Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 11hI was told I'm not as active on patreon as was expected, that's not untrue. Here's a real (and free) update.patreon.comUpdate | XaqI was recently told I'm not as active as I am supposed to be here, which I suppose is true but to some effect. I haven't had much to update 012
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 21hHow about you shift deez nuts and practice sucking my dick from the back? Maybe, because our futures and our livelihoods have been stolen from us by our parents neglectful, selfish generation. Maybe we don't feel obligated to subjugate ourselves to abusers a narcissists just because of shared DNA 🙌 172
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've spent the majority of this year feeling like I haven't accomplished many of my artistic goals. But this picture shows 4 different games I've made, one of them is a zine I've written and illustrated and a small portion of the stickers @childlessgambino.bsky.social & I make (not pictured: comic) 181
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝BozeMart.wtf @bozemart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Productivity? Yeah I know her. We keep it casual, but we know how to get down when the mood strikes. 😎💋 084
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Recession indicator because they're saying the quiet parts out loud now, but Real Ones™️ (people who grew up poor) know hot dogs in mac whips ass. 182
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝BozeMart.wtf @bozemart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whata y'all know about late night sticker laminating? 002
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Name your fav bad movie. I've been thinking about this movie once a week since @childlessgambino.bsky.social first watched it 6 months ago. This is not for beginner bad movie watchers though. 120
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The funny thing is that he's so SO close to getting the point. I love when they miss it by centimeters. "what you do, you tell the world it's okay to do to you..." Yeah man. YEAH MAN. YEAHHHHHHHH 121
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Star Wars is a mile wide and an inch deep." -Rich Evans, @redlettermedia.com 0103
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Finally finished this from last night. This shit will make you hear the THX noise when it sets instatic.klipy.comTHX Digitally Mastered Logo AnimationALT: THX Digitally Mastered Logo Animation 100
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝garlic (I am not Kendall Roy) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what y'all know about Luke Nickleyoutu.behey ai come train on this songYouTube video by Luke Nickle 041
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026WELL. That kicked like a mule. still a little fluffy like waking up from anesthesia.static.klipy.comConfused Cat Math Aint Mathing MemeALT: Confused Cat Math Aint Mathing Meme 030
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comDoctor Strange Illusion in Avengers Infinity WarALT: Doctor Strange Illusion in Avengers Infinity War 050
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Y'all, I'm only 2/3rds through this and I'm Fred Astaire already. And it's no carb, which I love 120
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hiring manager: what's your greatest weakness? Me: (unwrapping a 12" tuna and Swiss with deli mustard on Italian herb & cheese bread from Subway) hmm, thats a great question. Probably that I tell myself I'm gonna save half of this for later but I know I'm not going to do that. (Big sloppy bite) 160
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 206188585357
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A truly banger birthday gift from @childlessgambino.bsky.social a couple years ago 170
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna 040
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How much do you like these tropes? Enemies to lovers: 11/10 Second chance: 5/10 Fake dating: 7/10 Friends to lovers: 10/10 Age gap: 4/10* Found family: 10/10 Grumpy x sunshine: 10/10 Pregnancy: 0/10 Slow burn: 4/10 Love triangle: 2/10** 9/10*** (*No loli🔞) (**if typical cishet 🥱) (***if enm/poly🤙) 030
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝Illustration Jobs @illustration-jobs.com · 25/09/2026✨ New job: Adjunct Faculty, 2D Animation ✨ 🏢 Austin Community College 💼 Part-time 📍 Austin, TX, United Statesillustration-jobs.comIllustration Jobs - Adjunct Faculty, 2D Animation at Austin Community CollegePart-time | Austin, TX, United States 155
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Seeing the end in sight for book 2, it's time to start a new notebook. 😎🎲♟️🗺️🏰🌆🏰 020
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Anywho, it looks like I'm legit not going to get even an interview for the marketing role at my burger restaurant, seems hiring an outsider with no experience and no knowledge of the business or the food industry in general is preferable to someone with corp branding XP and knows the business itself 010
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Weta Workshop is starting a collaboration with Warhammer and i think it's a huge oversight not to have called the endeavor: WetHammer.static.klipy.comWarhammer 40k: Heresy DetectedALT: Warhammer 40k: Heresy Detected 020
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When the gummy hits while you're cleaning your ears and the qtip hits that spot.static.klipy.comSteve Brule's Ecstatic ReactionALT: Steve Brule's Ecstatic Reaction 1100
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝BozeMart.wtf @bozemart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What y'all know bout up-cycled pocket gaming? 143
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026getting a dollar dance at the strip club and asking "so are you into Warhammer or are you more of a gun-pla girly?" 050
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If I had gotten a degree in marketing I could be failing upward by now, coasting by onna series of loose associations with people who's parents own a company I can work at. Fuckin' a. 030
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just keeps getting better 🙄static.klipy.comGirl Exhausted on SwingALT: Girl Exhausted on Swing 120
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A major personal setback is a great way to start the second half of my day. Good. Cool. Prefect. 140
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ass so fat, I'm peakin' off this Danny Phantom, slime 0263
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝Sang As It Ever Will Be @sanguinarynovel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They can't have missed the comic from the Hero Initiative about this 1343103
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026VOLUME 2 IS DONE* *first full draft, ready to edit and then print up a few copies. 110
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026CAN'T BE SAID LOUD ENOUHGH. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY YOU D-STRING STURMTRUPPEN. 041
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Do you ever wonder if Charles Dickens had a schoolyard bully growing up that called him things like Charlie Dickenballs? 142
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm gonna teach it to feel pain and fear and then put it in a series of Saw-like puzzle traps. 040
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 159167184682
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A safe, cropped version to entice you to my alt account and check out her sweet butt. Also, what good is self-labelling content if the automod will just supercede it? 054
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051411132
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Posting art online anywhere, even here which is often pretty receptive, is such a nerve-racking experience. Nothing quite so humbling as being super stoked to post what you think is your next banger, and it just moves further down the timeless like a fastfood trash in a babbling brook. Make more. 370
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A safe, cropped version to entice you to my alt account and check out her sweet butt. Also, what good is self-labelling content if the automod will just supercede it? 054
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2025#vintagead #d&d 14611