Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Me: 🎶 I would walk 500 miles… 🎶 Her: why not run? 010
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Naming my password and credentials file “Kenny Log-Ins” 000
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Movie execs: “Hear me out… Mary Poppins vs Predator.” 000
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 12/10/2025You wrote “notable” in my performance review. That’s on me, Frankie. I meant “not able.” 000
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Hollywood producers scrambling to sleep with new AI actress. 000
Reposted by Chencho JeckaSimon HB @norock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival 200245374601
Reposted by Chencho JeckaRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/06/2025trickle down economics trickle down economic trickle down economi trickle down econom trickle down econo trickle down econ trickle down eco trickle down ec trickle down e trickle down trickle dow trickle do trickle d trickle trickl trick 930370369932
Reposted by Chencho JeckaThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/05/2025World’s Cartographers Continue Living Secret Life Of Luxury On Idyllic, Never Disclosed 8th Continent theonion.com/world-s... 553838352
Reposted by Chencho JeckaMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 29/05/2025It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you're supposed to choose from your own. I know that now. 881739113
Reposted by Chencho Jeckaslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/05/2025[buried in my grave] finally, i’m a landowner 436357
Reposted by Chencho JeckaThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/05/2025Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out theonion.com/breakfa... 1235486454
Reposted by Chencho JeckaFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Sorry I shouted “FINISH HIM!” during your wedding vows. 17759200
Reposted by Chencho Jeckarichie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 10/05/2025my work here is dumb 8489155
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Googled myself today: myself (mai-self) pronoun 1. That one identical with me. 000
Reposted by Chencho Jeckabobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc 7180421168
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 08/05/2025garage sale is one letter away from garbage sale 000
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 06/05/2025CHP: why are you weeping on the side of the road? Me: I needed a shoulder to cry on 000
Reposted by Chencho JeckaPolitico @politico.com · 05/05/2025DHS will offer a $1K stipend to migrants who self-deport.politico.comDHS will offer a $1K stipend to migrants who self-deportThe announcement comes as the White House ramps up pressure on migrants to facilitate self-deportation with the CBP Home app. 1148436
Reposted by Chencho JeckaJoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Star Wars taught me more of a moral code than any Bible verse. The power of Hope, the importance of Friendship and Loyalty, embracing Diversity and Acceptance, the perils of Hubris and Arrogance—and the balance between Light and Dark… Stay on target, my friends… and May the 4th be with you. Always. 22694471525
Reposted by Chencho JeckaThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2025ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn 960378528602
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Her: (looking at the scorebox of a baseball game between Tampa Bay and Cleveland) Who's T-B? Me: Taco Bell Her: And C-L-E? Me: Chipotle Her: I'm definitely voting for Chipotle 000
Reposted by Chencho JeckaThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2025Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alonetheonion.comUnpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch AloneWASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. Acco... 349217732968
Reposted by Chencho JeckaRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I always look forward to funerals too. Good times. 5484302934645
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 22/04/2025- I don't mean to cause a panic but there's a green turd floating in your water dispenser - Sir, that's cucumber water - Fine, there's a green turd floating in your CUCUMBER water 000
Reposted by Chencho JeckaDr. Sabrina Mittermeier @smittermeier.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Always reblog. Happy Easter! 29863111388
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 16/04/2025she’s a maneater but lucky for me she doesn’t eat cheese 000
Reposted by Chencho Jeckainkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 14/04/2025date: tbh i'm looking for no strings attached pinocchio: *sighs* i see 427099
Reposted by Chencho Jecka𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I’m a giver. *gives you the creeps* 2377116
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 11/04/2025- 10 miles as the crow flies - what if it's based on the hummingbird? - 356 miles 000
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 10/04/2025my body is a temple… a shirley temple… no cherry 020
Chencho Jecka @chenchojecka.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I'd rather be drunk by 12🍻then carried out by 6 🕰️ 000
