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Clifford the big red kaiju

@chonktingle.bsky.social
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Queer goth woman. NOT the world's best author of "Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt" but am a fan. Hence the name.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20h
We’ll be right back.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 5h
HAMLET Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell, I fall a-cursing, like a very drab, a scullion! OATES A scullion, woo, scullion, whoa-oh. buff.ly/9ZbqT4A
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Hall and Oates
QUEEN GERTRUDE (places her hand on HALL’s chest) Stay, you lion-maned pair, tell me Of your distant City of Brotherly Love, That we may, as they say, get to ...
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok but I've seen nin live a few times and while calling them industrial is generous at best, holy shit do they put on an amazing show. Like nin is still good, you just have to acknowledge what they are and aren't
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 10/10/2026
What Derek Chauvin did to George Floyd was a public extrajudicial execution. Keep that in mind when you say we haven't had a public execution since 1936. We have, actually. Many times. They're called police murders.
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It’s the Great Pumpkin, Annaham! @annaham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YES
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's more the converse where if I DO see it I'm less annoyed about the situation. Like I can simultaneously acknowledge that kids exist, be annoyed (and keep it to myself) when they're inconsiderate, and relieved when parents make an effort to not make it everyone's problem
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't really care about the kids themselves and it's more about parents who don't make any effort to impart to the kids that they should try to be aware of the people around them. If the parents at least tried to get the kids to not be obnoxious, whatever, they're kids, it be like that sometimes
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fraggle rock coordinates
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I DO appreciate a man wearing eyeliner. Tell me more
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let me know how that works out for you
Subway banner ad reading "The new standard in corporate law.  The first AI law firm"
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The quarantine tents at the end of ET terrified me!
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is wild to me that somebody saw the Crow and thought it was a "superhero film". The protagonist is a zombie getting revenge for his fiance getting murdered. There are no heroes in this movie! Like... I'm not saying he wasn't justified but that doesn't make him a hero!
Wikipedia page for The Crow: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack that starts with "The soundtrack to the superhero film The Crow was released in 1994."
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most things are edible once
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most of the young trans people I've known have had a pretty busy schedule of trying not to die and not a lot of time left over for worrying about their ranking in any sport
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's like the opposite of the asshole ostrich videos!
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think our Santacon problem might fix itself!
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As if it isn't already the boring version of Times Square! But also, bring back the Irish portal but put it in the middle of a cyclotron!
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The second half of this is basically why I tried to learn french. Because this is the kind of badassery that is like 10x better with a French accent
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
May anyone who uses this get the results they deserve
Bus ad for an AI law firm
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are... we just not going to talk about world records for Rubik's cube solving being gendered?
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEVAR 4GET
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You're even allowed to ask for it! I have zero shame in messaging friends and being like "I have zero executive function and managed to accomplish basic quality of life tasks, please praise me". I did it yesterday!
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I AM GOING TO KATAMARI THE WHOLE STORE
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Will this make the frog water more or less gay tho?
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also, everybody on SSRIs because everything is awful so why even bother
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New CHVRCHES! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
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CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video) (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In retrospect, were the Florida public education system not involved I'd be astonished that I was shown this in its entirety in my high school Latin class
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know we have fat bear week but when do we get fat raccoon week?
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please give us Ronald McDonald doing the "I have a very particular set of skills" speech
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I almost said I don't want to spend multiple hours on a plane with a coke-addicted duck, but on immediate reconsideration realized there is almost nothing I want more. Also probably just Howard the Duck
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How is he so red? Does he actively have measles?
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd argue that they're silent in large part because people who object to a militarized police force descended from slave catchers don't apply, aren't hired, or are forced out in the wildly unlikely case that they clear the first two situations and go against barely unstated policy of slavery 2.0
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trans issues always boil down to the right hating women. Either its trans women "abandoning being male" which is essentially heresy to them or in the unlikely case that they even think about trans men, they view it as "women need to know their place (i.e. kitchen or natal ward)"
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She got hit by Stuno
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some of us were playing for step on me giant dracula mommy
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
youtu.be/awmk7c2YN7k?...
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Spongmonkey Compilation!
YouTube video by PigHunterExtreme // NerdPorks
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm assuming the ai harry potter doomsday cult thing is a roko's basilisk situation, not a holy shit ai datacenters are going to be a final nail in the environment's coffin let's not build them one?
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Like don't mistake me, I'm firmly on team let your freak flag fly, but maybe the midpoint between a 14 year old girl and a syphilis-ridden marsupial isn't it
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You KNOW somebody out there trying to hit this from behind
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He had to choose between using his last non-stroked-out neurons for bigot shit or basic motor control and we all know it was a literal no-brainer for him
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Zuckerberg really decided to speedrun fucking up all the work John Waters did to rehabilitate the word 'pervert'
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You're not making facism look better, you're making Christianity look even worse
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can't fool me. That's Scarlett Johansson, the most prominent Asian actor in America
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/09/2026
"These fringe upstarts are speaking unabashedly about our country’s crushing affordability crisis and utter lack of a social safety net. That’s the kind of frank, uncompromising honesty that scares independent voters away." buff.ly/tt1slzK
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These Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose
“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher...
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am only disappointed it didn't happen at Riis
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Clifford the big red kaiju @chonktingle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How dare you disparage ass like that!
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