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Hugh Jass

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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m just laughing about Sliwa talking about what’s “embarrassing” and “I’m supposed to be a tough guy” while wearing a red beret. 🤣 But seriously, good on both these guys for coming together to support New Yorkers’ health!
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the award for Best Headline of the Decade goes to… 🏆
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow. Just wow.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He promised to cut energy bills in half in 6 months and gas prices would be under $2. He never said he couldn’t do that because he’s “inheriting a mess.” He said he would do it & it would be easy. So he can try & blame Biden now all he wants, but he blatantly lied & is a buffoon.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you don’t love the White Sox, you’re either a Guardians fan (and can’t be helped) or an awful, humorless person and fun is your kryptonite.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 01/10/2026
This is what every media outlet should do - publish Trump rants verbatim, word-for-word. Not sanewash, like a certain newspaper of record.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WHITE SOX WIN!! Next stop: The Mistake By the Lake!
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White Sox Sweep
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2023: White Sox lose 101 games 2024: White Sox lose 121 games 2025: White Sox lose 102 games 2026:
Pope Leo in a White Sox hat.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I NEVER do this for fear of jinxes and hexes, but I’m too damn excited not to… GO SOX!!
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I took on a box of wine tonight and it’s not what people would call a fair fight
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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All Aboard The Delulu Train Conductor
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨🚨 Insights into why negotiations to end the war are going the way they’re going:
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump last week touted "one of the Biggest and Most Beautiful Events to take place in many years, the arrival at the White House of the Highly Respected President of China, Xi Jinping, and his beautiful wife, Madam Peng." The U.S. switched sides.
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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At least he didn’t blame Ukraine for diesel prices (this time)…
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somebody needs to hit ctrl-alt-delete on this dude
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is so good
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember this? Who’s the stupid one now?
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🧐
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bottles and cans and just clap your hands and just clap your haaaaands
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Beck - Where It's At Music Video
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This, to me, doesn't look like the kind of thing you want to encourage your dog to go for.
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weird facts: 1 - Trump wore a heavy winter coat and black gloves in 64 degree weather to greet Xi. 2 - The White House photoshopped the arrival to remove one of Trump's gloves and to erase both first ladies. 3 - Trump winced and ducked during the B-1 flyover that he himself had requested. Why???
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 25/09/2026
If the ballroom construction is such a sensitive national security matter, why is Trump inviting the Chinese delegation on a tour???
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love this so much 🥰
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do your thing, @eharperxo.bsky.social 🤣🤣
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi is like, "Who the fuck are these weirdos?"
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember his prime time address to the nation this summer, when he blamed China for election interference? Now, he gives Xi a hero’s welcome and allows Chinese state media into the WH while freezing out US media. AMERICA FIRST!! 🇺🇸
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Sharkmeister77 @sharkmeister77.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Communist China's state media is allowed in the White House today. Meanwhile, American media is blocked entry—in illegal defiance of a court order. This regime never misses and opportunity to undermine our democracy and values.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI: like a trillion bucks flushed down the toilet, everyone hates it, no actual utility, makes you dumb inhalants: cheap as fuck, people love 'em, makes you just as dumb but maybe you get a good story like "I huffed freon out of a garbage bag on top of the CVS"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How does Trump look? 😮‍💨
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And the MAGA sycophants can’t understand why rational people think this Natalie Harp stuff is bizarrely insane.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SIGN ME UP
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here’s a must watch…
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From 16,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle. "The state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen."
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From 15,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle
It was the Trump administration’s latest stumble in its effort to find proof of widespread noncitizen voting, despite decades of evidence that it is extremely rare.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think it’s obvious that Trump’s body type is rapidly converting from “Needs a V8” to Big Bird.
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Big Bird Spinning on Sesame Street
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To G or not to G is the question and like Smith told Wesson I’m shady with the .380 old school diploma I leave that ass in a coma… so If you got a herringbone welcome to the terrordome
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m Shock G, the one who put the satin on your panties
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone with any semblance of a brain stem sees an effort by the Kremlin to influence people in the president’s orbit. But is it really even necessary at this point?!
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/09/2026
you really do need to click through and read the whole thing, it gets so much funnier
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Any other Reddit users unable to log in via the iPhone app? I sometimes log out of my account to get un-algorithmed feeds and have been sporadically unable to log back in.
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Ji Won Choi: It's Really Frustrating
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
well that's not good...
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not a single day without Russian attacks on #Ukraine - civilians killed& injured, homes and infrastructure destroyed In Zaporizhzhia, at least 10 people were injured. Russians struck the historic building of Zaporizhzhia National University. Residential buildings and a shopping center were damaged.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.
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Digital Underground - Humpty Hump Dancing
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