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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 26m
Hegseth.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 28m
To be expected from the Kandy Korn Kaiser.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 20h
What if you are in the UK?
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Charger. Less computing power than your cell phone charger.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is a super pro-labor children’s book. bookshop.org/p/books/clic...
bookshop.org
Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type
The quirky, hilarious farmyard tale that started it all from New York Times bestselling duo of Doreen Cronin and Betsy Lewin! Now the inspiration for a new Christmas special, CLICK, CLACK, MOO: Christ...
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are 4 active duty and 1 reserve SEAL teams in San Diego. Hey guys, the CINC wants you dead.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guillotines. Show me guillotines.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A vaccine exists. It is an mRNA vaccine. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40279638/
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Judging by Mrs. Kirk, he did Charlie a favor as well.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only one Bimbofier per marriage, just like Moloch commanded.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why I have my Brain Tumor List. If I ever get a terminal ailment the List goes live and I start my final public service. But as long as my life doesn't get as bad or as short as it would with a brain tumor, then I have too much to lose and the Listed can rest easy, from me at least.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had friends who worked at Mustard’s Grill in the 80s. Apparently, Palmer rolled up in a limo with the dancers (or others who were dressed as such).
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching him verbally abuse Lou was just <Chef’s Kiss>.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or any traveling violation rules.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
content.time.com/time/special...
content.time.com
Person of the Year: A Photo History - TIME
A politically active Shi'ite cleric, Khomeini was an outspoken critic of the Shah of Iran's Western-influenced policies and was exiled to Iraq for 14 years before moving to France, where he continued....
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Her case was made for Jury Nullification.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, fellating the Kandy Korn Kaiser. Got it.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Engender justified hatred.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You call it old. But truthfully, "He was givin' him the business down there" will NEVER get old. It's up there with the Deacon Jones Head Slap.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That is exactly one Scaramucci
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bryan Ferry from Babylon Berlin? Outstanding!
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember kids, it’s not a Crisis of Faith. It’s an Opportunity for Reason.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I see James Woods.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ha! I just unsubscribed last month. 😃
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It should be part of the eventual peace deal that the US turn over our senior war criminals to Iran.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is she 40?
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is that a Chagall?
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sounds like he can't afford to play golf.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
theonion.com/americans-fo...
theonion.com
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust
WASHINGTON—As they reminisced 20 years later about a devastating and historic national tragedy, Americans reportedly took note Saturday of how the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were the last time the cou...
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He’s famous for his self-restraint.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Those boys was just havin’ fun.” Probably.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stoned Delivery Guy Affirms Shit and Poo Still Stinky.
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Physics @physics.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Physics isn't a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money." - Leon M. Lederman
Historical portrait or image accompanying a physics quote attributed to Leon M. Lederman.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve never been able to watch that film. Cowboys creep me out.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An Englishman visits the desert. He makes some friends and some enemies.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“I started playing in the kitchen with knives today.” — President Donald Trump
theonion.com
Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the ...
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No peace until the ballroom is in pieces.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
100%.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think she (gasp!) lied to you, Peter.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
CSNY, etc.
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Fun For All Ages with Frank Santopadre! @funforallages.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#FFAA #NationalPotatoDay #DeluxeFuxley #CrisShapan
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Boris Spassky???
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Assuming one can get other data from a success, yes.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why not! She certainly can’t.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@funforallages.bsky.social
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That’s got to make navigation difficult.
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Hernandez! @chipslap.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pre-GPS
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