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Mark Carlile

@chapmansfriend.bsky.social
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Lapsed history prof. Likes: Marquette sports, baseball, Reading FC, music, movies, TV Dislikes: fascism

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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On this date in 1977, Glenn Burke and Dusty Baker invented the high five.
Colored-pencil card drawings of Glenn Burke and Dusty Baker high-fiving
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s so funny that people were like “OMG a 2PM Oval Office announcement, is Trump going to end the war in Iran or invade Cuba?!?!” and it turns out, no, he’s just going to rant about how good the economy is + how elections are rigged and then fall asleep
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally, we're getting the darker and grittier version of Mary Poppins. I'd like to see you claim Hollywood is out of ideas now!
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A darker Mary Poppins TV series is in the works
A darker Mary Poppins TV series is in the works
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Mark Carlile @chapmansfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1: “CORNBREAD, Earl and Me.” Mid-70s gritty slice-of-life drama that has a great message, but it’s let down by some hacky writing and poor production values— too bad. Notable for co-starring Laurence Fishburne (in his first feature film) and future basketball Hall of Famer Jamaal “Silk” Wilkes
Movie poster for the film Cornbread, Earl and Me
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.”
Tom Wilkinson holding 20 baguettes in Michael Clayton
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 27/09/2026
If someone contends they've never even heard "Haitian Divorce" or "My Old School," it may say more about them. With incessant news coverage and chart presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance. There is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard it: cultural cachet
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Daniel Fienberg @thefienprint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe YOU can watch this without getting sniffly. I can't speak for YOUR lack of soul. Sports, man.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
King Leer
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 25/09/2026
“A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms… What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? [grabs a baseball bat] Baseball!“
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gang of Four’s “Entertainment!” was released on this date in 1979.
Colored-pencil card drawing of Andy Gill, Dave Allen, Jon King, and Hugo Burnham
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H. theonion.com/baseball-ana...
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H.
‘It Doesn’t Matter What It Measures, It Just Has To Be Called B.L.E.P.H.,’ Say Analysts
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey no offense man but shouldn’t I be asking YOU stuff like this? I’m not the damn World War II museum.
Cheesy fundraising mailer from The National WWII Museum with one of the fake handwritten notes asking, “Kenneth, did someone in the Jennings family serve in World War II?”
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Xi - “Wow. You made a circle out of concrete… you must be very proud.”
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bruce Springsteen, 1984 Topps style, in honor of his birthday today
Colored-pencil card drawing of Bruce Springsteen
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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taught the Fugitive Slave Act for the first time in a few years. Man, my head was spinning as I uttered my familiar refrain about how the FSA radicalized Northerners who maybe never thought much about slavery until they saw people being snatched off the street right in front of them...
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Euphoria Wait Is This Fucking Play About Us
Alt: Euphoria Wait Is This Fucking Play About Us
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is Roy Hartsfield, the first-ever manager of the Toronto Blue Jays. This photo was taken in February of 1977. At that time he was 51 years and four months old. We don't thank the sunscreen/moisturizer industry nearly enough for all it has done for us.
Photo of a man in a Blue Jays hat. He looks like he's 70 if he's a day
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On this day in 2009, Mad Men aired "Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency."
blood splatters all over Paul, HArry, and two other Sterling Cooper employees
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Mark Carlile @chapmansfriend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1: “Finding Forrester,” aka the “you’re the man now, dog” movie. A talented, unfocused kid from the Bronx starts working with a reclusive novelist (Sean Connery) to hone his writing skills. It’s a familiar plot and the story beats aren’t surprising, but the Connery-Rob Brown rapport ups this a notch
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You're The Man Now Dog - Iconic Movie Quote from Finding Forrester
Alt: You're The Man Now Dog - Iconic Movie Quote from Finding Forrester
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really don’t know how you come back from this as a team.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/09/2026
this is the most fucked up thing i’ve ever seen
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“WKRP in Cincinnati” premiered on this date in 1978.
Colored-pencil card drawing of Dr. Johnny Fever
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the discourse is tremendous
a long and tortured conversation about the boys are back in town and boys of summer
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 18/09/2026
dudes rock www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/w...
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Can Two Friends Complete a Game No One Has Ever Finished? (Gift Article)
The Campaign for North Africa, a staggeringly complicated World War II board game, has stymied players for decades. Now two guys in England are giving it a serious go.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Billy @billygomila.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ole Miss is ready to separate by color, you say
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NEW: Pope Leo XIV’s brother, John, told Italian media that the pope helped him file his tax return and, over a video call, got him back into a computer he had locked himself out of. Prevost propped his iPad on the dead machine and asked his brother what to do. “Because I’m computer illiterate.”
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Pope Leo XIV Does Tech Support and Tax Prep for His Brother in Suburban Chicago
John Prevost locked himself out of a new computer, propped his iPad on top of it, and called the Vatican. Then he told Italian TV what makes him proudest of his brother: “He hasn’t collapsed yet.”
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Albumism @albumism.com · 16/09/2026
The Jayhawks released ‘Hollywood Town Hall’ 34 years ago on September 15, 1992 album.ink/JayhawksHTH
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Rediscover The Jayhawks' 'Hollywood Town Hall' (1992) | Tribute
The sense of remoteness in the album’s cover image is an apt reflection of the band’s singularity in the alt-country genre at the time.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"in week one the ballroom is coming down and the kennedy center is reopening" - free statement to any dem who wants to win in 2028
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
McConnell is actually living the life right wingers think academics live
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026
They did WHAT on 3rd down
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I missed FAMU honoring Dolly Parton at Miami Friday night.
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Mark Carlile @chapmansfriend.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
1: “Phone Booth,” Colin Farrell steps into a phone booth and gets on the line with a sadistic sniper who’ll kill him if he hangs up. Solid premise but too many plot holes for me. It irrationally bothered me that the sniper’s voice didn’t sound like it would coming over the phone, but that’s just me
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Phone Booth 2002 Colin Farrell
Alt: GIF of Colin Farrell from the movie Phone Booth
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Excited to see it ! Here’s Chuck Jones’ rules for the original animated show
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The world is in a pretty shitty place right now but the grocery store just segued from “Walkin’ in Memphis” to “In a Big Country” and the vibes cannot get any better than that.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Albumism @albumism.com · 11/09/2026
Happy 25th Anniversary to Bob Dylan’s thirty-first studio album ‘Love And Theft’ originally released September 11, 2001 | Listen to the album + read our tribute by @tenelson65.bsky.social here: album.ink/BobDylanLAT
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