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@chimpman.bsky.social
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 20h
evening...
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Meanwhile, in Lambeth....
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Getting to rides in while the weather is nice
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s a travesty that peacemaker *checks notes* President Donald Trump, didn’t receive the Nobel peace prize
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anyone had their crack stitched? (It’s where you grout in stainless steel ties to stabilise it. Any recos? Cc @rhymerrigby.bsky.social @richardelliot.bsky.social
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah, the 7:30am breakfast cider. The foundation for a days nutrition
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Syvia Syms in Ice Cold in Alex, yes please!
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No time for scritches, important cat biz to attend too.
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I went for leggings and a log sleeved top for my cycle today. Mind you it’s quite warm now.
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kicker at the end
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Birbs
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
little cycle trip for tomoz, home to a nice cafe near the river, London Wetlands (i get a concesionary ticket), battersea park, home
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I immediately thought “hmm, not had ossobuco for ages”
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
but will retain the Triple Lock..... and i have a bridge to sell you
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idris Elba went a bit Centrist Dad, but he IS Idris Elba so could pull it off
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i did a loop in one of these at 14 when i was in the cadets, didnt involve contact with the ground thankfully
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s all kicking off at Deptford market!
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
takes a bit of a swerve at the end....
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dont do it Buzz!
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
looks like someones looking for a new home.....
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no idea of the details or if this is just window dressing but TfL will be all over this www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@rhymerrigby.bsky.social @richardelliot.bsky.social phew.....
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I assume they’re terribly posh but I guess I could be wrong
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Putney….
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bugger, The Dynamo has closed for good ( @davidfirn.bsky.social @londoncycling.bsky.social )
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Andy B working out how to play this one
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a fracture in spacetime i expect Neil will cover that in the appropriate chapter
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
paging @showerabsolute.bsky.social , the most hetrosexual sport since that beach vollyball scene in Top Gun may be on its way to the UK
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad this local beauty has decided to adopt my garden. A better class than the rough looking moggies I usually get
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OK I guess.
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope I get a mention @transpontine.bsky.social
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
May put this on my linkdin profile
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
as well as being nasty she really is breathtakingly stupid, always has been
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
straight to the good stuff
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
would be a shame if Jack Hawkins rammed Tommos boat
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“I knew Jonny Meatball, he’s the meatball king!”
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mate those frogs are beyond you, While E Coyote vs Roadrunner energy.
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
whos that behind you?
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big bird near Brighton…🦅
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big floof accepting scritches, as soon as I get the phone out it fucks off. In Witness protection?
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@binanimals.bsky.social
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I sometimes wish for a pro development dictatorship for like five years as a treat
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Most #PeakGuardian review of their other branch @rhymerrigby.bsky.social @richardelliot.bsky.social
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
second time i've deployed this in the last week. literally beyond satire
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
probably just a normal citizen with legitimate concerns trying to protect our women and children
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