Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 14hI don't know why spending hours driving sucks the energy out of me. I spent six hours driving today. Literally just sitting there for six hours keeping the car between the lines and the speed a constant 75mph. Why do I feel like I've spent the day in the heat tilling the field? 290
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 16hSo. Looks like my mom was removed from the Texas voter roll. Even though she voted in 2024. Kicking myself now for not having her check her status earlier. 050
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Coming back from a lunch break errand, I got stuck behind someone driving a UHaul in my complex's parking garage. Deciding to try taking a UHaul to the second floor of a residential parking garage when there's literally an outdoor-accessible cargo elevator across the courtyard is wild. 170
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'll be honest. I still don't know what "trade" means. 1100
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This week had been the longest year of my life. 4290
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Coworker: "Have you ever filed an AES before?' Me: "Yeah, back in my first job I did regularly." Coworker: "So, you remember how to do it?" Me: "I mean, it's been a while, but I think I do." ... does the math on exactly how long a while... Me: "Oh. Fuck." 070
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I appreciate that the official abbreviation for "Duties, Taxes, and Fees" is "DTF". Love dropping that into slides and meetings. 0140
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've spent the last two hours trying to add columns to a report, and this BI software is powerful yet also garbage. 180
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I still can't decide if I could build a full TOS Enterprise bridge if I bought a second Lego set. I feel like I maybe could, but the the Lego has to be reworked a good bit. 170
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fun fact: I threatened HR for years that this was going to be my costume to the office Halloween luncheon. 1100
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You're invited to the Bluesky Halloween party. Show off your costume. 091
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I know history likes to repeat itself, but, damn, it's really shortening up this cycle. 030
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The temperature has been nice enough today that I've had the aircon off since sunrise. Mostly because after the cats came back in from breakfast on the balcony I forgot to turn the aircon back on. 050
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Honestly, at this point, just hand me the damn LeMarchand's Box. I'm gonna open that bad boy up. 170
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Joining the masala dabba are oil bottles and a butter bell. 1160
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Made it to the H-E-B with the mid-morning / pre-church crowd, got my groceries, and got out in 25 minutes. Probably a personal best for this time of the day. 080
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not to sound all Janeway, I really need a coffee machine because sitting out here in my underwear, watching the light rain, and enjoying finally having some fall weather could only be perfected by having a mug of coffee. 1170
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Friendship ended with the gays. Now 7-Eleven is my best friend. 0110
Reposted by Chris 🚀🌌Oz Bueno @justosgood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Never Forget...It's October 3rd. 05222
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Know what I really miss a lot? So much so that there's a void in my heart that will never be filled? Ben & Jerry's Mission to Marzipan. 060
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rolled out of bed and right into work. At least we are finally getting decent rain and a great temperature drop. 1330
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"It is illegal to sell a kidney in the United States and almost every other country in the world. Under the National Organ Transplant Act of 1984 (NOTA), criminal penalties for buying or selling human organs include hefty fines and up to five years in federal prison." Well, shit. Time for Plan B. 0100
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just commented to a content creator that I looked forward to seeing her space videos in my feed because she's "a hoot", and suddenly I feel like...static.klipy.comAgingALT: Aging 090
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I really hope that this weather forecast is accurate because, god damn, Dallas, the weather this summer has been unbearable. Never thought the last few days of being in the mid-90s would feel so refreshing. 1100
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There needs to be an app like the hook-up apps but it's only for finding friends near you. Like, who in my apartment complex wants to meet for coffee in the lounge at 8am on Sunday? Oh, Gabrielle in Apt 437 is a good match. 0160
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh, to go back to 2009 knowing then what I know now and just completely sending myself on a different trajectory. 1110
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What I'm bringing to the job interview.static.klipy.comCute Parakeet Walks Away From ExplosionALT: Cute Parakeet Walks Away From Explosion 050
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So, the question is obvious. Take those five steps easy or take one giant leap to the finish line? 050
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think I'm like five steps away from being a recluse. 040
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Bad enough I get a 4:00am to 5:30am wake-up call from the cats demanding breakfast, but one of them now wants to eat her breakfast on the balcony. 091
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My level of "walking disaster" is going to be at its zenith today, so watch out! 2190
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wonder how long I can survive on eating a 12 oz can of peas and carrots, an 8 oz bag of hot chips, and a quarter pound of shredded mozzarella cheese a day. 080
Reposted by Chris 🚀🌌Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Path To Ruin 6”x6” Oil on cradled wood panel 257888
Reposted by Chris 🚀🌌Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75262659845
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Smmliwly making more progress getting Lego sets unpacked and rebuilt. So far, three missing pieces from this batch. 1110
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The best shredded cheese to snack on at 2am like the little nocturnal, insomniac gremlin you are is mozzarella. 1130
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The best Starfleet uniforms ever created were the Monster Maroons and other TOS movie-era (post-TWoK) uniforms. 020
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nuts don't belong in ice cream. There's no reason anything crunchy should be in smooth and silky ice cream. 381
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Happy Tuesday. Or as it already is shaping up to be, Monday 2: The Revenge. 1491
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Might be the closest to a perfect omelette I've ever made. Turkey, potato, jalapeño, and cheese. Served with creamy salsa verde. Only one small tear getting it flipped. 0140
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Saw Halloween candy at the store, and I was like, "Isn't it early for Halloween stuff already? I thought Christmas was bad." Then I remembered we are halfway through September. 190
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Back home after two days at my sister's house helping my mom sort through all the boxes, belongings, and furniture she brought when she moved in with my sister and her kids three months ago. Made great progress. Storage shed is done. Garage is probably a third of the way done. 1120
Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 10/09/20263am thoughts. And an alarm that's set to go off at 6:30am. 1120