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The Archers ‘n’ shit Cambridge UK

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14m
Owl assassin
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 4h
Oh man, they're going to be USELESS at parties now
Navy's only icebreaker out of action
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Ian @rutheri.bsky.social · 19h
Not listened to tonight #TheArchers yet - but The Times online is going all in:
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Daryl Surat @darylsurat.bsky.social · 20h
Say what you will about Twitter dot com & how awful everything and everyone there is, but at least over there when the engagement bots post this—and for the record, this is word for word copy-pasted from such a post over there—users there have the option to flag it as fake & provide evidence/context
Twitter screenshot of the exact same post written on Bluesky which I am replying to. Added is a Community Note:

Readers added context 
This post is from an account whose bio identifies it as an unofficial parody and satirical news account. No credible reports support claims of Disney panicking over negative Avengers: Doomsday test screenings.

https://screenrant.com/avengers-doomsday-disney-executives-early-reactions/

https://comicbookmovie.com/avengers/avengers-doomsday/avengers-doomsday-test-screening-details-revealed-florence-pugh-confirmed-for-avengers-secret-wars-a230075
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 11/10/2026
Credit: @gallonofalan.bsky.social
Teacher showing children milking techniques on an artificial udder
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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
me: [advancing my knight] how much to build a hotel on this square? grim reaper: first, as I explained, that's not how the horse moves
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It the most annoying thing he’s done ever but still.
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Amol Rajan pausing for an extended time whilst delivering a question then punishing contestants for buzzing in early is really annoying. #UniversityChallenge
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look, it’s hard to get time off from the guinea pig farm. There’sa lot of exceptionally cute herding for Josh to do. #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When was the last time anyone was disappointed that Josh wasn’t coming to something? #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If she’d had more Alan would have worked harder to get his hands on it. #AlanTruther #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My wife walked down alone with me walking up to meet her in the middle. #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m no fancy-pants uptown fella but £6k is hardly a fortune. #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The evidence just keeps adding up against Alan! #AlanTruther #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look at it this way Ruth, at least this friendship didn’t end with your daughter shagging them. #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stop offering to service Stella! #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ruth desperately wants friends but, unfortunately, keeps being Ruth. #TheArchers
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alj8.bsky.social @alj8.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me and my partner are going to have to leave the country because of this government (ILR refused). Very much looking forward to Labour cabinet members boasting about net immigration figures when it’s our lives theyve completely upended to reduce that number by 2
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Medieval Rabbits beating up a man
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
These things are NOT mutually exclusive, as I have experienced firsthand theneuroscienceofeverydaylife.substack.com/p/no-ai-i-do...
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No, AI, I do NOT think nuclear war is a good thing
It has been prominently pointed out that Google's AI thinks a nuclear war could be GOOD for society. However, this actually my fault. But it highlights yet more flaws with AI, rather than me.
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cool nostalgia thread for the terminally online. And quite quaint to see people who think the Bath Based Rev didn’t go mad until after the Indy-ref.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’d understand it if they seemed willing to come together and put out to tender a joint services contract across the village farms. That would be interesting, instead it seems like they’re taking the tried and tested Tom & Helen approach of entitled whining for a week or so. #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ve a strong suspicion that the SWs are actually on the side of the corporate vets. They’ve not exactly chosen their most sympathetic characters to take on this fight. #TheArchers
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If Tom, Helen and Pip are the future for farming communities we should probably give up now and get cracking on the Soylent Green production. #FarmingTomorrow #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’ve managed to avoid having to cast Stella Snr then. #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lovell-James should grind them into the ground with charges then buy up the farms after they’re bankrupt! #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Who would have thought #TheArchers could have a storyline that makes be root for the corporate vet overlords. But here we are.
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Bridge Farm brand” #TheArchers
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Disgust Clint Eastwood
ALT: Disgust Clint Eastwood
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is Brian really against lining the pockets of shareholders? Surely that’s part of his whole thing. #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuck off Pip! #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Probably best have Pip do the lift. She’s been training with Rosie. #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now Pip! #TheArchers
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Please Kill Me Meme
ALT: Please Kill Me Meme
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now Tom and Helen! FFS! The SWS giveth and taketh. #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kicking the week off with Brian! Great stuff. #TheArchers
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Gone on holiday and I think this hotel is haunted by George Michael
Soap and a box of tissues, labelled “Carex” and “Whisper” respectively
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I really hope pundits can find a way to stop saying "despite everything going on off the pitch they're a great team" every match for the rest of the season
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
IMPORTANT ‼️ RUSSIA IS BOMBING KHARKIV'S TERMINAL POWER PLANT 5 RIGHT NOW ‼️ There was several missile strikes already during the last 15 minutes. Trump’s ceasefire didn't work.
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s this astute literary criticism that people come to be for.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is M&S is a clear sign that civilisation is coming to an end. There is no dignity anymore.
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watching Cat On A Hot Tin Roof again and thinking mainly about how much those children need a fucking slap.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this is gonna be the first November where the poppyshaggers have full, unrestricted access to Gen AI. It's going to be horrific.
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Jooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kind off unrelated but I suddenly remembered one Saturday night at the Cam Bar where the DJ hadn’t turned up so they just stuck that poorly named “New Rock Revolution” CD you got free with the NME on repeat.
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Returning to the scene of the crime! #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FFS, the eulogy is easy Alan. “I think what we all remember most about Carol is her inability to use her banking app. What was she like? Always adding extra zeros” #TheArchers
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Nick @checkyoursheds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#AlanTruther #TheArchers
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