Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijuKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20hWe’ll be right back. 451644212
Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijuMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 5hHAMLET Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell, I fall a-cursing, like a very drab, a scullion! OATES A scullion, woo, scullion, whoa-oh. buff.ly/9ZbqT4Abuff.lyRosencrantz and Guildenstern and Hall and OatesQUEEN GERTRUDE (places her hand on HALL’s chest) Stay, you lion-maned pair, tell me Of your distant City of Brotherly Love, That we may, as they say, get to ... 04111
Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijuGreenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA 124119854361
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ok but I've seen nin live a few times and while calling them industrial is generous at best, holy shit do they put on an amazing show. Like nin is still good, you just have to acknowledge what they are and aren't 000
Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijuSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 10/10/2026What Derek Chauvin did to George Floyd was a public extrajudicial execution. Keep that in mind when you say we haven't had a public execution since 1936. We have, actually. Many times. They're called police murders. 141789583
Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijuIt’s the Great Pumpkin, Annaham! @annaham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026YES 0113
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's more the converse where if I DO see it I'm less annoyed about the situation. Like I can simultaneously acknowledge that kids exist, be annoyed (and keep it to myself) when they're inconsiderate, and relieved when parents make an effort to not make it everyone's problem 010
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't really care about the kids themselves and it's more about parents who don't make any effort to impart to the kids that they should try to be aware of the people around them. If the parents at least tried to get the kids to not be obnoxious, whatever, they're kids, it be like that sometimes 110
Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijuWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me. 12074211893
Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijuRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026fraggle rock coordinates 825357
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I DO appreciate a man wearing eyeliner. Tell me more 010
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Let me know how that works out for you 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The quarantine tents at the end of ET terrified me! 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It is wild to me that somebody saw the Crow and thought it was a "superhero film". The protagonist is a zombie getting revenge for his fiance getting murdered. There are no heroes in this movie! Like... I'm not saying he wasn't justified but that doesn't make him a hero! 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most of the young trans people I've known have had a pretty busy schedule of trying not to die and not a lot of time left over for worrying about their ranking in any sport 010
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's like the opposite of the asshole ostrich videos! 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think our Santacon problem might fix itself! 0101
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As if it isn't already the boring version of Times Square! But also, bring back the Irish portal but put it in the middle of a cyclotron! 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The second half of this is basically why I tried to learn french. Because this is the kind of badassery that is like 10x better with a French accent 021
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026May anyone who uses this get the results they deserve 010
Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijuEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695773413
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Are... we just not going to talk about world records for Rubik's cube solving being gendered? 010
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You're even allowed to ask for it! I have zero shame in messaging friends and being like "I have zero executive function and managed to accomplish basic quality of life tasks, please praise me". I did it yesterday! 010
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I AM GOING TO KATAMARI THE WHOLE STORE 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Will this make the frog water more or less gay tho? 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Also, everybody on SSRIs because everything is awful so why even bother 030
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026New CHVRCHES! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...youtube.comCHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video) (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO 010
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In retrospect, were the Florida public education system not involved I'd be astonished that I was shown this in its entirety in my high school Latin class 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I know we have fat bear week but when do we get fat raccoon week? 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Please give us Ronald McDonald doing the "I have a very particular set of skills" speech 010
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I almost said I don't want to spend multiple hours on a plane with a coke-addicted duck, but on immediate reconsideration realized there is almost nothing I want more. Also probably just Howard the Duck 010
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026How is he so red? Does he actively have measles? 100
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'd argue that they're silent in large part because people who object to a militarized police force descended from slave catchers don't apply, aren't hired, or are forced out in the wildly unlikely case that they clear the first two situations and go against barely unstated policy of slavery 2.0 020
Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijuAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026True story. 166155113042
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Trans issues always boil down to the right hating women. Either its trans women "abandoning being male" which is essentially heresy to them or in the unlikely case that they even think about trans men, they view it as "women need to know their place (i.e. kitchen or natal ward)" 030
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Some of us were playing for step on me giant dracula mommy 030
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026youtu.be/awmk7c2YN7k?...youtu.beSpongmonkey Compilation!YouTube video by PigHunterExtreme // NerdPorks 0110
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm assuming the ai harry potter doomsday cult thing is a roko's basilisk situation, not a holy shit ai datacenters are going to be a final nail in the environment's coffin let's not build them one? 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Like don't mistake me, I'm firmly on team let your freak flag fly, but maybe the midpoint between a 14 year old girl and a syphilis-ridden marsupial isn't it 010
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You KNOW somebody out there trying to hit this from behind 110
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He had to choose between using his last non-stroked-out neurons for bigot shit or basic motor control and we all know it was a literal no-brainer for him 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Zuckerberg really decided to speedrun fucking up all the work John Waters did to rehabilitate the word 'pervert' 000
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You're not making facism look better, you're making Christianity look even worse 000
Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijusexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You can't fool me. That's Scarlett Johansson, the most prominent Asian actor in America 2368
Reposted by Clifford the big red kaijuMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/09/2026"These fringe upstarts are speaking unabashedly about our country’s crushing affordability crisis and utter lack of a social safety net. That’s the kind of frank, uncompromising honesty that scares independent voters away." buff.ly/tt1slzKmcsweeneys.netThese Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher... 18924
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am only disappointed it didn't happen at Riis 010
Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How dare you disparage ass like that! 020