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Chris 🚀🌌

@cavalieradastra.bsky.social
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Cavalier ad Astra | DFW | Aries | Bi | 40s | Cat fancier | Erotic friendfiction writer | Disorganized memelord | Incorrigible flirt | Emotional trainwreck | Kitchen alchemist | Lego | Sci-Fi

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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 14h
I don't know why spending hours driving sucks the energy out of me. I spent six hours driving today. Literally just sitting there for six hours keeping the car between the lines and the speed a constant 75mph. Why do I feel like I've spent the day in the heat tilling the field?
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 16h
Road tripped.
Car selfie
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 16h
So. Looks like my mom was removed from the Texas voter roll. Even though she voted in 2024. Kicking myself now for not having her check her status earlier.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Road trippin'.
Car selfie
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Coming back from a lunch break errand, I got stuck behind someone driving a UHaul in my complex's parking garage. Deciding to try taking a UHaul to the second floor of a residential parking garage when there's literally an outdoor-accessible cargo elevator across the courtyard is wild.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'll be honest. I still don't know what "trade" means.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We made it to Friday. Mostly.
Selfie
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This week had been the longest year of my life.
Selfie
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Coworker: "Have you ever filed an AES before?' Me: "Yeah, back in my first job I did regularly." Coworker: "So, you remember how to do it?" Me: "I mean, it's been a while, but I think I do." ... does the math on exactly how long a while... Me: "Oh. Fuck."
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I appreciate that the official abbreviation for "Duties, Taxes, and Fees" is "DTF". Love dropping that into slides and meetings.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've spent the last two hours trying to add columns to a report, and this BI software is powerful yet also garbage.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I still can't decide if I could build a full TOS Enterprise bridge if I bought a second Lego set. I feel like I maybe could, but the the Lego has to be reworked a good bit.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fun fact: I threatened HR for years that this was going to be my costume to the office Halloween luncheon.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're invited to the Bluesky Halloween party. Show off your costume.
Gay unicorn man.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know history likes to repeat itself, but, damn, it's really shortening up this cycle.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The temperature has been nice enough today that I've had the aircon off since sunrise. Mostly because after the cats came back in from breakfast on the balcony I forgot to turn the aircon back on.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly, at this point, just hand me the damn LeMarchand's Box. I'm gonna open that bad boy up.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Joining the masala dabba are oil bottles and a butter bell.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Made it to the H-E-B with the mid-morning / pre-church crowd, got my groceries, and got out in 25 minutes. Probably a personal best for this time of the day.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not to sound all Janeway, I really need a coffee machine because sitting out here in my underwear, watching the light rain, and enjoying finally having some fall weather could only be perfected by having a mug of coffee.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sup, bitches? (You're "bitches")
SelfieFinally some good fucking weather.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No cheating: post your lock screen.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friendship ended with the gays. Now 7-Eleven is my best friend.
The old, rainbow-style Christmas lights on my balcony railing.The new 7-Eleven inspired Christmas lights on my balcony railing.
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Oz Bueno @justosgood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never Forget...It's October 3rd.
Means Girls but use FMAMeans Girls but use FMAMeans Girls but use FMAMeans Girls but use FMA
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Know what I really miss a lot? So much so that there's a void in my heart that will never be filled? Ben & Jerry's Mission to Marzipan.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rolled out of bed and right into work. At least we are finally getting decent rain and a great temperature drop.
Selfie
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"It is illegal to sell a kidney in the United States and almost every other country in the world. Under the National Organ Transplant Act of 1984 (NOTA), criminal penalties for buying or selling human organs include hefty fines and up to five years in federal prison." Well, shit. Time for Plan B.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just commented to a content creator that I looked forward to seeing her space videos in my feed because she's "a hoot", and suddenly I feel like...
static.klipy.com
Aging
ALT: Aging
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really hope that this weather forecast is accurate because, god damn, Dallas, the weather this summer has been unbearable. Never thought the last few days of being in the mid-90s would feel so refreshing.
Weather forecast showing rain and a cold front.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There needs to be an app like the hook-up apps but it's only for finding friends near you. Like, who in my apartment complex wants to meet for coffee in the lounge at 8am on Sunday? Oh, Gabrielle in Apt 437 is a good match.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, to go back to 2009 knowing then what I know now and just completely sending myself on a different trajectory.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What I'm bringing to the job interview.
static.klipy.com
Cute Parakeet Walks Away From Explosion
ALT: Cute Parakeet Walks Away From Explosion
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, the question is obvious. Take those five steps easy or take one giant leap to the finish line?
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I'm like five steps away from being a recluse.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bad enough I get a 4:00am to 5:30am wake-up call from the cats demanding breakfast, but one of them now wants to eat her breakfast on the balcony.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My level of "walking disaster" is going to be at its zenith today, so watch out!
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wonder how long I can survive on eating a 12 oz can of peas and carrots, an 8 oz bag of hot chips, and a quarter pound of shredded mozzarella cheese a day.
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Path To Ruin 6”x6” Oil on cradled wood panel
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Smmliwly making more progress getting Lego sets unpacked and rebuilt. So far, three missing pieces from this batch.
Lego setsLego sets.Lego sets.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The best shredded cheese to snack on at 2am like the little nocturnal, insomniac gremlin you are is mozzarella.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The best Starfleet uniforms ever created were the Monster Maroons and other TOS movie-era (post-TWoK) uniforms.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nuts don't belong in ice cream. There's no reason anything crunchy should be in smooth and silky ice cream.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Tuesday. Or as it already is shaping up to be, Monday 2: The Revenge.
Selfie
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Might be the closest to a perfect omelette I've ever made. Turkey, potato, jalapeño, and cheese. Served with creamy salsa verde. Only one small tear getting it flipped.
Omelette.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saw Halloween candy at the store, and I was like, "Isn't it early for Halloween stuff already? I thought Christmas was bad." Then I remembered we are halfway through September.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Back home after two days at my sister's house helping my mom sort through all the boxes, belongings, and furniture she brought when she moved in with my sister and her kids three months ago. Made great progress. Storage shed is done. Garage is probably a third of the way done.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And now a cat that keeps biting my toes.
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Chris 🚀🌌 @cavalieradastra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
3am thoughts. And an alarm that's set to go off at 6:30am.
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