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ChezPayne

@chezpayne.bsky.social
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X Escapee....a pragmatic Socialist with Libertarian tendencies. Dual NZ/UK Nat & currently Politically Shattered.

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burnt undertones @burntundertones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Te wookie o te tāngata @chewienz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh Ho Ho...corruption on top of corruption.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just saying 👇
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow...If TOP stumbles & burns at 4.95% on election night, this is the twat who blew it. #nzpol #nzelection
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chippy won, but lost.....he had to do more than just win, he had to INSPIRE! Luxon only had to not dribble down his front. #nzpol #nzelection
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As for Chippy.....we needed to see "Burnham" but we get "Starmer".....the game has changed, NZ Labour hasn't got the memo. On a positive note, we do have the Greens to hold Labs feet to the 🔥, so much is still in play for block Left. #nzpol #nzelection
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's astounding how worked up Nicola Willis gets in challenging Labour to explain how they'll replace the billion$ that she herself stole from low paid workers. #nzpol
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Peter @cloudynetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't like that people are burning National signs. I also don't like they have over $7 Million in their warchest from a handful of mega donors.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Labour Leader Chris Hipkins has declared that Labour's first 100 days in Office will be dedicated to the relentless task of not changing a single damn thing! Why does the NZ Labour Party even exist???
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Musical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I cannot emphasise enough how bad Luxon's economic speech was today - a veritable torrent of crap. Seriously. If this is what Treasury are giving him to say they should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. I'll try and keep my critique to six points.... [🧵 1/n] www.1news.co.nz/2026/09/14/w...
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Full video: PM Luxon holds post-Cabinet media briefing
This is the second to last week that Parliament is sitting before it rises for the election.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Iran is back to trolling him again.
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Great work stuff...separated at birth doppelgangers on the front page of website... #nzpol
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It'd be encouraging if Labour could remove the stubborn (Chris) stain the Nats just can't shift. #nzpol
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Penk thought he was Blackadder, but his cunning plan showed him to be more of a Baldrick. #nzpol
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Zombie PM! That's the campaign line for Labour,right there. How can a Zombie PM negotiate a new Coalition with strengthened Winnie & Seymour. How can NZers have confidence in rule by an unDead PM who has a Team around him desperate to bury him at first opportunity? #nzpol
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Where was Penk......was he off trying to find a Bin to attach to his head? #nzpol
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Christopher Luxon is to Leadership what Stephen Hawking was to Tap Dancing! #nzpol
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So will it be NZs Bogan Boris for PM? #nzpol
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Egg on toast for breakfast! Christopher Luxon calls urgent meeting to resolve 'increased speculation' about leadership www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Christopher Luxon calls urgent meeting to resolve 'increased speculation' about leadership
The Prime Minister has called for an "urgent-in person" caucus meeting in Wellington on Wednesday morning.
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Patrick Reynolds for a greater Auckland @patrickreynolds.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wake up NZ. Australia just built a huge power plant in a year, at minimal cost, with no planning permission or new transmission required. Employing thousands of tradies, giving households cheaper bills and more control. A real public-private partnership: youtu.be/tFg_g7nOjkI?...
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Australia Built The World's Biggest Power Station Without A Single Power Line
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Anyone else joining the dots that Nationals embrace of Solar might be connected to their plan to cover New Zealand with foreign Data Centres....? #nzpol
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Has a UK arrest warrant been issued 'cos Starmers gone "fk it, I don't give a shit if I upset Trump now", or 'cos Andy Burnham has said "fk it, I don't care if I upset Trump".....'hope the later, thou it'd be interesting to know? #Tate
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As of today, Henry, the author of this essay, is on Bluesky, so give him a follow: @henryfudgeofficial.bsky.social
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Count Binface versus C*nt Frogface. #ukpol
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/07/2026
“We’re going with the Medieval peasant wellness plan.”
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Non-citizen voting is the only thing stopping Nat/ACT following the global Rightwing racist anti-immigration trend....which is probably a good thing & stops our politics going totally toxic....But it gives Govt incentive to drive Kiwis abroad & replace with (cheap labour) Nat/ACT voters. #nzpol
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JV @jvbefresh.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
😆😂 this is a must watch @beehiving__badly from IG www.instagram.com/reels/DZ_vRD... #nzpol
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Biblical.....only Kane was able! #England #WorldCuo
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Ernesto @ernest33141.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#AlgaeGate Today, over I-5 in L.A #Algae #AnUselessNamedTrump
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“He can’t even win a war against algae” 🤣
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Buck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ten years ago today the whole country and its future were sacrificed on the altar of Boris Johnson’s ego, David Cameron’s stupidity and Nigel Farage’s prejudice. A decade thrown away and a nation left angrier and poorer. Thanks, you absoute pricks.
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thousands gather at a peaceful anti-racism rally in Belfast as the crowd chants, "Refugees are welcome here”🙏
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
That. And this.
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If PROBLEM A is that A.I. will take a big chunk of all the Jobs........ & PROBLEM B is that we're not having enough Babies to support the modern Welfare State & grow the Economy..... can't we just introduce PROB A to PROB B & arrive at SOLUTION C???
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Definition of a Woman, NZ First - Someone who Shane Jones can enjoy watching on a hotel TV screen at taxpayer expense. ACT - Someone who is probably safe from Tim Jago. National - Someone who does not deserve pay equity.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
daaaamn london
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Jonny Skedge @skedgehammer.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I am of the mind that there are only two people left on the political right, globally. 1) Useful Idiots 2) Absolute Monsters Things can be two things, so it is possible to blend the two into a single person, but all I see from the cheap seats is that over and over.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The great thing about this popular and good policy is that Labour should be doing it and instead Winston has not just eaten their lunch, he's snaffled their breakfast and has designs on dinner. FUCKEN DO SOMETHING HIPKINS YOU WET SANDWICH. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Winston Peters unveils KiwiSaver-from-birth NZ First policy, bank takeover plan
The NZ First policies would give newborns a $1000 KiwiSaver start, while combining BNZ and Kiwibank under Crown ownership.
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Elon Musk ,& assorted Tech bro billionaires, are flying right now with Trump to China on Air Force One. OH COME FRIENDLY LIGHTNING ⚡ BOLTS!!!
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Tony from Welly @tonywelly.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Christopher Luxon being asked to appear on Q&A #nzpol
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homer simpson is standing in a grassy field
ALT: homer simpson is standing in a grassy field
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Monty 🇨🇦 @onlymonty.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
He’s a war criminal… he should be arrested if he ever leaves the US.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Dear media, and I mean most of you: You simply must STOP treating him like a normal and serious President. You MUST stop. This is insanity. Dear Dems in Congress, and I mean most of you: You simply must STOP treating the GOP like a normal, ethical, good faith party. Stop. This is insanity.
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Indie Aut. Stuart Miller📖✍️🤓 Believe in yourself & your potential @stuartmiller1.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
20 hours ago, Credit @adammockler.com "adammockler: He blamed ME??? #fyp #new #politics #debate #cnn " Everything the right blames & accuses the left of doing, it's because the right already did it and/or is planning to do it It's deflecting blame & responsibility onto the WRONG party... WAKE UP
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Feels like I’ve watched this show for the Epsteinth time.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
They told the Pope he doesn’t understand the Bible and then they quoted Pulp Fiction.
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).
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