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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are 4 active duty and 1 reserve SEAL teams in San Diego. Hey guys, the CINC wants you dead.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
theonion.com/americans-fo...
theonion.com
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust
WASHINGTON—As they reminisced 20 years later about a devastating and historic national tragedy, Americans reportedly took note Saturday of how the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were the last time the cou...
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Physics @physics.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Physics isn't a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money." - Leon M. Lederman
Historical portrait or image accompanying a physics quote attributed to Leon M. Lederman.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“I started playing in the kitchen with knives today.” — President Donald Trump
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Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the ...
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No peace until the ballroom is in pieces.
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Fun For All Ages with Frank Santopadre! @funforallages.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#FFAA #NationalPotatoDay #DeluxeFuxley #CrisShapan
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@funforallages.bsky.social
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Remember, many of the cities with Flock cameras also have microphone systems to locate gunfire. So do not shoot the Flock cameras with firearms. Use a crossbow.
static.klipy.com
The More You Know
ALT: The More You Know
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Shut up, Baldy. bsky.app/profile/peip...
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham may be the most cowardly politician the US has ever produced. I’d piss on his grave, given the chance.
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iwillkeepthefaith.bsky.social @iwillkeepthefaith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This sounds way better 👇👇👇
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026
“Following a thorough review, the EPA has found that napalm, with its ability to burn at temperatures exceeding 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, is highly effective for both weed management and pest control,” said Administrator Lee Zeldin
theonion.com
EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide
WASHINGTON—Saying they saw no reason to limit any potential agricultural use of the flammable combination of gelling agents and gasoline, officials at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency approved...
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The last time the Germans beat someone this badly their team captain was Erwin Rommel. #WorldCup
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
In impassioned plea to UN Security Council, Pat Benatar denounces use of sex as weapon. youtu.be/Icq0LlvtEy0?...
youtu.be
Pat Benatar - Sex As A Weapon
YouTube video by PatBenatarVEVO
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Absolutely NO LIES TOLD....
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Blessed are the cheesemakers?
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Ocean’s Eleven?
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Movie idea: "The Sixth Sense" meets "The Fifth Element"
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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Good News: The International Court of Justice has declared it has jurisdiction to put Israel on trial. Official legal ruling issued. Court asserts authority to proceed. Also: Italian Prime Minister Meloni announces suspension of military cooperation and defense agreements with Israel.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
How does she speak without Waylon Flowers behind her?
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
All of Us Should Be Able To Agree With This…..
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Ribbentrop was hanged for Crimes Against Peace in 1946. It’s that kind of crime.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
After Drumpf is gone, his servants must spend the rest of their lives hearing how stupid and cowardly they are.
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Dona Dickinson @donadickinson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We heard the meaningless rambling of a confused, dementia ridden old man last night. He is unfit to lead this country. He must resign or be removed. He’s destroying US society & economy and our allies’. He *must* resign or be removed.
Activists hold sign UNFIT
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
“I’ve been hit on the head a few times.” — Jack Ruby
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That was Latino Maximo.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
www.ms.now/opinion/minn...
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Opinion | I'm a Minneapolis sociologist who studies violence. Here's how ICE observers are helping.
Research into how violence occurs shows that disapproval from the people around you can help reduce it.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Potatoes are cheap, and ICE vehicle tailpipes are plentiful.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Bill Clinton has the power to do the funniest, most epic thing right now.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Chupacabra attack!
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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"a kind of celebration of ignorance"
Sagan quote from "The Demon-Haunted World"
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/10/2025
We went from taking out terrorists to terrorizing hotel staff. What a downgrade. Are we great yet?
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
@nevernotfunny.com bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne... Up top, my Bruthuh.
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'No Kings' protests to be held in 69 Minnesota cities this weekend
An estimated 2,500 rallies will take place nationwide on Saturday.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
House Dems, please replace this wimp with Jasmine Crockett.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
How can I buy life insurance on Nick Fuentes? Asking for me.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
“I never thought the leopards would shoot ME in the neck.”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Harvard can't use someone's race to decide if they are going to be a student, but ICE can use a student's race to decide if they are going to detain/incarcerate them. According to the Supreme Court, race can only be a factor if you want hurt, not help, someone.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2025
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
It’s Opera in the Park day in San Francisco.
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Chicago keeping art alive:
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Democide – it's here, and it's getting worse.
Democide is the intentional killing of people
by their own government,
a term coined by R. J. Rummel
to encompass various forms of state-sponsored mass murder, such as executions, forced labor deaths,
killings in concentration camps,
and deaths from deliberate famines.
Rummel, a Holocaust historian and statistician,
created the term to include government-sanctioned murders not covered by the term "genocide"
and to highlight how democide surpassed war
as the leading cause of non-natural death in the 20th century.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
A coyote at Stanford? He must be very wily indeed.
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 09/08/2025
How Stanley Kubrick’s film “Dr. Strangelove” exposed dangers inherent in nuclear command-and-control systems.
newyorker.com
Almost Everything in “Dr. Strangelove” Was True
How Stanley Kubrick’s film “Dr. Strangelove” exposed dangers inherent in nuclear command-and-control systems.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Seems fair. www.irishstar.com/news/million...
irishstar.com
Millionaire big game hunter gored to death in ambush by "Black Death" buffalo
The reason behind the buffalo's attack on the trackers remains unclear. Reports indicate it became hostile before charging down the 52 year old
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