Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 3hYall this site has finally gotten too toxic for me. For my mental health I will be moving to the metaverse, follow me there if you like ✌️ 0180
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 3hIt pains me to say but McKinsey got this one wrong. I believe the Metaverse will actually be worth 100 trillion by 2030 0261
Reposted by Charles Austintircpod.bsky.social @tircpod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Westminster Ice Cream Wars ft. Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media returns to the show to discuss the time he confronted illegal ice cream vendors on Westminster Bridge by pulling up with his own "completely legal" ice cream van handing out desserts for free. www.patreon.com/TroubleInRiv...patreon.com38 - The Westminster Ice Cream Wars (ft. Jim Waterson) | Trouble in River CityJim Waterson returns to the show to discuss the time he confronted illegal ice cream vendors on Westminster Bridge by pulling up with his ow 011
Reposted by Charles AustinMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the only "lesbian bars" i'm interested in are the ones taylor swift is singing! 01076
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mark Twain said that when everyone is having dinner with Jay Z, it's good to be the server. 1153
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You should be required to have an email address from a retirement community in order to register a Facebook account 0140
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm smiling so big thinking about how this person is named Exa Dark Sideræl. Don't you get at least a LITTLE joy from being ruled by the dumbest people to have ever lived? 190
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lil bro said money is chopped cause cringe uncs stay glazing it 😂 0130
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If I was a billionaire you would see me everywhere. Posting 500 times a day. Hot Ones. Mar a Lago. Billboards with no text where I'm standing with my arms crossed. I think I would develop a lot of interesting opinions too. 0120
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Cameron Winter is better than any artist of my generation. Just watched the Lowlands Fest version of Trinidad, a song I've heard a million times, and genuinely laughed out loud and gasped "holy shit" at the ways this song has changed since the last time I heard it 2100
Reposted by Charles Austincaylen @caylen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i've posted this before but @charlesaustin.bsky.social summarized the saga of rivers cuomo better than anyone: 1898
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Thanks to declining birthrates there's only a sucker being born every minute and a half 2231
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I try to support my local crickets but the crickets on my block have no timing and do not listen to each other. They're not gonna make it 180
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026the devil version of being invited to the cookout is being invited to the crossroads 080
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I plan to make 1 billion dollars over the next 100,000 years 0120
Reposted by Charles Austinjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 17/08/2026lot of really good incel monologues in this one because they're in Quora English so they're extra rambly and make no fucking sense 1233
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Quora seems like good place to get advice if you think AI is too accurate and not obsequious enough 0404
Reposted by Charles AustinDBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This was so fucking fun. PLEASE check k it OUT 4432
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Possibly an all-timer here with @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social folks, free episode 👇patreon.com451 - Tavern Twins Restaurant Rescue (ft. DeadBlossomJesse) | episode 1The Tavern Twins, Tim Tavern (Branson) and Tom Tavern (Jesse), attempt to save the struggling Theme's Bar, Grill, and Bar. Can the Twins whi 1373
Reposted by Charles AustinSTORES Podcast @storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 30/06/2026We went to Aldi w/ Charles of E1 Podcast All Deeze www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHpR... 1313
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This episode was recorded before the tragic breakup of Adam22 and Lena the Plug so some bits may not be accurate at time of publication 070
Reposted by Charles AustinDa Borderlands Lore Knower @thelukeman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I played myself. Luke Taylor. 1291
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026@thelukeman.bsky.social from @storesthepodcast.bsky.social on E1 today Free episode 👇patreon.com442 - Gas Station Attendants (ft. Luke Taylor) | episode 1442 - Gas Station Attendants (ft. Luke Taylor) by episode 1 on Patreon. Join episode 1's community for exclusive content and updates. 0120
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Enough about the Bears moving to Indiana. They should annex Green Bay. Let's end this historic rivalry once and for all. 030
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Patrick Doran from Podcast About List manipulated me into paying $4 to rent Benjamin Button when he had a free copy available the whole time. I am trying to move on from this traumatic experience but in the meantime I need people to stream this in the hopes that I can recoup my $4 190
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Great conversation with @inthesedeserts.bsky.social (and @raaleh.bsky.social) about fraud, graft, and mismanagement in Afghanistan coming home to roost in the US. Free episode 👇patreon.com21 - Afscamistan (ft. Nate Bethea) | Trouble in River City21 - Afscamistan (ft. Nate Bethea) by Trouble in River City on Patreon. Join Trouble in River City's community for exclusive content and updates. 0182
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Sharon Osbourne should make the Ozzy hologram parrot her Zionist views 1111
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Sparkling wine from France’s champagne region hits different. It’s worse. 0181
Reposted by Charles AustinDevin Thomas O’Shea @devintoshea.bsky.social · 21/04/2026tons of fun chatting with @charlesaustin.bsky.social and @boeckner.bsky.social about utopian University City for Trouble In River City 👇👇👇 www.patreon.com/posts/15-won... 092
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Putting Jesus on the cross at 33 was a big mistake. If it was me, I would have waited till he was 83. Probably wouldn't have been a big deal to his fans at that point. 0150
Reposted by Charles Austinjount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026getting yoda so high he starts talking normal 1452
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The idea that it’s “adult” mac and cheese if it has peas and bacon in it should be a universal principle. Caviar with peas in it is adult caviar. 0180
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026In Louisiana they put real gator in the Gatorade 0180
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026In many cultures, money is seen as a sign of wealth 39912
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Breaking: I am trying to raise $5 billion or more from foreign governments and others for my private equity firm 1110
Reposted by Charles AustinEnd Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Told one of my favourite stories to Dan, Hesse, and Charles. Did you know that the early Italian mafia was primarily a counterfeiting organisation!!!!!! 0113
Reposted by Charles AustinCharles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025What they don't want you to know is that a single South African man controls the media. His influence is so vast that they call his app "The Everything App" 1314
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Just dropped a live performance of "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2," an early Fortune Kit stoner rock song about downloading misattributed MP3s on early filesharing services 1227
Reposted by Charles AustinEnd Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 26/02/2026As you know I am addicted to starting new projects with friends... and when @boeckner.bsky.social said he wanted to revive Bottlemen, I couldn't say no. Except we also roped in Hesse and @charlesaustin.bsky.social and we're talking about scams and scammers, rather than Canada. Check it out! 2193
Reposted by Charles AustinCHAPO TRAP HOUSE @chapotraphousereal.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Seasoned food 😋The power it has! The cultural significance it has! The flavor it has! The range it has! 101123
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I've got a new show about scams with Hesse Deni, Dan Boeckner, and @raaleh.bsky.social. This one with @jim.londoncentric.media is a great place to start. Very fun story about an eccentric mob-connected businessman's tax-avoidance scheme that involves farming snails in vacant office spacespatreon.com03 - Snail Trail (ft. Jim Waterson) | Trouble in River CityGet more from Trouble in River City on Patreon 082
Reposted by Charles AustinMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up 2558329903
Reposted by Charles AustinCHAPO TRAP HOUSE @chapotraphousereal.bsky.social · 08/01/202610 years, 1000 episodes....time flies! 51214
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Chapo Trap House Episode 1000 is out now Starring Brendan James, Hasan Piker, Raina Douris, Ryan Grim, Hesse Deni, the Chapo guys, and oh so many more. Written by me and Branson. Free to listen on both E1 and Chapo Patreons 👇patreon.comCTH 1000 - How the West Was Wing | episode 1Get more from episode 1 on Patreon 0412
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Join us tonight on Twitch as we raise money for Palestine Children's Relief Fund. www.twitch.tv/episodeonepo... We will be writing the scintillating erotic novel "Alex Branson's Friction" and probably racing ducks and spinning a big wheel with our names on it. 190
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026How many times do you think Trump explained Phantom of the Opera to a bunch of disinterested 14 year old girls on Epstein's Island 1412
Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 06/01/2026COMING THURSDAY: An E1 x Chapo Trap House event. For Chapo's 1,000th episode we present a stirring homage to Aaron Sorkin's masterpiece The West Wing. Starring Hasan Piker, Brendan James, and many more! Many are calling it the most consequential podcast since Pixar's Sodas. 0616
