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Chelsea B

@chelseaknits.bsky.social
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Confused, needy, and I probably have a headache.

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kobobooks @kobobooks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
october is National Book Month and frankly we think everyone deserves the time off to properly observe it, send this to your boss
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Lydia @lunapuella.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband and his friends realised they thought they were good guys but still made like, ironic-sexist jokes. They introduced the 'sexism snake' where wherever one of them made a sexist comment or joke, the others would just start hissing. Didn't need to get into an argument about it, just hissing.
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kobobooks @kobobooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reading a few pages while you wait for the kettle to boil inevitably turns into having to boil it again once you’ve realized you’re 2 chapters in
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
21st yr-starting the 21st year of ye olde podcast. Marc Maron, Jimmy Pardo, Moon Zappa, Jim Gaffigan, Kathleen Madigan, Janeane Garafalo, Greg Proops… fancy dorks too. Ken Jennings, Ed Brubaker, Mark Waid. Too many to note. wherever pods. dorkforest.com or vids on YTOR JACKIEKASHIAN.com whee
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the footage of the president speaking at a news conference and you can't hear him because it's the press he banned who bring the sound equipment is too on the damn nose because guess what we wouldn't have if people hadn't kept insisting on handing this asshole a microphone over & over & over again
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dear UX designers for subscription products: I hope you know that each "are you SURE you want to cancel?" screen only makes me more happy and secure in my decision
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the days are starting to get noticeably shorter, which means I am entering my autumn-grumpy period, a subtly but crucially different frame of mind from spring-grumpy, summer-grumpy and winter-grumpy
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MaxFunHQ @maximumfun.org · 14/09/2026
nobody writes about topic like Maximum Fun
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the point of freeing yourself from the prison of ego is not getting there you’re not gonna do that. never gonna happen. the point is cultivating a practice of routinely asking “wait, I am too into my own shit here?” in every aspect of your dealings at least once or twice a day. anyhow good morning
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
boycotts are easy to understand! when the union says "please boycott this company until they give workers a fair shake," we just don't go there any more! we can stop by the picket line and donate lunches or money, too! solidarity is fuckin awesome! with enough of it we can change the world!
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Allegedly Joel @allegedlyjoel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So theres also one other point ppl don't know- a solo Starbucks is one thing. A Starbucks inside, say, a Kroger or a Safeway (not Target, theyre terrible on labor), they have employees that work for KROGER/SAFEWAY, trained by Sbux, but unionized STORE employees. I was a barista at A Safeway, 1/
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A huge win! Now that USPS finalized its rule and created actual harm, a federal judge tonight blocked the Postal Service regulation that would have given the agency new control over mail-in ballots.
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bearfootbooks.bsky.social @bearfootbooks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Author Update blessed-accord.beehiiv.com/p/author-upd... An update on what I'm up to -and for those new to the novel - the first paragraph. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #SciFi #Serialized #AmQuerying
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Update and First Paragraph
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hey people sorry if some of you breeze past this part but it’s Friday. We do AI discourse on Wednesday and Thursday. Friday is for stuff that rocks and is actually fun. It’s in the TOS & the packet you got at orientation. get it together please
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think polio is bad and the vaccine for it is good.
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Apocrypals @apocrypals.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
hey apocrypals.libsyn.com/118-the-mous...
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Apocrypals: 118: The Mouse Shall Not Lie Down With The Book (Psalms, Part 1)
Verily I say unto you, Theophiloi, that this generation shall not pass til the return of Apocrypals be fulfilled. And here we are, back in action after a lengthy, dissociative absence with the first p...
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
at this point someone usually says "what about the middle class" and I hate to break it to them but the middle class is just a designation constructed to keep the various kinds of mud troll eating each other so that they don't bother the vampires
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There are just 3 days until polls close on August 11. Your vote can make a difference in this race. Make your plan to vote, then send this post to three friends and make sure they have a plan to vote on or by August 11! MNVotes.org
3 days - vote by August 11
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
to be fair, a load of men who love the Odyssey telling a woman that she is stupid, uneducated, and doesn't understand what she's talking about... is also very authentically ancient Greek.
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Black Hart of Saint Paul @blackhartstp.com · 05/08/2026
Ok, we're actually mad about this, so we're going to donate $2 from all our hot dogs and $1 from every drink sold today to Listening House.
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ALIEN 1: whats that species over there ALIEN 2: oh thats a human, dont talk to them, they love to domesticate things HUMAN: (waving a piece of bacon) 😃 ALIEN 1: they do seem friendly ALIEN 2: i am consumed by an urge to live indoors
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A mature community is like a wonderfully mature fruit tree. It gives shade and comfort, food and even stability to the very soil that we walk on. You have to start investing in it when it's nothing and keep on tending it. And eventually you can sit in its branches, lean and rest on it.
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I and My Cloud @bottleimp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Joining the chorus of middle aged men on bsky who feel grumpy that cardio really helps with depression. Like, I expected it to help, but I’m annoyed by *how much* it helps.
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Michael Bearfoot @ecogeek.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's done. If you'd rather binge than read in serial form. It's all there! 🙂
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
NGL going down to the suburbs to their bigger and fancier municipal playgrounds/waterparks bums me out. It’s like man, some rich dude give St. Paul $5M and let’s let these kids have cool things too
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Chelsea B @chelseaknits.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What’s your sign?
A sign that says “you couldn’t heal because you kept pretending you weren’t hurt.”
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
companies burning 75million here and 352 million there like 'we're not profitable' and everyone I know wants 3.50 for a sandwich but the economy cant sustain it
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
JUDGE AT MAGIC TOURNAMENT: several of your opponents have asked that you not breathe heavily with that glazed over dreamy look in your eyes when you're milling them ME: show me where it says in the rulebook how I'm supposed to breathe
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
my favourite opinion about Homer is: it’s an oral text so it is much MORE authentic to listen to the audiobook than to read the Iliad or Odyssey on the page. watching it as a film while people around you eat, drink & chat is more authentic than reading it quietly to yourself in a silent library.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nolan’s biggest departure in The Odyssey is his refusal to have the actors use the natural British accent that all history happens in
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bearfootbooks.bsky.social @bearfootbooks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Twenty-nine blessed-accord.beehiiv.com/p/the-waking... Bittersweet, only a few more chapters to go. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #SciFi #Serialized #querying #booksky
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The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Twenty-nine
External Control
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
'you cant control what the reader thinks' incorrect. many readers show significant attitude improvement after being placed inside the pain colander
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Chelsea B @chelseaknits.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Esmerelda is being too cute today, she will not be contained.
A little black cat stretched long, smiling for the camera
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Chelsea B @chelseaknits.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Currently trying to decide if “don’t wear the band’s t-shirt to the concert“ applies to comedians.
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I wasn't confident that lifting weights the past 6 months was doing anything but yesterday I picked my husband up so we could make out for a while and it was really easy so go figure
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JBF @jbf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The city of Roseville completely closed the main road to my small business with four days notice and our sales are down 50%. Please support small local businesses even when it requires figuring out a re-route. Support @makwacoffee.bsky.social if you’re nearby. Pleeeeeeeeeeease.
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Chelsea B @chelseaknits.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Stayed up way past my bedtime to finish this fucking delightful @deathbybadger.bsky.social novel, and then another forty-five minutes scrolling through his Bluesky posts. I’m either terrible or amazing at self-care, only the Grimalkin can judge me.
An e-reader displaying the cover of “Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil,” backgrounded with a bestickered tea tumbler and a sleepy black cat.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
if I announced some renovation on a public property that everybody said was a terrible idea and then I did it anyway, and it immediately failed catastrophically, so I sent police to guard my reno catastrophe & then said what happened was vandalism, you'd call me a deranged old man & you'd be right
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Chelsea B @chelseaknits.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@jackiekashian.bsky.social is my favorite! You should come with me to her show next week.
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THE VOIDCAST @welcometothevoid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A MESSAGE FROM THE VOID STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT SETTING BOUNDARIES I HAVE EATEN PEOPLE FOR LESS THAN WHAT YOU TOLERATE YOU ARE ENOUGH
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bearfootbooks.bsky.social @bearfootbooks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Twenty-four blessed-accord.beehiiv.com/p/the-waking... Back to the present time. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #SciFi
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The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Twenty-four
Confessions and Calculations
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Betsy Bevis @vulpicula.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Archaeology in the movies: Treasure! Intrigue! Punching Nazis! Archaeology in real life: … there is so much dirt in my bra that I maybe should have undressed over the sieve, just in case there were artifacts in there…
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Chelsea B @chelseaknits.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I would like to register my dissatisfaction with the various songs of the House Sparrow. They sound way too cool to be so boring. False advertising.
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
look I'm going to tell you what's going on with him. it's not a justification by any means. but this is what's up: his first baby, a son, died of SIDS the same week he got $180m from the sale of Paypal. the same *week*. that is enough to send anyone bananas and it clearly did.
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THE VOIDCAST @welcometothevoid.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A MESSAGE FROM THE VOID STOP TRYING TO BE TOUR 'BEST' SELF GO BE YOUR FAVORITE SELF YOU ARE ENOUGH
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bearfootbooks.bsky.social @bearfootbooks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Twenty-One blessed-accord.beehiiv.com/p/the-waking... #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #SciFi #Maiden
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The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Twenty-One
The Maiden Arrives
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Chelsea B @chelseaknits.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat photo from your phone.
A very irritated orange cat being held by a bearded man.
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