Reposted by ChezPayneTe wookie o te tāngata @chewienz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh Ho Ho...corruption on top of corruption. 45313
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wow...If TOP stumbles & burns at 4.95% on election night, this is the twat who blew it. #nzpol #nzelection 170
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Chippy won, but lost.....he had to do more than just win, he had to INSPIRE! Luxon only had to not dribble down his front. #nzpol #nzelection 040
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As for Chippy.....we needed to see "Burnham" but we get "Starmer".....the game has changed, NZ Labour hasn't got the memo. On a positive note, we do have the Greens to hold Labs feet to the 🔥, so much is still in play for block Left. #nzpol #nzelection 030
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's astounding how worked up Nicola Willis gets in challenging Labour to explain how they'll replace the billion$ that she herself stole from low paid workers. #nzpol 0112
Reposted by ChezPaynePeter @cloudynetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't like that people are burning National signs. I also don't like they have over $7 Million in their warchest from a handful of mega donors. 122
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Labour Leader Chris Hipkins has declared that Labour's first 100 days in Office will be dedicated to the relentless task of not changing a single damn thing! Why does the NZ Labour Party even exist??? 000
Reposted by ChezPayneMusical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I cannot emphasise enough how bad Luxon's economic speech was today - a veritable torrent of crap. Seriously. If this is what Treasury are giving him to say they should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. I'll try and keep my critique to six points.... [🧵 1/n] www.1news.co.nz/2026/09/14/w...1news.co.nzFull video: PM Luxon holds post-Cabinet media briefingThis is the second to last week that Parliament is sitting before it rises for the election. 518178
Reposted by ChezPayneHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Iran is back to trolling him again. 65780592335
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Great work stuff...separated at birth doppelgangers on the front page of website... #nzpol 031
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It'd be encouraging if Labour could remove the stubborn (Chris) stain the Nats just can't shift. #nzpol 020
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Penk thought he was Blackadder, but his cunning plan showed him to be more of a Baldrick. #nzpol 130
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Zombie PM! That's the campaign line for Labour,right there. How can a Zombie PM negotiate a new Coalition with strengthened Winnie & Seymour. How can NZers have confidence in rule by an unDead PM who has a Team around him desperate to bury him at first opportunity? #nzpol 295
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Where was Penk......was he off trying to find a Bin to attach to his head? #nzpol 040
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Christopher Luxon is to Leadership what Stephen Hawking was to Tap Dancing! #nzpol 021
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Egg on toast for breakfast! Christopher Luxon calls urgent meeting to resolve 'increased speculation' about leadership www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...rnz.co.nzChristopher Luxon calls urgent meeting to resolve 'increased speculation' about leadershipThe Prime Minister has called for an "urgent-in person" caucus meeting in Wellington on Wednesday morning. 110
Reposted by ChezPaynePatrick Reynolds for a greater Auckland @patrickreynolds.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Wake up NZ. Australia just built a huge power plant in a year, at minimal cost, with no planning permission or new transmission required. Employing thousands of tradies, giving households cheaper bills and more control. A real public-private partnership: youtu.be/tFg_g7nOjkI?...youtu.beAustralia Built The World's Biggest Power Station Without A Single Power LineYouTube video by The Electric Viking 03216
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Anyone else joining the dots that Nationals embrace of Solar might be connected to their plan to cover New Zealand with foreign Data Centres....? #nzpol 020
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Has a UK arrest warrant been issued 'cos Starmers gone "fk it, I don't give a shit if I upset Trump now", or 'cos Andy Burnham has said "fk it, I don't care if I upset Trump".....'hope the later, thou it'd be interesting to know? #Tate 010
Reposted by ChezPayneGeorge Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026As of today, Henry, the author of this essay, is on Bluesky, so give him a follow: @henryfudgeofficial.bsky.social 1028081
Reposted by ChezPayne𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/07/2026“We’re going with the Medieval peasant wellness plan.” 23793185
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Non-citizen voting is the only thing stopping Nat/ACT following the global Rightwing racist anti-immigration trend....which is probably a good thing & stops our politics going totally toxic....But it gives Govt incentive to drive Kiwis abroad & replace with (cheap labour) Nat/ACT voters. #nzpol 011
Reposted by ChezPayne🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026😆😂 this is a must watch @beehiving__badly from IG www.instagram.com/reels/DZ_vRD... #nzpol 511553
Reposted by ChezPayneHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243375590
Reposted by ChezPayneErnesto @ernest33141.bsky.social · 23/06/2026#AlgaeGate Today, over I-5 in L.A #Algae #AnUselessNamedTrump 5379
Reposted by ChezPayneJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“He can’t even win a war against algae” 🤣 27474271874
Reposted by ChezPayneBuck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Ten years ago today the whole country and its future were sacrificed on the altar of Boris Johnson’s ego, David Cameron’s stupidity and Nigel Farage’s prejudice. A decade thrown away and a nation left angrier and poorer. Thanks, you absoute pricks. 15241671009
Reposted by ChezPayneHart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Thousands gather at a peaceful anti-racism rally in Belfast as the crowd chants, "Refugees are welcome here”🙏 187144013106
Reposted by ChezPaynePhil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 11/06/2026That. And this. 527149
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 08/06/2026If PROBLEM A is that A.I. will take a big chunk of all the Jobs........ & PROBLEM B is that we're not having enough Babies to support the modern Welfare State & grow the Economy..... can't we just introduce PROB A to PROB B & arrive at SOLUTION C??? 000
Reposted by ChezPaynePaulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/05/2026In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay 871213386309
Reposted by ChezPayneCEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Definition of a Woman, NZ First - Someone who Shane Jones can enjoy watching on a hotel TV screen at taxpayer expense. ACT - Someone who is probably safe from Tim Jago. National - Someone who does not deserve pay equity. 416467
Reposted by ChezPayneJonny Skedge @skedgehammer.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I am of the mind that there are only two people left on the political right, globally. 1) Useful Idiots 2) Absolute Monsters Things can be two things, so it is possible to blend the two into a single person, but all I see from the cheap seats is that over and over. 524920
Reposted by ChezPayneCEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The great thing about this popular and good policy is that Labour should be doing it and instead Winston has not just eaten their lunch, he's snaffled their breakfast and has designs on dinner. FUCKEN DO SOMETHING HIPKINS YOU WET SANDWICH. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...rnz.co.nzWinston Peters unveils KiwiSaver-from-birth NZ First policy, bank takeover planThe NZ First policies would give newborns a $1000 KiwiSaver start, while combining BNZ and Kiwibank under Crown ownership. 55915
ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Elon Musk ,& assorted Tech bro billionaires, are flying right now with Trump to China on Air Force One. OH COME FRIENDLY LIGHTNING ⚡ BOLTS!!! 100
Reposted by ChezPayneTony from Welly @tonywelly.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Christopher Luxon being asked to appear on Q&A #nzpolmedia.tenor.comhomer simpson is standing in a grassy fieldALT: homer simpson is standing in a grassy field 0195
Reposted by ChezPayneMonty 🇨🇦 @onlymonty.bsky.social · 02/05/2026He’s a war criminal… he should be arrested if he ever leaves the US. 1022205434431
Reposted by ChezPayneRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Dear media, and I mean most of you: You simply must STOP treating him like a normal and serious President. You MUST stop. This is insanity. Dear Dems in Congress, and I mean most of you: You simply must STOP treating the GOP like a normal, ethical, good faith party. Stop. This is insanity. 713195809
Reposted by ChezPayneIndie Aut. Stuart Miller📖✍️🤓 Believe in yourself & your potential @stuartmiller1.bsky.social · 28/04/202620 hours ago, Credit @adammockler.com "adammockler: He blamed ME??? #fyp #new #politics #debate #cnn " Everything the right blames & accuses the left of doing, it's because the right already did it and/or is planning to do it It's deflecting blame & responsibility onto the WRONG party... WAKE UP 29451841579
Reposted by ChezPayneJust Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Feels like I’ve watched this show for the Epsteinth time. 171128962577
Reposted by ChezPayneStrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026They told the Pope he doesn’t understand the Bible and then they quoted Pulp Fiction.media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . 225104222469
Reposted by ChezPayneMatthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004 529230563386