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Hugh Jass

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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 14h
Then maybe russia should retreat before they bite off even more that they can’t chew.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 14h
Maybe russia should retreat before they bite off even more that they can’t chew.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 14h
This is what straight talk and true leadership look like, for those of us in the U.S. who haven’t seen it in a long time.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Friday Movie - Daaaaamn
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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The Wire: Avon Barksdale - Just a Gangster
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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The Wire Bodie: Chessboard Quote
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Napoleon Dynamite: You Know I Do
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And what’s your “job,” Jake? What’s “all the work” that you do??
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Obviously it’s @dgigliotti4.bsky.social *everyone should read the replies to the post 🤣🤣
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I guarantee you, Husted would have given anything to not have Trump come campaign for him, but he couldn't say no. Then he had to stand there smiling and laughing at Trump's weird jokes while his campaign went down the tubes.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Quote this post with a purple character
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LSU Tigers Mascot on Football Field
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The guy who posts a constant stream of AI slop wants to claim the NYT is “artificial.”
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Spot on
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I didn’t think I could be any more disgusted by this purchase of russian fuel, but here we are.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In case you weren’t clear on exactly how much of an icon Mike Ditka is/was here in Chicago, I present exhibit A:
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Super Intelligence” would imply it’s able to consistently put 5 fingers on a hand or the correct number of legs when it creates images…
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So basically his answer is, “If I explained it, people might realize it could benefit them, so here are two unrelated dog whistles. Next question, please!”
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did I go too far??
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Oops Idc Man Dancing
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you see this, post a witch.
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Melania Trump's State of the Union Reaction
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh my!
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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exactly! #Pinks #USDemocracy
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YES!!
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I managed alright driving on the roads, but trying to turn into a parking space left me completely confused and I ended up parking in the back of the lot where there was enough space to eventually get between the lines
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There it is
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His base has been conditioned to view cities like L.A., Chicago, Seattle, Mpls, etc. as cesspools overrun by illegal aliens, crime, and communism. It’s an effort to dehumanize residents and detach themselves when Americans are killed by ICE or a sitting president suggests bombing them.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What happened to “keeping the world safe… keeping our country safe”??
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WTAF D??
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Raise your hand if you’re now singing this in your head to the TMNT theme song 🙋‍♂️
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m just laughing about Sliwa talking about what’s “embarrassing” and “I’m supposed to be a tough guy” while wearing a red beret. 🤣 But seriously, good on both these guys for coming together to support New Yorkers’ health!
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also Hassett (with his shit-eating grin plastered on his face):
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Kevin Bacon: Remain Calm in Animal House
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It says a lot about British society that it has been able to produce unabashedly racist minorities. Fair play to them.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the award for Best Headline of the Decade goes to… 🏆
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow. Just wow.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He promised to cut energy bills in half in 6 months and gas prices would be under $2. He never said he couldn’t do that because he’s “inheriting a mess.” He said he would do it & it would be easy. So he can try & blame Biden now all he wants, but he blatantly lied & is a buffoon.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you don’t love the White Sox, you’re either a Guardians fan (and can’t be helped) or an awful, humorless person and fun is your kryptonite.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 01/10/2026
This is what every media outlet should do - publish Trump rants verbatim, word-for-word. Not sanewash, like a certain newspaper of record.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, preparing for an offensive BY russia.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They said the same thing about F-16s and Ukrainian pilots were ripping through training well ahead of schedule.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The “firewall” between the newsroom and sales only works when there’s money to be made.
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WHITE SOX WIN!! Next stop: The Mistake By the Lake!
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White Sox Sweep
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2023: White Sox lose 101 games 2024: White Sox lose 121 games 2025: White Sox lose 102 games 2026:
Pope Leo in a White Sox hat.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In my house, the toddler was the reason the cards needed to be found in the first place
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I NEVER do this for fear of jinxes and hexes, but I’m too damn excited not to… GO SOX!!
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not sure if I’ll get a discount or charged extra! 🤣🤣 Hopefully the scale isn’t too cold. 🥶
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I took on a box of wine tonight and it’s not what people would call a fair fight
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Hugh Jass @chicagopatrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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All Aboard The Delulu Train Conductor
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