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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 1h

she would stop the V1 & V2 threat by simply signing a non agression pact with AH

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Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 6h

Sam buying bigger and bigger bells every time the mayds don’t wake up fast enough is how Big Ben was invented

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Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys.bsky.social · 6h

My wife waked to ring the bell to call up our mayds to the washing, and I was and she angry that our bell did not wake them sooner, but I will get a bigger bell.

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 13h

This will definitely help overcome fears that Reform don't look like a credible party of government.

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London & Southeast🔅 @thesnowdreamer.bsky.social · 14h

Today’s high temps the 24.2C at Heathrow is +6.7C above recent 30-year average for October 5th. The July average max is 23.9C!

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 16h

little cycle trip for tomoz, home to a nice cafe near the river, London Wetlands (i get a concesionary ticket), battersea park, home

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 20h

bravo, take the rest of the day off

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Pip Kazan @pipkazan.bsky.social · 20h

She's more of a Meowist, like Comrade Hoxa.

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 23h

Lack Secure parking in general is why I don’t use my bike for a lot of journeys. Considering a Brompton but spendy

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

build a faux gift shop near a door so the malevolent spirts are led away

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I rewatched the whole lot recently. Still peerless tv history doc. The not so repentant ‘ex’ nazis interviews still make me want to climb inside the tv and punch them in the face. Albert Speer an especially slimy prick

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I immediately thought “hmm, not had ossobuco for ages”

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What’s in all the little pouches? Rolling backy? Swiss Army knife? Phone? Keys? He’s basically yer da

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Bob From Brockley @bobfrombrockley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Solidarity with Jewish Green Party members feeling beleaguered (Zionism is racism motion passed. 1022 to 813, 55%)

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

thats not a cat, its a small hippo

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

but will retain the Triple Lock..... and i have a bridge to sell you

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David Firn @davidfirn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Tycho monolith from 2001 a space odyssey

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the big nobs getting their bins sorted i see? 😠

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

100% maximising its own pleasure and fuck everyone else, this is why they are excellent

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

all local politics is "when is bins?"

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Idris Elba went a bit Centrist Dad, but he IS Idris Elba so could pull it off

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i did a loop in one of these at 14 when i was in the cadets, didnt involve contact with the ground thankfully

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i reckon about 20% of men reckon the could land a plane and take a point off Serena Williams

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Too antisemitic for Chris Williamson

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

trolls digging for gold, or is that dwarves? one of the other though

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

1.40 for a beefsteak Tom in sainsbo so prices are mad but anyway….

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hang on, I’ve just paid £2.11 for a (one) tomato. It was a big tomato and apparently very virtuous but fuck me im going to be a little more discerning in future

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

good piece, is there an small error here? "few, for instance, gave Churchill much of a chance in 1945" WC lost in '45, did you mean 1951?

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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

End of an era in Woolwich

A couple of guys removing the signage from a WImpy restaurant

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Makes sense. Then Tories/Reform either have to back it in an election or be quizzed on what they'll cut to pay for it.

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

interesting, thanks. i'm very pro rejoining but i'm not clear on the euro question, wheter there is a nod and wink so we commit but postpone. not sure that will fly with the current members

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Steve Chambers @planningtransport.co.uk · 02/10/2026

"The explosion damaged a nearby wall, front porch, shed and Wendy house." What an absolute waste of space of a person.

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i give it two hours before Robert Jenrick calls for him to be pardoned and given a nighthood

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Need to introduce the giant Russian vine rabbit that mostly just eats that vine. Should be ok (10 yrs later have to introduce the giant Russian vine rabbit fox)

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I do t know enough about economics but if euro countries end up bailing out France will that increase or decrease the appetite for the U.K. to rejoin with a strong commitment to adopt the euro?

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Vicky Foxcroft MP @vickyfoxcroftmp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sammy has some strong views on fireworks... 🐶🎆 The Gov is consulting on proposed changes to fireworks and pyrotechnics regulations. Have your say before the consultation closes at 11:59pm on 7 October 2026. ⬇️ www.gov.uk/government/consultations…

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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s all kicking off at Deptford market!

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