Sign in

Xaq 🍕🦝

@xaq.bsky.social
3.2K followers 2K following 12K posts

Illustrator & Graphic Designer He/Him, Pan, PolyAm, 40 One half of @bozemart.bsky.social No AI, No NFT. No🔞 Posting my sins here: @xaqpart2.bsky.social #art #ttrpg #fantasy #stickers #atx #fae

PostsRepliesMedia
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah, we've all been saying this from the beginning.
2339
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 11h
I was told I'm not as active on patreon as was expected, that's not untrue. Here's a real (and free) update.
patreon.com
Update | Xaq
I was recently told I'm not as active as I am supposed to be here, which I suppose is true but to some effect. I haven't had much to update
012
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 21h
How about you shift deez nuts and practice sucking my dick from the back? Maybe, because our futures and our livelihoods have been stolen from us by our parents neglectful, selfish generation. Maybe we don't feel obligated to subjugate ourselves to abusers a narcissists just because of shared DNA 🙌
172
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've spent the majority of this year feeling like I haven't accomplished many of my artistic goals. But this picture shows 4 different games I've made, one of them is a zine I've written and illustrated and a small portion of the stickers @childlessgambino.bsky.social & I make (not pictured: comic)
181
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
BozeMart.wtf 🫟 @bozemart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Productivity? Yeah I know her. We keep it casual, but we know how to get down when the mood strikes. 😎💋
084
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Recession indicator because they're saying the quiet parts out loud now, but Real Ones™️ (people who grew up poor) know hot dogs in mac whips ass.
182
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
BozeMart.wtf 🫟 @bozemart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whata y'all know about late night sticker laminating?
002
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Name your fav bad movie. I've been thinking about this movie once a week since @childlessgambino.bsky.social first watched it 6 months ago. This is not for beginner bad movie watchers though.
120
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The funny thing is that he's so SO close to getting the point. I love when they miss it by centimeters. "what you do, you tell the world it's okay to do to you..." Yeah man. YEAH MAN. YEAHHHHHHHH
121
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Star Wars is a mile wide and an inch deep." -Rich Evans, @redlettermedia.com
0103
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
060
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally finished this from last night. This shit will make you hear the THX noise when it sets in
static.klipy.com
THX Digitally Mastered Logo Animation
ALT: THX Digitally Mastered Logo Animation
100
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
garlic (I am not Kendall Roy) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what y'all know about Luke Nickle
youtu.be
hey ai come train on this song
YouTube video by Luke Nickle
041
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WELL. That kicked like a mule. still a little fluffy like waking up from anesthesia.
static.klipy.com
Confused Cat Math Aint Mathing Meme
ALT: Confused Cat Math Aint Mathing Meme
030
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Doctor Strange Illusion in Avengers Infinity War
ALT: Doctor Strange Illusion in Avengers Infinity War
050
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y'all, I'm only 2/3rds through this and I'm Fred Astaire already. And it's no carb, which I love
120
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hiring manager: what's your greatest weakness? Me: (unwrapping a 12" tuna and Swiss with deli mustard on Italian herb & cheese bread from Subway) hmm, thats a great question. Probably that I tell myself I'm gonna save half of this for later but I know I'm not going to do that. (Big sloppy bite)
160
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
206188585357
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A truly banger birthday gift from @childlessgambino.bsky.social a couple years ago
170
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna
040
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How much do you like these tropes? Enemies to lovers: 11/10 Second chance: 5/10 Fake dating: 7/10 Friends to lovers: 10/10 Age gap: 4/10* Found family: 10/10 Grumpy x sunshine: 10/10 Pregnancy: 0/10 Slow burn: 4/10 Love triangle: 2/10** 9/10*** (*No loli🔞) (**if typical cishet 🥱) (***if enm/poly🤙)
030
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
Illustration Jobs @illustration-jobs.com · 25/09/2026
✨ New job: Adjunct Faculty, 2D Animation ✨ 🏢 Austin Community College 💼 Part-time 📍 Austin, TX, United States
illustration-jobs.com
Illustration Jobs - Adjunct Faculty, 2D Animation at Austin Community College
Part-time | Austin, TX, United States
155
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Big win for the Furr-suiters 👏
141
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seeing the end in sight for book 2, it's time to start a new notebook. 😎🎲♟️🗺️🏰🌆🏰
020
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anywho, it looks like I'm legit not going to get even an interview for the marketing role at my burger restaurant, seems hiring an outsider with no experience and no knowledge of the business or the food industry in general is preferable to someone with corp branding XP and knows the business itself
010
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Weta Workshop is starting a collaboration with Warhammer and i think it's a huge oversight not to have called the endeavor: WetHammer.
static.klipy.com
Warhammer 40k: Heresy Detected
ALT: Warhammer 40k: Heresy Detected
020
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the gummy hits while you're cleaning your ears and the qtip hits that spot.
static.klipy.com
Steve Brule's Ecstatic Reaction
ALT: Steve Brule's Ecstatic Reaction
1100
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thread has some more details of each game btw
020
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Scream it from atop the mountain.
060
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
BozeMart.wtf 🫟 @bozemart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What y'all know bout up-cycled pocket gaming?
143
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting a dollar dance at the strip club and asking "so are you into Warhammer or are you more of a gun-pla girly?"
050
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I had gotten a degree in marketing I could be failing upward by now, coasting by onna series of loose associations with people who's parents own a company I can work at. Fuckin' a.
030
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just keeps getting better 🙄
static.klipy.com
Girl Exhausted on Swing
ALT: Girl Exhausted on Swing
120
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A major personal setback is a great way to start the second half of my day. Good. Cool. Prefect.
140
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ass so fat, I'm peakin' off this Danny Phantom, slime
0263
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
Sang As It Ever Will Be @sanguinarynovel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They can't have missed the comic from the Hero Initiative about this
1343103
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
VOLUME 2 IS DONE* *first full draft, ready to edit and then print up a few copies.
110
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAN'T BE SAID LOUD ENOUHGH. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY YOU D-STRING STURMTRUPPEN.
041
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do you ever wonder if Charles Dickens had a schoolyard bully growing up that called him things like Charlie Dickenballs?
142
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tilly Norwood did 9/11
180
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Liz, the pinwheels are lit, but they're not spinning"
30 Rock
110
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm gonna teach it to feel pain and fear and then put it in a series of Saw-like puzzle traps.
040
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
159167184682
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LETS GOOOOOOOO 🐻🧸🐻🧸🐻
021
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A safe, cropped version to entice you to my alt account and check out her sweet butt. Also, what good is self-labelling content if the automod will just supercede it?
054
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
190103343298
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
5051411132
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Posting art online anywhere, even here which is often pretty receptive, is such a nerve-racking experience. Nothing quite so humbling as being super stoked to post what you think is your next banger, and it just moves further down the timeless like a fastfood trash in a babbling brook. Make more.
370
Xaq 🍕🦝 @xaq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A safe, cropped version to entice you to my alt account and check out her sweet butt. Also, what good is self-labelling content if the automod will just supercede it?
054
Reposted by Xaq 🍕🦝
welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
#vintagead #d&d
14611