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@cetaillefer.bsky.social
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writer, narrative designer, cat lady, tired || makeoutcreek.itch.io || she/her

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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 3h
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wooden shelves full of white and red inari (fox) statuettes, inked with supplications from worshippers, in kobesome kind of hero in the water, with grey-blue body feathers, and black dappled feathers along it's long white neck, in shoseien garden, kyotogranite statue of a person reaching out to a rabbit at yakasa shrine in kyotoposter of a wide-eyed illustrated raccoon against a blue background, in kyoto
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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Photos/direction/Mercy/Zen/Ana: me Genji/Widowmaker/Hanzo: @tylercolp.bsky.social Sombra: @cetaillefer.bsky.social
Overwatch screenshot showing the first point on Volskaya, which is a huge industrial map in Russia. Sombra in her Overwatch 1 uniform is standing on the building that overlooks the point and is looking towards the choke that attackers come in from.Overwatch screenshot with Widowmaker who has just shot a Sombra dead on the second point of Anubis, a map in the ancient pyramid ruins around Cairo. There is a line of gunsmoke coming from Widowmaker's gun and Sombra lays dead on the ground.Overwatch screenshot of Sombra in her Overwatch 1 uniform hacking a Hanzo on the first point of Hanamura. Long red lines are coming from her hand as she is coming out of stealth, so she is cast in a purple haze. The Hanzo is aiming his bow at her in the snow and rocks.
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
explode me like melon
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
shout out to the gaggle of schoolkids at the Osaka Science centre who wanted us to say hello back
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
awww it's mostly the jet lag but honestly the language barrier is harder than i was expecting!
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
being on vacation might actually be the most stressed I've ever been in my life
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
creatures
a stone pig surrounded by pink and yellow flowers. part of a Shinto shrine complex is visible behind it.a weathered green lion statue on a big stone plinth. four tiny pinwheels are at the lion's feet
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 01/10/2026
Imagining people who do evil things to be devoid of empathy is a way of comforting oneself, because we all know that we feel empathy and therefore are not the kind of person who could do *that.* It’s much scarier to know that a conglomeration of circumstances can turn basically anybody bad.
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i might be a genius (added cheese powder to leftover ramen noodles with no sauce packet and mixed in canned tuna)
bowl of neon cheese covered ramen noodles with tuna in
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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prop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ai agen t perfec t size to put private data! inside very comfort data sleep soundly. no problems ever in agent because good shape and support for persona l data messy everywher e. a agent yes a place for data put nakd selfys in agent can trust agent for giveing good love to data. friend agent
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting banned from WoW for calling a character 'poop mcballs' was funny in 2005 when everyone playing it was 15. now everyone playing it is 45 & it is just sad. grow up and pretend to be an orc properly
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
squeakross is such a banger, i'm so excited for you to go on this journey
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“shape of you” by ed sheeran is from the perspective of a dog … he’s in love with the shape of you because it’s all he can see with his dog eyes
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HBO is really pulling out all the stops or something
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i don't know how to explain it but it feels like r/kindle is being astroturfed by some pro-harry potter campaign
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i understand how the law of thermodynamics works in principle, but can it explain why kraft dinner and mugs of tea cool significantly faster than anything else
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this was probably the most dysregulating day I've had in a while and it was still stupidly productive which feels worse than if it's just taken a powder. what the hell
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Chase | Commissions... Open!! @chaseburns.art · 22/09/2026
"borzoi" really sounds like a kind of mobile suit, doesn't it?
a digital sketch of a zaku ii that resembles a borzoi dog, because of its white coloration and elongated snout
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
nah don't be, i mostly like it here. days like yesterday, less so
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
honestly, i agree and i live here
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they community noted my shit
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*lexie @lleyksie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
leopardus tilcayo !
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's not that he wasn't paying attention, because he saw me and braked. he was just riding on the wrong side of the walk and wanted to keep doing that, I guess.
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
walking home and a guy riding his bike on the sidewalk coming from the opposite direction is on the left (my right). when he gets close to me, he brakes and just... sits there? I stand in front of him for about 10 seconds before I realize he's not moving and step left. what the hell??
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they're exposing all my work small talk tricks!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ohh, how are they enjoying animorphs? probably my favourite series ever growing up.
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
why's reacher got me cryin in the club before 9AM
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Stand by Stephen King but now you can explode nearby corpses, damaging enemies
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
good luck with everything! if i can say one nice thing about a colonoscopy, is that the sedation feels like the best nap in the world
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“When we were being stolen from our parents and experienced genocide in Indian Residential Schools, we wondered, ‘Who are the people that will help us?’ Today, we are those people. Today we offer our help, support, and jurisdiction to override these dehumanizing laws.”
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michael @modality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RASCAL NEWSLETTER: The "Genocide Is Bad" organization has determined that this owners of this golf course actively support genocide. They have asked people not to play golf here, so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it. Now watch this drive
A screenshot from Rascal's newsletter which reads:

[Blizzard Entertainment is owned by Microsoft, which has been named a "priority target" by the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement over its complicity in Israel's ongoing occupation of Palestine and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people. That boycott explicitly extends to Xbox and Microsoft's gaming products. I am about to spend a few paragraphs writing about a game I love (warts and all), so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it.]

World of Warcraft has once again activated the siren call, luring me back to shores I've explored for the majority of my life at this point. This latest temptation is the strongest and most devious, nostalgia mixed with big promises in the form of Wow: Forever. (The essay goes on.)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/09/2026
My character thirty minutes after setting foot in Hellfire Peninsula
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buster skeetin @busterskeetin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😔
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i've hit it with the cold water + stain treatment, but having encountered black walnut casings before i suspect this is gonna get relegated to gardenwork hat
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the walnut, by the way, leaves an enormous poop coloured stain on my pink hat
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
today in my life the comic strip: i was walking home when a piece of walnut casing bounces out of the grass onto the sidewalk at my feet. as i look around the grass for the creature that did this, a squirrel in the tree above me drops another walnut onto my head
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my neck/my back/my sombra lost her hack
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thank you bb. it is getting better slowly!
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you're wondering why i haven't been posting lately it's because they made sombra a support hero and receiving the news threw out my back. thanks for your understanding!
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no one should have sex with anyone at valve until they quit delisting indie games for the mildest depictions of sexuality
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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh is it live already?
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jade, whose voice is the Deluge @goblinmode.com · 11/09/2026
"what if there was an evil computer and it hated you" what if there was a cool bug and you could look at it. see my thing is already more fun
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