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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 12h
squish man twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
live bug goes live twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as a Guy, I am always fighting for 50 bigger beers or 50 bigger boobs 💪
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do you think Seth rogen can afford to buy a kindle paperwhite
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i once met a guy who could not stop looking at poon porno. he just couldn't get enough of the stuff! lol
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they say that bugs can't get in trouble, and i believe it. have you ever seen a bug in time-out or grounded for a month? i pretty seriously doubt you have, but feel free to let me know if you've seen otherwise
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please give me the lists that I need thank you so much
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
woola woola wonga wonga twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they say that bugs can't get in trouble, and i believe it. have you ever seen a bug in time-out or grounded for a month? i pretty seriously doubt you have, but feel free to let me know if you've seen otherwise
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Inspiring Awesome #Tuesday Question
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bed time twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
can i do that? why or why not?
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
pissing me off, pissing me on, pissing me in, pissing me out
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's a truly sad day: i discovered that i have been quietly usurped by AI slop in the tiktok "my grandson" music charts. big congrats to the lyrical lanterns for their hard work, and i wish the best to all the grandsons out there
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hi twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The joke of Sydney Sweeney Boobs (big)
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
horse house house house horse twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
holy crap, Porn™ just got remastered and re-released! i cant wait to spend some Alone time with this... 😅
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
have you ever gotten something tangled up in something else before? if so, please email me ASAP (URGENT) at: uncleerik@fascinatingquestions.biz
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@911 #help #twintowers #nyc
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I found it twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
labor bug live twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
creami streami 😋 twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Most adults in North America have not even heard my new song yet 😱
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
live me now twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Most adults in North America have not even heard my new song yet 😱
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Please let me know what you think, this is VERY important to me 🥹
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Greatest song of the 80? Would you rock with this guy with the power of roll? 💪
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am just a young man who is hoping you will check out his cool roll song today 😄
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 27/08/2026
My son woke me up at 3AM this morning for reasons I still don't fully understand and this song was looping in my head until I fell back asleep around 4 or so.
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Greatest song of the 80? Would you rock with this guy with the power of roll? 💪
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Smegory @smegorywilliford.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I shot this music video for THE @hotterdad.bsky.social and poon sauvage. Check it! My uncle's friend got us access to a studio for, yes, 2 hours! Thanks, Uncle Jed.
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
woof twitch.tv/hotterdad
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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 26/08/2026
gotta be careful what you put in your games because sometimes it starts becoming real
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you could rock with me for two hours a day, would you do it? let me know, please!
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bug worm slug twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
when it comes to guitar, i have no problem using Drop D tuning but when it comes to D cup breasts, i am holding on for dear life
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
when it comes to guitar, i have no problem using Drop D tuning but when it comes to D cup breasts, i am holding on for dear life
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
what if guys cummed as much as they piss? same volume of liquid, not frequency. would it still be “Super Cute” ?? 🤔🤔🤔
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
what if guys cummed as much as they piss? same volume of liquid, not frequency. would it still be “Super Cute” ?? 🤔🤔🤔
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my fleshlight just got an IUD so... no more condoms for me!!!! yay 🤩🤩🤩
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my fleshlight just got an IUD so... no more condoms for me!!!! yay 🤩🤩🤩
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i don't even use toilets, i just use condoms
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
posting that I am live (to be nice) twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
honestly, i've only ever encountered individual boobs, but i love the idea of a pair
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i guess we CAN all sorta get along... twitch.tv/hotterdad
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hilarious Bidet Electrocution Prank Turns Tragic 😮
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
honestly, i've only ever encountered individual boobs, but i love the idea of a pair
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i wanted to let everyone know that I had a serious sperm injury today. I'm okay, but a lot of my sperms have been injured, and they'll be in a bandage for the next few weeks. it's going to be a tough time for me and my family, but the doctor is predicting a full recovery however, so praise #Jesus
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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
a cool fun fact is that my dad actually voiced the main character in Tetris
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