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@chaotichypno.com
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🔞 | NSFW | 30s, He/him | Hypnotist/Mad Scientist Taking over the world, one brainwashed good girl at a time. Support: chaotichypno.com/about

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Chris @chaotichypno.com · 24/09/2026
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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THIS IS AWESOME ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 16/09/2026
"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25. A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Chris @chaotichypno.com · 24/09/2026
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Dwight Schrute: It's True
Alt: Meme gif from The Office of character Dwight Schrute looking towards the camera and saying "It's True."
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👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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Chris @chaotichypno.com · 24/09/2026
You musn't give away the secrets so easily! ...although I suppose they're not going to do anything differently, with or without that knowledge. Nevermind, carry on.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
at the end of the day, its US law that is gonna be twisting ANY platform into complying panicking does nothing. if you want to make a diference, contact your senators and demand they vote no on KOSA, as an example of one such bill www.badinternetbills.com
badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
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♍ Bee 🐝 @sweetbee.vip · 24/09/2026
the worst ableism is the internalized ableism inside yourself that you listen to when it tells you that you're not doing enough when you're already doing more than you can handle
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4HEADBOIII @4headboiii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ANOTHER NEW DRESS I GOTTTTT😍😍😍 i dont have many black dresses but I feel so sexy with them heheheeeee theyre so fun!!!🖤 do u think I pull them off👀👀
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm back, I missed you all. Since this is an important subject I know too much about, here's a 🧵 explaining that AI Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult. I don't think these people should make policy. (1/?) (alternative title: Time For Some Cult Theory)
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jenna newman phd @jennanewman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“The whole ‘Oh no, our [AI] models went rogue’ thing ... When a bridge collapses, you don't analyze whether the bridge was ethical or sentient or why it decided to collapse. You ask, who is the person who built this bridge to be so flimsy?” @timnitgebru.blacksky.app
In my book I write, "Can a bridge decide to collapse?" The whole "Oh no, our models went rogue" thing ... When a bridge collapses, you don't analyze whether the bridge was ethical or sentient or why it decided to collapse.
You ask, who is the person who built this bridge to be so flimsy? There are permits you have to acquire. There are supposed to be tests. When you ask about the bridge collapsing itself, you've lost the thread.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remain convinced that the most effective response to a politician or a pundit who's pushing transphobia is "I'm not sure why you're obsessed with other people's genitals but it's really creepy"
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Chris @chaotichypno.com · 09/09/2026
Alas, no balloons here. Same principle, though.
A screenshot of the Twitter user profile for @ChaoticHypnosis, which features the ascending balloon animation indicative of the current date being that user's birthday.
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Knittposting 🔞 @knittposting.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
use win11debloat
github.com
GitHub - Raphire/Win11Debloat: A simple, lightweight PowerShell script that allows you to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to declutter and custom...
A simple, lightweight PowerShell script that allows you to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to declutter and customize your Windows experience....
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this sums it up pretty nicely
youtube.com
What Mamdani feels like as Mayor in NYC
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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Chris @chaotichypno.com · 09/09/2026
Alas, no balloons here. Same principle, though.
A screenshot of the Twitter user profile for @ChaoticHypnosis, which features the ascending balloon animation indicative of the current date being that user's birthday.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 02/09/2026
1Password supports straight-up Nazis, and you should stop using it.
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Chris @chaotichypno.com · 29/08/2026
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Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
Alt: Meme caption from The Wolf of Wall Street, a character in a suit and tie speaking to another character off-camera, captioned: "You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork.
Richard Hanania: The point of a game like Grand Theft Auto is to identify with the character.

By making a female character, the new game will be promoting autogynephilia.

There’s nothing necessarily wrong with that, and if they make her bisexual then the game won’t necessarily be unhealthy.
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soOolient 🎃 @solient.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you don't tell artists and writers that you like their work, the message they get from that is that posting is pointless.
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Chris @chaotichypno.com · 28/08/2026
Listen. Listen. Me feeding on your thoughts and will is no more ethically complicated than cats being carnivores. It's an issue of essence more than of choice. Besides, let's not pretend you wanted the things anyway. You can lie to yourself, if you like, but don't lie to me.
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Re-upping this one. This is literally early 1960s levels of censorship, and I can say that for sure because the last time I saw a work affected by a ban on the depiction of hypnosis it was STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20/09/2025
this message appears if you search for hypnosis on pornhub very normal response by society to the very real and very important threat of adult actors pretending to have sorcery make them sleepy it’s the dumbest micro-censorship in our society today
pornhub if you search for hypnosis

Warning
Your search could be for illegal and abusive sexual material, including non-consensual intimate imagery (NCIl) or image-based sexual abuse (IBSA).
The recording and/or distribution of NCIl may be a crime in the area where you reside, as well as in many other jurisdictions.
Actual or staged depictions of coerced or non-consensual sexual acts or the use of a person's likeness without their consent is not permitted on our site. We take image-based sexual abuse and non-consensual intimate imagery very
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sure seems like a cascading series of contaminated food making Americans sick should be a massive scandal for the USDA and Secretary Brooke Rollins
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Smutty @smutgrrl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fuck #youtube I guess. Appeal denied in under 24 hours, no human interaction, all ai (which is funny since they are purging so many channels for ai, but I digress). I've been terminated. Oh well...gonna pour my energy somewhere else. I wish there was a good competitor for them. PornHub could do it!
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Sam @sambeawesome.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Your daily reminder that artists are comment vampires and require a frequent dose of comments to survive. Consider donating your comments to your friendly neighborhood artists today. 🧛🎨
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Barbara Rainwasher 🥀 @masterbambie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Make the porn you want to see in the world
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
AI Companies Are Trying to Hide a Staggering Amount of Debt
AI companies are pouring tens of billions of dollars into enormous data centers. They're being built on top of a mountain of hidden debt.
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Mariah McCourt @monsterteatime.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I got into ASMR about five years ago now and find it VERY helpful for sleep sometimes. I get obnoxiously bad insomnia especially when I'm stressed. My kiddo also finds it really helpful for sleep. I strongly suspect a lot of ND folks make and watch ASMR.
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O w l l i e 🦉 @eternowllie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Google's AI seems to be able and willing to divulge private and personal information stored on users' Google Drives and such. Screenshots taken from here: www.reddit.com/r/IndieDev/s...
Reddit user KlubKofta: A player found out the ACTUAL name of my game's upcoming character from the Google Search AI - I has never told the name to anyone.

See more at: https://www.reddit.com/r/IndieDev/s/3qoLQczWfmScreenshots taken from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/IndieDev/s/3qoLQczWfmScreenshots taken from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/IndieDev/s/3qoLQczWfmScreenshots taken from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/IndieDev/s/3qoLQczWfm
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STrRedWolf @redwolf.ws · 07/08/2026
The quote is what gets me.
Arizona DOT installed a wildlife camera at Route 87's pedestrian crossing outside Payson last September. Standard deer migration count.  After six months, they had footage of zero deer and 147 clips of the same coyote pressing the crosswalk button with its paw at sunrise.  The animal waits for the walk signal.  Steps into the road.  Crosses at a trot. Every single time.  Biologists believe it learned by watching hikers at the adjacent trailhead. "It's not random," said the lead researcher. "That coyote understands cause and effect better than half our interns." DOT voted unanimously to keep the camera running.  The coyote hasn't jaywalked once.
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Chris @chaotichypno.com · 08/08/2026
X-2 and XIII-2 have very different kinds of sauce, I'm not sure why people would connect the two. I guess the flavors could be argued to complement one another, but idk, it seems more like adding a super nice mustard to a very fancy jam. Both are great individually! But just...no.
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Chris @chaotichypno.com · 08/08/2026
Insanity...aka business as usual. WTF.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Maid? Oh no sweetie, you don't have the relevant work experience for that role. You're going to be dish washer!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.
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Chris @chaotichypno.com · 08/08/2026
🤔📝
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Rain DeGrey @raindegrey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Art is always the answer 🦋
All white. Long white wavy hair with bangs. Pale skin. White ruffle gloves. White sheer dress. A halo of butterflies against a white wall. All white. Long white wavy hair with bangs. Pale skin. White ruffle gloves. White sheer dress. A halo of butterflies against a white wall. All white. Long white wavy hair with bangs. Pale skin. White ruffle gloves. White sheer dress. A halo of butterflies against a white wall.
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moonlit milly 🌕 GWF prep @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this sentiment is definitely applicable here
tumblr post by nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.
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Calia, CEO of CaliaCorp @mistresscalia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Inspired by a recent Reddit thread, I wrote a little blog post about making hypno/mind control content and keeping it sexy and consensual. Hope you find it interesting or useful.
mistresscalia.com
On Writing Hypnosis Erotica and Consent
How I make sure my files and stories allow for consent
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is your annual reminder
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Calia, CEO of CaliaCorp @mistresscalia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
2 things. 1: sleepingirl is one of the best writers on hypnosis there is. Buy copies of her books. I already have and reference them often. 2: I've seen such contempt for the idea that expertise should demand compensation in the Hypnosis space. This attitude pushes talented people away.
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Sleepingirl | חוה שושנה @sleepingirl.info · 06/08/2026
T-shirt hypnotist, if you somehow see this just know you are so brave under pressure, I could never do this, thank you for being cool about our kink
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Sleepingirl | חוה שושנה @sleepingirl.info · 06/08/2026
I don't do any DRM on anything I make, but it gets really disheartening when I hear people talk about how they share around my books and other stuff. I have had multiple people tell me to my face that they downloaded my books without paying, or shared copies amongst friends. Please don't do this :(
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If SCREEN were to pass, you'd be required to scan your face and upload an ID to access this site because it allows "harmful" material. This affects you even if you don't care about sex work or porn.
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