chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 9hAyatollah Hesgeth, these guys have much more in common with Iran than they think 000
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 11hBut I thought HS2 would wreck teh nature www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comWildlife arrives on time at rewilded chalk grasslands built along HS2 routeThe trains may be running late, but the Western Slopes project is already attracting birds and insects on lands around the high-speed railway 000
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 16hthis.....reform obviosuly want to bin it completly 000
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging. 541024134
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nigella bites as if shes scared her dentures will fly out #GBBO 030
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialScott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 29/09/202610/10. No notes. 036278
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Totally missed the news that ‘Danny Tommo’ will stay banged up until march next year at least! lol etc…. 010
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 29/09/2026Lord give me incremental change, but not today 0328
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comFather Ted Explains Small vs. Far Away CowsALT: Father Ted Explains Small vs. Far Away Cows 000
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@rhymerrigby.bsky.social as we were saying, I had quiet a good financial crisis. Three year pay deal, had a pension already that dropped to essentially zero 110
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026FENTON! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRS...youtube.comJESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOADYouTube video by JAGGL113 020
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 682123697
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026no idea of the details or if this is just window dressing but TfL will be all over this www.theguardian.com/politics/202... 000
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialGavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post. 34719154
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialJason @greedyrunner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"God I'm horny, but I need to get rid of these bits of carpet and old paint tins" [Light bulb] 0312
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialAidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yuge day for American Bluesky, as many are getting their first experience of the quaint and traditional British rural pursuits, "dogging" and "flytipping" 29787155
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One half of Twitter has now transitioned to “ok but these British nationals are the children of immigrants” ofc The other half is still on Mossad false flag, fwiw 13629
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@rhymerrigby.bsky.social @richardelliot.bsky.social phew..... 110
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what a deeply odd story www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comRanulph Fiennes’ stepson appeals for funds to ‘locate and safeguard’ the explorerAlexander Millington-Cotes is concerned for welfare of the 82-year-old, who hasn’t been seen in public for two years 000
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialNeil @neilclasper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Recently-opened vegetarian restaurant in Blackheath has the strapline “Meatless Not Tasteless”, which seems a bit…unambitious. 021
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialBen Winkley, rendered inadmissible @benwinkley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The High Street is dead, they said. And yet in Lewisham.. 5185
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialPip Kazan @pipkazan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Anyway so happy to be back in *good old* Blighty 041
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I assume they’re terribly posh but I guess I could be wrong 000
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bugger, The Dynamo has closed for good ( @davidfirn.bsky.social @londoncycling.bsky.social ) 100
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialDorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The New York Times homepage should have one giant banner reading “The Sopranos Debuted in 1999” until the present crisis passes 923421
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@mikeyashworth.bsky.social a handsome station 110
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026paging @showerabsolute.bsky.social , the most hetrosexual sport since that beach vollyball scene in Top Gun may be on its way to the UK 010
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Glad this local beauty has decided to adopt my garden. A better class than the rough looking moggies I usually get 000
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialPhil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026probably better than the literal Nazi electrician I once had. a lot of suspect comments and then an invoice to pay "aryan contractors ltd". 3112
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hope I get a mention @transpontine.bsky.social 120
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialAlan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Also this surrender agreement was signed in April and replaces a previous 10-year deal with the Atlanta zoo which expired in 2024. It has nothing to do with the Trump-Xi summit. Once again the panda industry has taken everyone and particularly the US for a ride. 2/2 4235
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@binanimals.bsky.social sex work is work intersects with diplomacy 001
Reposted by @chimpman.bsky.socialWill Norman @willnorman.co.uk · 25/09/2026👀London's newest section of Cycleway!! This section of the Cycleway 4 extension - between Gallions Rd & Charlton Church Lane - is due to open this week. We've expanded our network of Cycleways from 90km in 2016 to 450+km today. And cycling across the capital is soaring🚲🚲🚲 316633
chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can confirm Billy’s assessment of the effect of the NASA grade laxatives (everything fine, my colon is in magnificent shape apparently) #LoveNHS youtu.be/nvrzUngEQRw?...youtu.beBilly Connolly - Colonoscopy - World Tour of New ZealandYouTube video by Billy Connolly 010
