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chaos monkey

@chaos-monkey.bsky.social
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🔞 🏳️‍🌈 he/they, closer to 50 than 25 | queer, trans, horny. Nerd. | writer of smut & kink | consistently inconsistent | ⚠️ sometimes I reblog dick ⚠️ oh and, genAI users Fuck Off 🏳️‍🌈 🔞

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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 20h
And this isn't in school, it's actual grownups with actual JOBS, I hate it so much
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 20h
I was never a fan of group projects in school, but little did I know that generative fucking a.i. would make it sooo much worse. These people get a task and literally just run straight over to plug it into the bullshit machine without stopping to even TRY to think for themselves. It's fucking awful.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 02/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "how the fuck did we get here"
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PSA: be careful listening to this in public unless you're REAL GOOD at keeping your expression under control 😳😳🔥 whew. (I thought I was good at that but *apparently I have limits*) (worth it)
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so tired of seeing AI output being called anything to do with creativity 😒 people take others' work, shove it in a blender, and then dump the resulting homogenized slop in a bowl and proudly declare they created something new because they picked which button to press and how long to blend it for
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6480 ☜ @6480.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
screenshot study to work on my lineart original (sans penis) x.com/ZengDeng32/s...
monochrome sketch of hans from kingdom come deliverance tied to a tree half undressed and looking rather pleased about it. the hands are henry's if anyone needs confirmation
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
long legs
a poorly drawn cat lying down with its very long legsa black cat lying on a round gray rug in front of a white cabinet. the rug has a black cat design underneath the real cat, with printed legs sticking out and creating the illusion that the cat has extremely long legs
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love to see a little guy topping 🔥 🔥 😏
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No Spoons September is going just fucking fantastic, by the way.
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
btw
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*literal IRL gasp* 😍‼️🤭
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oooh exciting!! Might I inquire, is there any idea of when season 2 of the main campaign will start? 👀
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
o- oh 😳
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Darn it 😆
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also my crime is just the entire android revolution I guess lol
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Aahh I love Peak but I never did get a chance to try out the cannibalism 😂
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/09/2026
having the rights to the muppets and not being able to work out how to make a muppets tv show feels like having two slices of bread, some butter, a knife, some cheese, and a recipe for a cheese sandwich, and not being able to work out how to make a cheese sandwich
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
bye bye occasional nostalgia song play
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Aunty Donna: Man Thrown in Trash Can
Alt: Person with a beard trots up hauling a (obviously fake) white man's limp body over one shoulder, and unceremoniously pitches him headfirst into a big outdoor garbage bin and walks away
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For fucks sake 😑 "I'm not transphobic, I just think [spouts the very definition of transphobia and anti-trans rhetoric]" *removes from playlists*
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is awesommme 🔥 🔥
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "I haven't recovered from the previous clusterfuck"
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice, yeah it's definitely powered by GIPHY! There are some good ones in there even with the content filtering 😂
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ooh interesting... I can find a bunch, but notably only ones without actual swearing (minus a single "shitheads" exception). I wonder if they really are yours or just knockoffs
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Getting a bit tired of very rich actors and directors saying ‘AI is here we have to learn how to use it’ instead of ‘I am wealthy enough to dedicate myself only to projects which employ talented human beings because anything else is an existential threat to human storytelling’
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melon's lemon bin 🔞 @lemonbin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
screenshot study from the mod where you swap in Hans for Katherine's romance seen. I am still not over it. #hansry
Fanart of Kingdom Come Deliverance. Hans is straddling Henry with a smug expression on his face. Henry looks up at Hans while lying down.
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Dr. Laci Brock 🪐 @stellerarts.com · 04/09/2026
Look at my tiny Moon painting! I photographed the Moon with my telescope, then used it as my reference
Small clay disk painted like the Moon Photograph of nearly-full Moon
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I made a #DetroitBecomeHuman fanvid about Markus and it's THE coolest thing I've ever done, pls pls pls give it a peek? It's my first video edit ever and I'm really proud of it! 😁 #dbh #markus #RK200 youtu.be/V0dlUO4M01w
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Markus - Rusted from the rain - DBH fanvid
YouTube video by chaos_monkey
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Caitlin ^.^ @caitlel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For nearly two centuries I stalked the streets like a ghost #bg3 #astarion #digitalart #astarionancunin #baldursgate3
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I made a #DetroitBecomeHuman fanvid about Markus and it's THE coolest thing I've ever done, pls pls pls give it a peek? It's my first video edit ever and I'm really proud of it! 😁 #dbh #markus #RK200 youtu.be/V0dlUO4M01w
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Markus - Rusted from the rain - DBH fanvid
YouTube video by chaos_monkey
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KIDNYSTNZ @kidnystnz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thinking about #dbh its 530 yayyyy #Markus #RK200
3 screenshots of Markus from Detroit: Become Human next to my drawing of him
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HELLO this is incredible 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026
a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "holy fuck my brain is tired"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 29/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "this could be the beginning of some beautiful bullshit"
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
on fridays we become medieval cats
a medieval cat using a computer
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 28/08/2026
Tumblr post of three fellas holding each other's shoulders in a circle and blushing. text reads "i love being a pervert online with all of you"
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
strike a pose
a poorly drawn cat with an oversized paw, toe beans AND claws!a black cat sitting on a tiled floor with one hind paw raised very close to the camera, showing its toe beans and claws, while the cat's body appears farther away in the background
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
not Tim Curry too wtf 😭
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every day, my dude. Every single day. #art #cats #screaming
Doodle of a ginger cat with its mouth open really wide as if to bellow something. Caption reads “have you considered screaming about it?”
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chaos monkey @chaos-monkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hooray! 💙
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 24/08/2026
Hummingbirds.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."
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Kukumomo 🔞 @kukumomoart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 21/08/2026
Actual footage of me right now
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Nim’s Art @nimsart.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
•FRACTURED• Astarion and his mask: a theme I’ve been wanting to draw so bad for a year, now. I finally managed to bring to life what I’d been imagining for so long! Hope you like it! 🫂❤️‍🩹 #astarion #bg3 #astarionfanart
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