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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The last time I saw this many Yankee errors General Ambrose Burnside delayed his river crossing while waiting for pontoon bridges, allowing Confederates to fortify. He then ordered suicidal frontal charges against entrenched positions, resulting in over 12,000 Union casualties.

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jay Leno's Law is the equivalent of Megan's Law but for middle-aged men

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Glad to see his head has gone down to a normal size though

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Guy whose answers to every question are derailed because he can't stop talking about how he hates the Portuguese

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Talarico is pivoting to transphobia to appeal to people who are literally too stupid to count to 1

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

They're talking about literal roots. Those people (well, they used to be people) belong to the Milton Keynes mycelium network now.

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Okay, this may be one field where LLMs can do it as well as the professionals

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yes, Jim. Give me your wallet. You're only going to spend that money on drugs anyway.

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You can bet my eventual suicide note is going to be an extremely rich text. Lots of cultural and literary allusions. I've already got the epigraph planned.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

soft cell voice once I rangered here now im driving steer this Lonesome Dove im leaving my romance with Clara im grieving take my cows to Montana up north Lonesome Dove (whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh) Lonesome Dove

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Because nobody has had the balls to make a comedy

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

How the hell has it only been a year since this was posted

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The San Diego Safari Park used to have a tram service called the Wgasa Line. This was not, as you might imagine, an African name. The planners, who were having trouble deciding what to call it, chose that as an acronym for "Who gives a shit anyway?"

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

september issue is out

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

When Paul chuckles on the word "teacher" in "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" because John was outside the booth mooning him

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「ＹＡＳＥ」 eclipse @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

People calling this animal abuse as if getting the chance to tear some dumb fucker limb from limb isn't exactly what every chimpanzee dreams of

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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔

Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

(Watching the ocean of Solaris resolve itself into a formation in the unmistakable likeness of Peter Griffin) Holy crap

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My man is about to get it wetter than a Seattle swimming pool

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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.

Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.

The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”

Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.

“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

These days the kids are all spoiled, they won't touch anything but pure powder

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Counterpoint: He no longer needs any of these things

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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/08/2026

I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.

A cartoon character who looks very similar to beloved character Ziggy, but looks cruel and has a big "W" on his shirt

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

His mother was Dumbo and his father was one of those inflatable waving guys they put outside car dealerships

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What if the world was made of candy

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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my god I think I found the video.

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Once at a high-class gala, Winston Churchill encountered a society lady who, upon smelling liquor on his breath, remarked, "Why, Winston, you're drunk!" Churchill, ever the quick wit, replied, "I sure am," and proceeded to urinate in his pants.

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

(randy newman voice) i want to fuck you like an animal

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦: 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 is the fifth entry in the 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 series and a soft reboot of the franchise following 2019’s 𝘔𝘺 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦’𝘴 𝘏𝘢𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦, a critical darling that nevertheless disappointed at the box office. It is the first movie to feature actors pretending to be other people

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Just once, would it kill them too lead with a photo of the guy's bloody corpse?

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Manuel Puig's least-loved novel, "Ass of the Spider-Woman"

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Much like Conor Macgregor, when these guys talk about immigrants "abusing our women," "our" is the operative word

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Fudgie B. @jinjo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

They are changing him.. #experiments

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Gaspard Delanwe @charlesnorwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

They never tore down the building?

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Repeat after me: I am not gayer than Josef Stalin. I am not gayer than Ben Mora. I am not gayer than Brennan Lee Mulligan. I am not gayer than Cardi B. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be gayer than I am.

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