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@charlienotbatman.bsky.social
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow! Can we clone this man? Asking for every American City! 😍
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only thing out of Dems’ mouths for the next six weeks should be: Donald Trump single-handedly drove up gas prices by starting a senseless war, and it will only get worse if you re-elect Republicans
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/09/2026
you don’t have to have the conversation on their terms and in fact you shouldn’t have the conversation on their terms more democrats should follow this playbook instead of existing in a constant defensive crouch
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Remember, the Constitution doesn’t begin with, ‘I, the president.’ It begins with, ‘We, the people.’ ” —Gloria Steinem at the 2017 Women’s March
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Tangerine Twit Troll @tangerinetwittroll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who knew the Canadians could play the same game?
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
White House: "President Trump remains in excellent health."
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Donald Trump isn't taking the RNC's defeat in the Supreme Court very well. I agree it was a "tremendous loss" for him and the GOP. I am always happy to oblige in delivering him court defeats.😂 Thankfully, it was a great victory for voters and free and fair elections!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 06/06/2026
FOX News did to our parents what they thought Pokémon would do to us: it made them believe in imaginary monsters.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Dan Rather represents an era when journalism wasn't as polarized into political groups. I miss those days. 😭
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Tim Longman 🏳️‍🌈 @timlongman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Maybe it's just me, but I would much rather have the federal government use my tax dollars to pay for daycare instead of wars and ICE raids and presidential ballrooms and lining the pockets of the president and his grifting cabal of sycophants.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.
"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary
A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Obama will always be the better man.
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Alison1972 @alison1972.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
everything went downhill after the dinosaurs died
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Everything is Final Fantasy @finalfantasypod.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Sauron has announced that Saruman will be moved to the newly created Committee for Everlasting Peace on Middle Earth. The Witch King will be taking over Saruman’s duties as head of the Department of Orcs. Both have been thanked for their service.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Gavin Newsom: “Review the tape — Trump spent more time talking about the curtains & his ballroom than of the 4 service members that died bc of his operation & his declaration of war without congressional consent — He still has not articulated clear vision of what the end game is. Period. Full stop”
Gov. Gavin Newsom speaks with members of the news media. (Photo by Sean Rayford/Getty Images)
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 01/03/2026
We had elections during the Civil War. Trump has no mechanism to delay, postpone, or suspend elections—legally or otherwise. Accountability is coming. And there's nothing that can be done to stop it.
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Team USA's gold medalists Hilary Knight, Megan Keller, Jack and Quinn Hughes joined Connor Storrie during his SNL monologue. #SNL #TeamUSA
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Morning.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.
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Rebel with a Cause @rebelwithacause2.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Says the guy who auctioned off little girls Says the guy who trafficked little girls Says the guy who raped little girls Voter cheating, or electoral fraud, is extremely rare in the USA Only 39 cases of voter fraud were ID'd in a recent election, a mere 0.000039% of over 100 million ballots cast
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 15/02/2026
A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.   This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.   Not one dime for this cruelty. www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
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Ofelia Torres, teen who fought to have her father released from ICE custody, dies from rare cancer
Ofelia Torres, 16, died on Friday from Stage 4 alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer, her father's lawyer confirmed.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
let's stay together
walgreens sign that says algreens
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Bring it on.
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Billy Bob @billybob5.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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AMHotFlash @amhotflash.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
🔻…🔻
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/02/2026
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Good morning
A parody of a Peanuts cartoon strip in which Lucy says, "I feel torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy..."
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 27/01/2026
Kristi Noem must resign. And if she won’t, she must be held accountable and impeached by Congress.
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
We're having a Kent State every week.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 10/01/2026
Breaking news: The Washington National Opera announced plans to leave its longtime home at the Kennedy Center, a move following reports of declining ticket sales and upheaval since President Trump’s takeover.
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Washington National Opera is moving out of the Kennedy Center
The Washington National Opera decided on Friday to move out of its longtime home at the Kennedy Center. The center said it ended the relationship.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This must keep happening. apple.news/AYYE3dh1QQWu...
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More musicians cancel Kennedy Center concerts after board votes to add Trump's name — NBC News
Recent cancellations have left the performing arts center in Washington with gaps in programming for Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Scrooge yelling from window: “Is he dead yet?”
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107. 12 days of work in 107 days. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/11/2025
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Charlie @charlienotbatman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@msnbc.com Would you please put the Attorney General's race in Virginia in heavier status rotation. I see it maybe once every 30 minutes (if that).
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans. Nero would be proud.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Speaks poorly of Doc he could never cure Sneezy.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Look, folks, he's the *Speaker* of the House, not the Listener of the House or the Watcher of the House. You can't expect him to be aware of major events that are unfolding right before him.
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stat-monkey.bsky.social @stat-monkey.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Thank you to all my brothers and sisters on the line today!
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
More than a decade ago, I sat down with @marcmaron.bsky.social in his garage to tape something new called a podcast. This time, he came to me to record his last episode. We talked about the power of conviction, decency in an age of division, and the true story of America.
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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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