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chaos monkey

@chaos-monkey.bsky.social
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🔞 🏳️‍🌈 he/they, closer to 50 than 25 | queer, trans, horny. Nerd. | writer of smut & kink | consistently inconsistent | ⚠️ sometimes I reblog dick ⚠️ oh and, genAI users Fuck Off 🏳️‍🌈 🔞

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 17h
PSA: be careful listening to this in public unless you're REAL GOOD at keeping your expression under control 😳😳🔥 whew. (I thought I was good at that but *apparently I have limits*) (worth it)
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6480 ☜ @6480.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
screenshot study to work on my lineart original (sans penis) x.com/ZengDeng32/s...
monochrome sketch of hans from kingdom come deliverance tied to a tree half undressed and looking rather pleased about it. the hands are henry's if anyone needs confirmation
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
long legs
a poorly drawn cat lying down with its very long legsa black cat lying on a round gray rug in front of a white cabinet. the rug has a black cat design underneath the real cat, with printed legs sticking out and creating the illusion that the cat has extremely long legs
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No Spoons September is going just fucking fantastic, by the way.
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
btw
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/09/2026
having the rights to the muppets and not being able to work out how to make a muppets tv show feels like having two slices of bread, some butter, a knife, some cheese, and a recipe for a cheese sandwich, and not being able to work out how to make a cheese sandwich
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For fucks sake 😑 "I'm not transphobic, I just think [spouts the very definition of transphobia and anti-trans rhetoric]" *removes from playlists*
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "I haven't recovered from the previous clusterfuck"
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Getting a bit tired of very rich actors and directors saying ‘AI is here we have to learn how to use it’ instead of ‘I am wealthy enough to dedicate myself only to projects which employ talented human beings because anything else is an existential threat to human storytelling’
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melon's lemon bin 🔞 @lemonbin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
screenshot study from the mod where you swap in Hans for Katherine's romance seen. I am still not over it. #hansry
Fanart of Kingdom Come Deliverance. Hans is straddling Henry with a smug expression on his face. Henry looks up at Hans while lying down.
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Dr. Laci Brock 🪐 @stellerarts.com · 04/09/2026
Look at my tiny Moon painting! I photographed the Moon with my telescope, then used it as my reference
Small clay disk painted like the Moon Photograph of nearly-full Moon
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I made a #DetroitBecomeHuman fanvid about Markus and it's THE coolest thing I've ever done, pls pls pls give it a peek? It's my first video edit ever and I'm really proud of it! 😁 #dbh #markus #RK200 youtu.be/V0dlUO4M01w
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Markus - Rusted from the rain - DBH fanvid
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Caitlin ^.^ @caitlel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For nearly two centuries I stalked the streets like a ghost #bg3 #astarion #digitalart #astarionancunin #baldursgate3
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I made a #DetroitBecomeHuman fanvid about Markus and it's THE coolest thing I've ever done, pls pls pls give it a peek? It's my first video edit ever and I'm really proud of it! 😁 #dbh #markus #RK200 youtu.be/V0dlUO4M01w
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Markus - Rusted from the rain - DBH fanvid
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KIDNYSTNZ @kidnystnz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thinking about #dbh its 530 yayyyy #Markus #RK200
3 screenshots of Markus from Detroit: Become Human next to my drawing of him
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026
a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them
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☀️ @stel.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "holy fuck my brain is tired"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 29/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "this could be the beginning of some beautiful bullshit"
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
on fridays we become medieval cats
a medieval cat using a computer
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cunt orlok @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 28/08/2026
Tumblr post of three fellas holding each other's shoulders in a circle and blushing. text reads "i love being a pervert online with all of you"
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
strike a pose
a poorly drawn cat with an oversized paw, toe beans AND claws!a black cat sitting on a tiled floor with one hind paw raised very close to the camera, showing its toe beans and claws, while the cat's body appears farther away in the background
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
not Tim Curry too wtf 😭
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DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every day, my dude. Every single day. #art #cats #screaming
Doodle of a ginger cat with its mouth open really wide as if to bellow something. Caption reads “have you considered screaming about it?”
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 24/08/2026
Hummingbirds.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."
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Kukumomo 🔞 @kukumomoart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 21/08/2026
Actual footage of me right now
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Nim’s Art @nimsart.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
•FRACTURED• Astarion and his mask: a theme I’ve been wanting to draw so bad for a year, now. I finally managed to bring to life what I’d been imagining for so long! Hope you like it! 🫂❤️‍🩹 #astarion #bg3 #astarionfanart
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/08/2026
Reminder: 1. You don't need to have an opinion on everything, especially stuff you don't know enough about 2. You don't need to have a PUBLIC opinion on everything 3. It's okay to focus on one or two things and let others take up the slack elsewhere 4. It's okay to take a break when overwhelmed.
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juuni @juunipupu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Knight and a Second chance [ #oc | #art | #knight ]
digital painting of knight oc Kauno. He's standing naked knee deep in water and covering himself with his hand crossed over his chest. The hand played with some of his long locks and reveals a healed scar in his neck. At his feet sinking into the water is a late medieval armour, slumping over him with dead weight. Kauno has places his right hand to hold the armor at the same spot (neck) he has his scar.  All around them are seven common terns flying and diving into the water, splashing the otherwise calm water.
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Blanche @blanchebees.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's big hairy knight o'clock #knight
A beefy, hairy knight is posing for us with his dick hard.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your bad art is better than AI slop.
four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop  or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "it's okay to ignore jackasses"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
obviously i think AI is an abomination. i have talked about this for a long time and will continue to do so, but today i was struck with something REALLY COOL that i do not think is discussed enough on the opposite end: the JOY and FULFILLMENT of being able to hire and work with human artists.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/08/2026
Sending this out to whoever needs to see it: It's okay if you read slowly, there's no great victory in being able to read quickly, everyone kind of has their own reading speed, and that's perfectly fine. I'm just really happy you're reading. I hope it gives you joy at any pace. Thank you!
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i’m having a long week. and it’s still wednesday
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The D3 Podcast @d3podcastshow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Who doesn’t want their own Thomas T. Tompton? He can write! He can breathe fire at your enemies! He can fetch stroopwafels! If you’re on our Patreon, you can have one! Our very own Clym has made these wonderful Hero Forge models, and we’ve got the links ready for downloads! #dndart #dragonkin
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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The “best” thing about genAI (the quotes are doing heavy work here) is that it’s really lowered the bar on getting into hand-made art. Literally anything you make is better than ai. There’s never been a better time to throw away your fear and start learning that craft you’ve always wanted to learn.
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
99% of the time, when someone accuses you of selective outrage, it’s a way of politically demobilizing you and shutting you up “Why are you angry about data centers instead of fast fashion” isn’t about making you care about fast fashion. It’s about shutting you up about data centers And visa versa
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Using AI in the "creation process" is a hilarious diminishment of the ideas of both creation and process. "I will not apologize for my use of ordering Burger King in my hamburger creation process. I am just as much a chef as anyone." What an absolute spoon.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A comic of several colourful foxes. In this one, we see a red fox wearing a burglar mask, carrying a heavy sack on her back.
Narrator: The reverse burglar strikes like a thief in the night.

The red fox drops the sack on the floor with a heavy thump.
Narrator: Swiftly she breaks in, drops her loot, and she's gone again!

In the morning, still bleary-eyed, drowsy Green finds the sack, looking at it with a drowsy yet puzzled expression.
Narrator: The grim light of dawn reveals her crimes.

Green turns around to call towards Blue, who is somewhere unseen.
Green: Blue? Your mom got us with the zucchini again!
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
For me, AI’s appropriate role model in education is best understood by this question: Does AI promote critical thinking? It doesn’t. We should keep it the hell away from the classroom.
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