Reposted by Charles Austinhot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i hate doing self promotion, but i feel that i've released the most impressive music video of my entire beautifully stagnant career and it would mean the world to me if you checked it out! linktr.ee/hotdad 47226
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If Timothée Chalamet sees his shadow it means six more weeks of Oscar season 040
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026On May 29, 2026, a young man named Bubba Harrelson was recorded trying a jar of Kool-Aid infused pineapple spears. “Dat bih tough,” he remarked after taking a sip of the Kool-Aid, following it up with, “Dat bih gah,” after chomping on one of the pineapple slices. His reaction to the culinary com 0131
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In my lifetime there will be a Star Wars reboot called "The Star Wars" 1210
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fast food workers should have to tell you their politics when they hand you the bag. I want to know that my cheesy gordita crunch was made by a good fucking person 2241
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Whoever said Bluesky is methadone twitter was right. Even in its greatly diminished form twitter is still 100x better and more vibrant than this dump. There are fewer classic tweets nowadays but there will never be a classic bluesky post 1141
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yall this site has finally gotten too toxic for me. For my mental health I will be moving to the metaverse, follow me there if you like ✌️ 0230
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It pains me to say but McKinsey got this one wrong. I believe the Metaverse will actually be worth 100 trillion by 2030 0351
Reposted by Charles Austintircpod.bsky.social @tircpod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Westminster Ice Cream Wars ft. Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media returns to the show to discuss the time he confronted illegal ice cream vendors on Westminster Bridge by pulling up with his own "completely legal" ice cream van handing out desserts for free. www.patreon.com/TroubleInRiv...patreon.com38 - The Westminster Ice Cream Wars (ft. Jim Waterson) | Trouble in River CityJim Waterson returns to the show to discuss the time he confronted illegal ice cream vendors on Westminster Bridge by pulling up with his ow 011
Reposted by Charles AustinMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the only "lesbian bars" i'm interested in are the ones taylor swift is singing! 01086
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh hell naw! Next time you talk to me I’m gonna be 7’1” 010
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Have you seen these things, folks? They’re so “Big” it’s like a damn Tom Hanks movie on her chest! 150
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And podcasters in Chicago. Check this out….. fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 130
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mark Twain said that when everyone is having dinner with Jay Z, it's good to be the server. 1163
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You should be required to have an email address from a retirement community in order to register a Facebook account 0150
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm smiling so big thinking about how this person is named Exa Dark Sideræl. Don't you get at least a LITTLE joy from being ruled by the dumbest people to have ever lived? 1110
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lil bro said money is chopped cause cringe uncs stay glazing it 😂 0140
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If I was a billionaire you would see me everywhere. Posting 500 times a day. Hot Ones. Mar a Lago. Billboards with no text where I'm standing with my arms crossed. I think I would develop a lot of interesting opinions too. 0130
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Cameron Winter is better than any artist of my generation. Just watched the Lowlands Fest version of Trinidad, a song I've heard a million times, and genuinely laughed out loud and gasped "holy shit" at the ways this song has changed since the last time I heard it 2110
Reposted by Charles Austincaylen @caylen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i've posted this before but @charlesaustin.bsky.social summarized the saga of rivers cuomo better than anyone: 1908
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Thanks to declining birthrates there's only a sucker being born every minute and a half 2241
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I try to support my local crickets but the crickets on my block have no timing and do not listen to each other. They're not gonna make it 190
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026the devil version of being invited to the cookout is being invited to the crossroads 090
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I plan to make 1 billion dollars over the next 100,000 years 0130
Reposted by Charles Austinjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 17/08/2026lot of really good incel monologues in this one because they're in Quora English so they're extra rambly and make no fucking sense 1233
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Quora seems like good place to get advice if you think AI is too accurate and not obsequious enough 0414
Reposted by Charles AustinDBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This was so fucking fun. PLEASE check k it OUT 4432
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Possibly an all-timer here with @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social folks, free episode 👇patreon.com451 - Tavern Twins Restaurant Rescue (ft. DeadBlossomJesse) | episode 1The Tavern Twins, Tim Tavern (Branson) and Tom Tavern (Jesse), attempt to save the struggling Theme's Bar, Grill, and Bar. Can the Twins whi 1373
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Voting is fine but it’s more effective to go door to door and canvass for your preferred Michelob Ultra superior player of the match 010
Reposted by Charles AustinSTORES Podcast @storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 30/06/2026We went to Aldi w/ Charles of E1 Podcast All Deeze www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHpR... 1313
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This episode was recorded before the tragic breakup of Adam22 and Lena the Plug so some bits may not be accurate at time of publication 080
Reposted by Charles AustinDa Borderlands Lore Knower @thelukeman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I played myself. Luke Taylor. 1291
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026@thelukeman.bsky.social from @storesthepodcast.bsky.social on E1 today Free episode 👇patreon.com442 - Gas Station Attendants (ft. Luke Taylor) | episode 1442 - Gas Station Attendants (ft. Luke Taylor) by episode 1 on Patreon. Join episode 1's community for exclusive content and updates. 0120
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Enough about the Bears moving to Indiana. They should annex Green Bay. Let's end this historic rivalry once and for all. 040
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Please also stream on Spotify so we can help Daniel Ek invest in more AI weapons technology open.spotify.com/track/71JnY3...open.spotify.comSugar We All End Up in DiapersCharles Austin · Sugar We All End Up in Diapers · Song · 2026 010
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ...youtube.comCharles Austin - Sugar, We All End Up In DiapersYouTube video by Patrick’s Crazy Channel 110
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Patrick Doran from Podcast About List manipulated me into paying $4 to rent Benjamin Button when he had a free copy available the whole time. I am trying to move on from this traumatic experience but in the meantime I need people to stream this in the hopes that I can recoup my $4 1100
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Great conversation with @inthesedeserts.bsky.social (and @raaleh.bsky.social) about fraud, graft, and mismanagement in Afghanistan coming home to roost in the US. Free episode 👇patreon.com21 - Afscamistan (ft. Nate Bethea) | Trouble in River City21 - Afscamistan (ft. Nate Bethea) by Trouble in River City on Patreon. Join Trouble in River City's community for exclusive content and updates. 0192
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026There's a reason we rushed out the E1 Biden ep in Feb. 2020! It was already clear his brain was completely melted and we naively thought he wasn't making it to super tuesday 1100
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Sharon Osbourne should make the Ozzy hologram parrot her Zionist views 1111
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Sparkling wine from France’s champagne region hits different. It’s worse. 0181
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xL...youtube.comOutdoor Miner (Wire)YouTube video by Charles Austin 010
Reposted by Charles AustinDevin Thomas O’Shea @devintoshea.bsky.social · 21/04/2026tons of fun chatting with @charlesaustin.bsky.social and @boeckner.bsky.social about utopian University City for Trouble In River City 👇👇👇 www.patreon.com/posts/15-won... 092
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Putting Jesus on the cross at 33 was a big mistake. If it was me, I would have waited till he was 83. Probably wouldn't have been a big deal to his fans at that point. 0150
Reposted by Charles Austinjount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026getting yoda so high he starts talking normal 1452
