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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 5h

It's fall, so you can wear the sexiest thing ever made: Those themed, pattern cardigans moms in the 90s had.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 9h

Has anyone made a binder with a spiral pattern on it?

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 15h

Despite the conspiracy theories being really popular, there is surprising little kink material that fetishizes the GATE program.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Doms DM me saying they want to make me cry. I don't get why they think that's impressive, I already do it every night.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Do you think, in a low moment, a ventriloquist has ever thrown their voice to give themselves dirty talk.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's Halloween, meaning I'm allowed to be obsessed with Kuromi without being called an age regressor!

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I love haunted attraction werewolves, as its always instantly obvious which ones were designed by furries.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Have we just tried flirting with the zombie girls? Maybe that's the solution!

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh to react to hypnosis like the stage show version of an anime character.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We call it blocktober because you pull back on your stick.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why do we do chastity month in October and not May? Locky is a way funnier name.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Transgirl who learns hypnosis, just so she can cheat at Magic: The Gathering.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You think I'm lying when I say we should keep you in your cage?! Well, would you like me to go get Princess Makebelieve, the princess who looks like me in a blonde wig but is totally a real princess and knows what's best for you? Because you trust her totally, don't you?

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Due to a typo, your new mantra is "Content is sexy," so you're now aroused by Mr Beast.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sweetie, you started transitioning after me, that means I know wayyy more about girl stuff. So that means when I say an outfit is totally normal femme wear, you should just agree with me and put it. Even if it says bimbo on it! It's just a girl joke you don't get yet!

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everyone needs to get more accepting of gender stuff so I can be really problematic about it for sex reasons.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Put me in a kigurumi head and then smack it like a piñata.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why are there no porn creators (especially hypno porn ones) who act like obnoxious threater kids.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hypno creators don't lean into the propaganda video aesthetic enough.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Falls great as loads of snacks become little-coded

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"You have something behind your ear!" I say, before reaching around your head and ripping out your brain in one flowing movement.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sailor Moon is a bad Manga as they gave Sailor Neptune a hand mirror and never had her hypnotize someone with it.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lots of girls will pretend to be a vampire. But none of them will do the accent...

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Let's roleplay! You're the big, bad vampire hunter. And I'm the innocent local girl who thinks you should really increase your public liability insurance.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Could the person who received the suggestion to cum whenever they heard the phrase "discount sandwiches" send me a message? I forgot which one of you I gave it to, and I've got bad news about Philly Sub's new commercial.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you're hosting a kink night with a clothing-based theme, please have changing space. I'm not riding the bus in a full latex suit.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yeah...the clown lady did kidnap me and drag me to her lair. She was going to kill me, but I started crying because she wouldn't make me a balloon animal and she ended up letting me go. She says its because I was annoying, but I think she was just self-conscious about not being able to do it...

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you DM me about sissy hypno, I will invoice you for $500

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

'So, it's silly, but I like costumes." "That's cool! What do you like? Air hostess? Nurse? Teacher? Police Women?" *Sighs and pulls out my phone* "So are you familiar with themed restaurant chain Kawaii Monster Cafe..."

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I kinda want to buy the Marche Lorraine puppet just to use it as a hypnosis prop...

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hassan's thread is still one of the funniest crashouts in social media history. The easiest way to prove that sissy hypnosis (and any other weird bit of woo) isn't real is to ask yourself: "Is McDonald's using it?" If sissy hypno worked, they would be using it to sell Big Macs.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kink and pro-wrestling have a lot of crossover. For example, did you know wrestling fans call getting cucked, "signing with TNA"

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Usually, I'm against YouTube videos including hypnosis (because I'm the only one on that platform who can be trusted with it). But was just watching a video where people were attempting to trick a fake casino, and I'm honestly surprised no one attempted a sleeper agent dealer.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The best hypnotists have one weird eye. The weirder that eye, the better they are at hypnosis.

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M. Kistulot @madamkistulot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When I got this it was a brilliant silver, but now it looks like the path I must take has been laid before me. #Utena

An utena rose seal ring that has blackened with time thanks to the effect of oxidizing silver

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Inpatient HRT with a nurse who believes that, as they're new to their chosen gender, trans patients should be treated like babies

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#52 @experiment52.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yeah, you could make them say all sorts of perverse, dirty things. Unfortunately, as we all know, the hottest thing someone can say while under is being prompted to say "bye-bye/night-night" to their mind.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nintendo would make billions if they produced a HRT/Medication tracker app where a live-action Nurse Joy praises you whenever you take it.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The best thing about having a hypno kink is that everything that features a spiral pattern counts as porn.

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Hey, we saw you from across the bar and now you're gonna fuckin' die"

Utena and her Rose Bride Anthy dressed resplendently and showered with an explosion of rosepetals.

But in like a platonic way

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You should wear overalls more often. This is a fashion tip, and in no way something I'm suggesting for my own sexual pleasure. If it was for sexual reasons, I wouldn't be so upfront about it, right?

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Weird question, you know those makeover days places advertise. Does anywhere do one specifically for ugly people, so they can feel what its like to be not-ugly for a while?

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hypnotizing you and making you think you love Burger King, so I can get the Dragon Ball Z toys without having to eat it.

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#52 @experiment52.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hypnotising you to be arm-candy for a date, but really, it's an excuse to go to the Hello Kitty cafe. Look, if you order these dishes, you get these special novelty plates for free. You don't understand how much I need these. Eat your Keroppi pancakes for me.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Handler who stopped reading her hounds bedtime stories after they all got upset at the ending of Hound of the Baskervilles

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Being a hypnotist is easy, you've just got to disappoint your parents.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sucks how many call for pitches are: "Invest the time and money write 90% of an article or game, and send it to us for a 10% chance of us paying you to finish the last bit of it."

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dear Universal Studios people. Thanks for putting out an audio drama that's basically "ASMR: Chance The Clown puts you in a blender." You don't know how much I've been needing that.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Based on female character designs alone, I presume half the Phoenix Wright team were transfemme.

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