measure my weekend. 101
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 04/05/2026Did you love these Michael Jackson biopic? If so, you’ll definitely enjoy these other non-controversial films!chortle.blogUpcoming Biopics from the Producers of 'Michael'The hot new Hollywood trend: feel-good stories about feel-bad people. 000
Reposted by Greg NixAlissa Walker @awalkerinla.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I wrote about the photo, but I am still very interested in where this particular torch came from and how it was decided that we would be giving it to him on behalf of the citytorched.laShe really didn't need to do thisOver the last two years, we've watched gutless leaders go groveling to the White House with gilded gifts to appease our authoritarian overlord. And now Karen Bass is part of that club 1153
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 24/04/2026Wow, a price update! This sounds like an exciting opportunity for me. 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 24/04/2026This is shocking and embarrassing @mayor.lacity.gov. A smiling photo op with the man who sent ICE into our city? Fuck off, Karen. 010
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 20/04/2026Earth Day is this week! Learn about the holiday’s past, present and future right here.chortle.blogA Timeline of Notable Earth Days: 1970 to 2145A noble past and an illustrious future. 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 15/04/2026Mae sure you know whether you’re filing your taxes Frantically or Redundantly! www.chortle.blog/p/lesser-kno...chortle.blog16 Lesser Known Tax Filing StatusesYou may qualify for a Romantic tax break. 000
Reposted by Greg NixQuincy Scott Jones @quincyscottjones.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Reposting this @chortle.blog piece from @ninasharmawriter.bsky.social because once again reality is trying to one-up satire. www.chortle.blog/p/college-pr...chortle.blogCollege President: We Need More Guest Speakers We Don’t NeedNow is the time to indulge and pander. 111
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 13/04/2026Ugh, what a morning. Sorry, I am late for work, but with the Strait of Hormuz closed, it is really throwing everything off. You guys get it, right? www.chortle.blog/p/sorry-im-l...chortle.blogSorry I’m Late, The Strait of Hormuz is ClosedWe're all feeling the effects. 000
Reposted by Greg NixGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Every single day Trump acts out in a way that would get you banned from Dave & Busters and the media types up things like “Trump challenges limits of executive theory.” 5820163
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 05/04/2026Kudos to the NCAA for correctly intuiting that when I turn on the Final Four, what I’m hoping to see is two DJs performing. 140
Reposted by Greg NixCorey Atad @coreyatad.com · 09/02/2026doing commercials used to be a shameful thing that you had to go to Japan to do 6883105
Reposted by Greg NixDuotrope @duotrope.com · 27/01/2026Chortle @chortle.blog (Fiction Nonfiction Art; pays) opened to submissions duotrope.com... #amwritingduotrope.comRe-opening: ChortleChortle @chortle.blog (Fiction Nonfiction Art; pays) opened to submissions https://duotrope.com/magazine/chortle-38591 #amwriting 012
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 27/01/2026I’m seeking humor writing about love for my newsletter! Accepted pieces pay $100. Please share with your funny friends!chortle.blogSubmissions Are Now Open!I'm paying $100 for funny pieces about love. 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 27/01/2026El Centro absolutely sucks, so at least we have that. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202... 000
Reposted by Greg NixBrendan Hay @bhay.bsky.social · 25/01/2026LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo. 3405248
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 25/01/2026Been thinking about this song a lot recently. Two dead in MN. Dave is a real one. 000
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 25/01/2026Turns out the concept of a “fresh hell” doesn’t really ring true once all this shit starts blurring together. 010
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 25/01/2026What’s a word for being equally heartened and disheartened? I’m in awe of the bravery of Minnesotans and in despair at the thought that this will only escalate. 010
Reposted by Greg NixAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 25/01/2026You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested. 4352314211148
Reposted by Greg NixMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/01/2026this is it. this is the level. this is the standard for democratic officials. anything less is intolerable. 522935775
Reposted by Greg Nixmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence. 241274019834
Reposted by Greg NixJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 24/01/2026I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street 65104093361
Greg Nix @chortle.blog · 23/01/2026I thought the meaning of “ice” was pretty set in stone! It’s always referred to cubes or rinks or occasionally Val Kilmer. It definitely has never meant “a fascist goon squad of five-year high school grads.”chortle.blogIt's me, IceI'm not I.C.E. 010
Reposted by Greg NixTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 16/01/2026Creative writing will survive humanity's greatest crisis. The robots can never replicate my need for attention 213728
Reposted by Greg NixTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 16/01/2026Fiction dead? No one reads anymore? The obituaries they write are their own, not yours! Live más! 214319
