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celine

@cetaillefer.bsky.social
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writer, narrative designer, cat lady, tired || makeoutcreek.itch.io || she/her

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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 01/10/2026
Imagining people who do evil things to be devoid of empathy is a way of comforting oneself, because we all know that we feel empathy and therefore are not the kind of person who could do *that.* It’s much scarier to know that a conglomeration of circumstances can turn basically anybody bad.
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i might be a genius (added cheese powder to leftover ramen noodles with no sauce packet and mixed in canned tuna)
bowl of neon cheese covered ramen noodles with tuna in
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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prop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ai agen t perfec t size to put private data! inside very comfort data sleep soundly. no problems ever in agent because good shape and support for persona l data messy everywher e. a agent yes a place for data put nakd selfys in agent can trust agent for giveing good love to data. friend agent
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting banned from WoW for calling a character 'poop mcballs' was funny in 2005 when everyone playing it was 15. now everyone playing it is 45 & it is just sad. grow up and pretend to be an orc properly
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“shape of you” by ed sheeran is from the perspective of a dog … he’s in love with the shape of you because it’s all he can see with his dog eyes
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i don't know how to explain it but it feels like r/kindle is being astroturfed by some pro-harry potter campaign
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i understand how the law of thermodynamics works in principle, but can it explain why kraft dinner and mugs of tea cool significantly faster than anything else
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this was probably the most dysregulating day I've had in a while and it was still stupidly productive which feels worse than if it's just taken a powder. what the hell
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Chase | Commissions... Open!! @chaseburns.art · 22/09/2026
"borzoi" really sounds like a kind of mobile suit, doesn't it?
a digital sketch of a zaku ii that resembles a borzoi dog, because of its white coloration and elongated snout
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they community noted my shit
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*lexie @lleyksie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
leopardus tilcayo !
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
walking home and a guy riding his bike on the sidewalk coming from the opposite direction is on the left (my right). when he gets close to me, he brakes and just... sits there? I stand in front of him for about 10 seconds before I realize he's not moving and step left. what the hell??
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
why's reacher got me cryin in the club before 9AM
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Stand by Stephen King but now you can explode nearby corpses, damaging enemies
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“When we were being stolen from our parents and experienced genocide in Indian Residential Schools, we wondered, ‘Who are the people that will help us?’ Today, we are those people. Today we offer our help, support, and jurisdiction to override these dehumanizing laws.”
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michael @modality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RASCAL NEWSLETTER: The "Genocide Is Bad" organization has determined that this owners of this golf course actively support genocide. They have asked people not to play golf here, so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it. Now watch this drive
A screenshot from Rascal's newsletter which reads:

[Blizzard Entertainment is owned by Microsoft, which has been named a "priority target" by the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement over its complicity in Israel's ongoing occupation of Palestine and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people. That boycott explicitly extends to Xbox and Microsoft's gaming products. I am about to spend a few paragraphs writing about a game I love (warts and all), so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it.]

World of Warcraft has once again activated the siren call, luring me back to shores I've explored for the majority of my life at this point. This latest temptation is the strongest and most devious, nostalgia mixed with big promises in the form of Wow: Forever. (The essay goes on.)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/09/2026
My character thirty minutes after setting foot in Hellfire Peninsula
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buster skeetin @busterskeetin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
today in my life the comic strip: i was walking home when a piece of walnut casing bounces out of the grass onto the sidewalk at my feet. as i look around the grass for the creature that did this, a squirrel in the tree above me drops another walnut onto my head
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you're wondering why i haven't been posting lately it's because they made sombra a support hero and receiving the news threw out my back. thanks for your understanding!
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no one should have sex with anyone at valve until they quit delisting indie games for the mildest depictions of sexuality
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jade, whose voice is the Deluge @goblinmode.com · 11/09/2026
"what if there was an evil computer and it hated you" what if there was a cool bug and you could look at it. see my thing is already more fun
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
its great how photos of E3 in the 90s look like a street from an old sci-fi movie
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
all the people in the comments of this post saying that it's fine for LLMs to take meeting minutes because they don't matter just really excited to relearn why secretarial work is actually really important huh
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it should be illegal to get those sickening lightning flash scalp pains when you're sick
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thanks.
A rat sits with a small piece of cheese. Text reads: "leave me alone with my cheese".
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
rediscovered my old perfume stash which reminded me why i stashed it (smelling the same thing for more than five minutes sends me to the danger realm)
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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Big Walk screenshot of two creatures (blue, wine and teal, as well as magenta, pink and light green) are waving at the camera, standing on the top of a cliff with a luminescent orb next to them. There is an ocean in the background. Both of them have been painted over to look weirdly human with hair and hands.
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
time to read a little hell house before bed. surely a girl will not regret reading hell house before bed.
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
damn it'd be a real shame if canada decided that the locks allowing american ships carrying goods through the great lakes didn't work anymore
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
swapped out the insoles on my new brooks adrenaline GTs, and now they squeak like clown shoes whenever i move. help!
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
goodbye, big walk. thank you for the best time I could have ever spent in a video game with @tylercolp.bsky.social #bigwalk
Big Walk screenshot showing two creatures sitting on an idyllic beach somewhere in Australia. One creature is looking at the other and is blue, plum and teal. They  have a yellow backpack on. The other creature is looking back at the camera and has a magenta, pink and light green body. The waves are crashing foam into the beach.Big Walk screenshot showing two creatures sitting on a sky gondola over an Australian rocky mountainside. One creature is looking at the other and is blue, plum and teal. The other creature is looking off to the side of the camera and has a magenta, pink and light green body. The sun is setting in the sky, making it pink and gold.
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Spooky ✨🔜 LONDON CC A453 @spookynest.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I crave a big walk ✨🌄⛰️
Three little big walk creatures holding objects from the game ‘big walk’ on a blank white background with text; ‘I feel like a big walk’
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 22/08/2026
ME: Oh, silly me! I was playing Big Walk that night. It's sort of a multiplayer ... puzzle solving game? On an island? I was headed back on my own to blue tower with a bloobo and got lost in the dark for a while. It's pretty easy to do if you don't have a light source. COLUMBO: Is that right?
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
before you make that "Stephen King did drugs" joke consider that when you die you will get one lash per joke from a tiny needle toothed gnome for being the most tedious and predictable bore alive
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it's messed up that when you work out on your lunch break and shower, it doesn't stop the sweating process. i need the ice bath that eggs get
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They do NOT make prayer books like they used to
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
New GTA6 leak reveals that the game’s plot takes place in several different time periods including 1999 as well as 12,000 BC when the Kingdom of Zeal attempts to harness the power of Lavos
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
A while back I realized much of what I micro blogged was just me processing stuff out loud, & not in a way that had any benefit for myself or the topic. Often it could just be me articulating my most negative thoughts & foisting them on others! So I had a witch shrink me & now I live in a dollhouse.
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
(getting knocked down and dragged through an intersection by a guy who is watching AI girlfriend tiktoks on his phone) haha.... grond...
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