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Clifford the big red kaiju

@chonktingle.bsky.social
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Queer goth woman. NOT the world's best author of "Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt" but am a fan. Hence the name.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18m
HAMLET Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell, I fall a-cursing, like a very drab, a scullion! OATES A scullion, woo, scullion, whoa-oh. buff.ly/9ZbqT4A
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Hall and Oates
QUEEN GERTRUDE (places her hand on HALL’s chest) Stay, you lion-maned pair, tell me Of your distant City of Brotherly Love, That we may, as they say, get to ...
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 10/10/2026
What Derek Chauvin did to George Floyd was a public extrajudicial execution. Keep that in mind when you say we haven't had a public execution since 1936. We have, actually. Many times. They're called police murders.
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It’s the Great Pumpkin, Annaham! @annaham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YES
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fraggle rock coordinates
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let me know how that works out for you
Subway banner ad reading "The new standard in corporate law.  The first AI law firm"
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is wild to me that somebody saw the Crow and thought it was a "superhero film". The protagonist is a zombie getting revenge for his fiance getting murdered. There are no heroes in this movie! Like... I'm not saying he wasn't justified but that doesn't make him a hero!
Wikipedia page for The Crow: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack that starts with "The soundtrack to the superhero film The Crow was released in 1994."
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most of the young trans people I've known have had a pretty busy schedule of trying not to die and not a lot of time left over for worrying about their ranking in any sport
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think our Santacon problem might fix itself!
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The second half of this is basically why I tried to learn french. Because this is the kind of badassery that is like 10x better with a French accent
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
May anyone who uses this get the results they deserve
Bus ad for an AI law firm
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are... we just not going to talk about world records for Rubik's cube solving being gendered?
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEVAR 4GET
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New CHVRCHES! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
youtube.com
CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video) (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know we have fat bear week but when do we get fat raccoon week?
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm assuming the ai harry potter doomsday cult thing is a roko's basilisk situation, not a holy shit ai datacenters are going to be a final nail in the environment's coffin let's not build them one?
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Zuckerberg really decided to speedrun fucking up all the work John Waters did to rehabilitate the word 'pervert'
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can't fool me. That's Scarlett Johansson, the most prominent Asian actor in America
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/09/2026
"These fringe upstarts are speaking unabashedly about our country’s crushing affordability crisis and utter lack of a social safety net. That’s the kind of frank, uncompromising honesty that scares independent voters away." buff.ly/tt1slzK
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These Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose
“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher...
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nevar 4get
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday reminder. You can hoe much harder. I believe in you
Anime frame of woman working in field captioned "You won't get anything done hoeing like that"
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fake ass aces... I know these planes be fucking
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know it isn't very likely but holy fuck do I hope @chucktingle.bsky.social and @chuckpalahniuk.bsky.social are the same person
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
from last night: Olivia Rodrigo and Stevie Nicks, "Landslide," from Rodrigo's inaugural Daisy Chain Fields Music Festival which raised $20M for groups including Planned Parenthood, National Network of Abortion Funds, Girls Inc., the National Domestic Violence Hotline, and Indigenous Women Rising.
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Stevie Nicks feat. Olivia Rodrigo — Landslide (Live at Daisy Chain Fields 08.29.26)
YouTube video by FoxieGaspie
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
they should make a horror movie where a guy accidentally gets into a machine with a fly, and the movie follows the fly as he slowly becomes human and is forced by the hand of capital to get a job, crying when he can't remember the last time he rubbed his hands together while standing on a windowsill
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't know if I've ever wanted anything more in my entire life
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The problem with being a queer goth woman is that nobody can distinguish when you're in mourning and an average Thursday. So to every rando man who asked me when the funeral was (and then probably informed me how much prettier I'd be if I smiled), today motherfucker, the funeral is today
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The copy on this story is so good. I keep thinking about it.
theonion.com
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
THE HEAVENS—Her heart breaking when she discovered the Almighty fumbling over the most basic words on the page in front of Him, country music icon and noted humanitarian Dolly Parton was reportedly tr...
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
OG Akira slide
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm sure Taylor Swift has put out some sort of public statement about how inspirational Dolly Parton was, and somebody should let her know it's not too late to voluntarily not be a billionaire
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This dickbag telling me I shouldn't be taking my antidepressants is all the encouragement I need to remember to take them
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
😆😆😆
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Tim Curry being dead while Mitch McConnell (allegedly) lives is proof that a kind and loving god isn't real
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is the inverse of Reagan getting railed by Hitler in hell
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Have you met, you know, regular alcohol bars?
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's real weird that I saw Rocky Horror Show (as in Broadway, not the movie) last week given Tim Curry. I can only imagine what the performance was like last night
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm going to run for public office under the banner of taking away shock gloves from pigs and redistributing them to the kink community
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why does Natalie Harp look like a villain from The Boys (other than that she could easily be a villain from The Boys)?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
mozart's advice
Wait, y’all got drum
machines, but you
still listen to
people play my
old sheet music?
No offense, but
did you ever hear
an 808 clap? You
don’t even need a
real 808. Just use
the one in Ableton
Live. It’s fine. That’s
what we do in heaven.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Get rekt idiots
Bitcoin depot
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social you know what you did
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ive heard about a rerelease of a similar story. but we all know I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND is the science fiction classic everyone is talkin about
cover of I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND featuring i blob buckaroo on the left and a shirtless PM on the right
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