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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love Letter Press 🤝 Just Right Press This town is big enough for the two of us
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmfao
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When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maggie Vandewalle. "The Stuff of my Daydreams" Watercolour on paper. #Caturday
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vicky 🌻 @crowwkui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⚢ butch4butch + sock garters round 2 (also +ties)
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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Mollyritaville🔞🍹 @dbag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Harlow and her bike #furryart
Digital illustration of a butch ovcharka sheepdog in a leather jacket on a black motorcycle
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bunny
Digital sketch of an anthropomorphic dwarf rabbit wearing a blazer, skirt, heels, and cat-eye glasses
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 26/09/2026
I'M SORRY WHAT
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Kermit the Frog - Talking Heads "Once in a Lifetime"
YouTube video by Laser Time
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chartreuse27.bsky.social @chartreuse27.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@corruptivespirit.bsky.social goop doing latex
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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good doggy!! 🎀🦴
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kit puppy @estrogendog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yuzu 🍊
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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InCase @incase.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Witch and Nun part 5/8 The title never specified which nun it is.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girls only erection club
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ouroboros
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Xing🔞 @xing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Back view
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aya doggie Θ∆ @puppyywife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pretty puppy :3
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Ilya Kuvshinov @kuvshinov-ilya.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
one of the things that separates mammals from the rest of the animal kingdom is live birth, with the exception of echidnas, platypuses, and bears, of course. bears use the build-a-bear workshop
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rule 10. The sexual tension must be so thick as to require a chainsaw to cut it
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Roman Božkov. (b.1980 Russia) Hazy Morning, 2020. oil on linen.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Puppy and flower
Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
by emily duffin
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Trixie @miloandme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The FBI used to be legitimate.
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nikki 🔞 @pinkshinyhorns.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
their owners set up a playdate!
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
top who makes you pet her hair a bit each time you leave the apartment
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ᴅᴀᴠᴇ¹³¹² @goonv.blue · 28/08/2026
zhao
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Meg Adams (ArtbyMoga) @artbymoga.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“PANC” (2026)
Panc means “panic” it’s just written/spoken so quickly you skip the “i”. 
PANC
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just wondering if I didn't get that 2nd date because I used my chicken tenders like a spoon to eat mashed potatoes.
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Trashcamell 🏳️‍⚧️>>ASC @trashcamell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stuck~
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Myno @mynotar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Acrylic markers are really fun
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wonder if sisyphus ever found a way to have fun with or even sexualize his boulder
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
By Tito Merello Vilar
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Morning It is morning, and again I am the lucky person to be in it - Mary Oliver 🎨 Kevin Kia
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Look at them go!
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HolyMeh @holymeh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
---Tea time--- After completing the training, you will become a skilled lady, able to fulfill the secret desires of other ladies. Of course, you'll be given a presentation before entering the school. patreon.com/Holymeh bsky.app/profile/holy...
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Dames. They's nothing but trouble. I's know because I's was a dames, and I's was nothing but trouble. The boss be a dames too, and she's savouring the constant gender euphoria of being nothing but trouble."
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nikki 🔞 @pinkshinyhorns.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
cw // plushophilia, cuck hey looks like she's having fun with her new owner
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